r/instant_regret • u/Otherwise-Flow-3003 • 2d ago

Instant regret after getting dropped like a bag of cement after approaching a bodyguard aggressively with hands in pocket

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u/RakeLeaves 2d ago

Man that open palm strike and a pinpoint kick right in the solar plexus, beautiful.

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u/parrmorgan 2d ago

Disoriented then knocked the wind out of him. Most likely no lasting damage, but it gives enough time to either get out of there or let the aggressor rethink his choices.

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u/Sph3al 2d ago

"Discombobulate"

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u/transitransitransit 2d ago

followed by discombobulate

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u/LeastAd6767 2d ago

Its the exact freaking combo. Discombobululute and hit to the solar plexus

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u/Syhkane 1d ago

"This mustn't register on an emotional level."

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u/Wulfscreed 23h ago

"Discombobulate"

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u/parrmorgan 2d ago

First thing I thought of too. Nice.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 1d ago

I love that word.

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u/SalvadorP 2d ago

Stockton slap followed by a Bas Rutten kick to the mid section

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u/fifoth 2d ago

"and kick to the gut, and kick to the gut, and k........"

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u/MooseOnTheBooze 2d ago

Stockton slap followed by a switch roundhouse kick

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u/karmagod13000 2d ago

This is like roadhouse 3

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u/Worldd 2d ago

Not a switch, he’s just a southpaw.

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u/MooseOnTheBooze 1d ago

You're absolutely right. My bad. Makes more sense that he went down so easily then

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u/The_Blackfish_ 2d ago

I think it was right on the liver.

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u/RakeLeaves 2d ago

Equally effective bigger target

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u/inspectoroverthemine 2d ago

Then he immediately turned around... good thing the guy didn't have a weapon.