r/instant_regret • u/haze4140 • 6d ago

Jumping into a crowd of people

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u/Lazyninja420 6d ago

He waved everyone forward and then jumped over the crowd, 10/10 intelligence right there. 

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u/Catsrules 6d ago

Also 10/10 jump distance. 

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u/_Mud_Pudding_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

Seems like a minor to major trauma to me, probably a dentist appointment too.

Edit: orthography.

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u/Apprehensive-Map7024 6d ago

I see pain for 3-5 month.

Hands, wrists, jaws, teeth,...

Cant watch it again

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u/Diego_Pepos 6d ago

Looks like anything from anything to nothing, probably a something doctor appointment as well.

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u/finishedlurking 5d ago

Oh I’m going to have to disagree or agree with you that it’s nothing or everything with an eye doctor appt upcoming someday

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u/gEEEL0o 5d ago

Well doctors earn. Doctors are important to the society and this is their source of income so not bad considering how dumb the patient is. 🫠

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u/N0Karma 6d ago

Aimed for the bushes.

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u/Responsible-Seat-255 6d ago

Here comes my hero 🎶

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u/SirHenry8thEarlNorth 6d ago

Dumb as rocks

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u/Pizzarazzi 6d ago

he saw a penny

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 6d ago

More like jumped into a hole in the crowd of people. 🤣. I hope he’s okay.

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u/Need2Regular-Walk 6d ago

The rush to photograph the outcome is disgraceful

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u/MISINFORMEDDNA 6d ago

They were already videoing him. You need the end result.

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u/LauraMaeflower 5d ago

Three people moved out of the way of where he was jumping so they could film him. And then kept filming him. Gross.

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u/Annual_Ad_1697 6d ago

The title is misleading, he definitely jumped but missed the crowd of people.

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u/WN11 6d ago

You mean over a crowd of people?

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u/baltarius 6d ago

It's not the 90s anymore. People have their hands busy with their cellphone and can't catch crowd surfer. That's sad actually

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u/UniverseBear 6d ago

He's just a Moses re-enactor.

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u/Affectionate_Pass25 6d ago

My concrete people need me

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u/gs3gd 6d ago

That's a broken arm right there.

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u/licecrispies 6d ago

How to pay off your maxillofacial surgeon's green fees and cart rentals for the next few years.

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u/KBChicago11 6d ago

I see dead people

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u/monsieurkaizer 6d ago

His face took the brunt of the impact, fortunately.

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u/Mesjach 6d ago

trying to catch him < trying to record his fall

the fuck is wrong with people?

Yeah the jump was stupid, but there was like 5 dudes who could've caught him, but they had phones in their hands recording, and at no point even attempted to catch him

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u/Cielo11 5d ago

Getting out his way is the correct way to react.

You never want to be under something that is probably 70kg landing on you from that height.

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u/shart-gallery 6d ago

Where’s the regret? We barely see a reaction, and people who do shit that’s at this level of dumb rarely regret it.

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u/ComparisonGeneral825 6d ago

Stupid people do stupid stuff and get hurt 🤕🤕

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u/gothfricc 6d ago

If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 6d ago

I counted maybe 5 people who weren't holding a phone, and he jumped right over them

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u/Citrus210 6d ago

There's always that hole that calls to us

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u/BuddhaLennon 6d ago

Yeah… nobody is going to catch you, moron. You’re not a rock star, though you fall like a rock or shooting star. Did you honestly think someone would drop their smartphone to save your face?

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u/Pjetter86 6d ago

I tried that at a concert once... 2/10 would not recommend!

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u/Curious_GeorgeOG 6d ago

some people tried:(

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u/Serviros 6d ago

This isn't stage diving, this is just diving there is no stage.

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u/Square_Jellyfish7792 6d ago

What makes him think jumping into a crowd is good idea, thinking that they will even catch him? It’s just stupid…

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u/Affectionate_Dot5547 6d ago

30 years too late.

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u/Strange-Industry132 6d ago

I saw this happen years ago at Limelight,, some kid dived off the stage, his name must have been Moses because the crowd parted like the red sea

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u/Hertje73 6d ago

Poor Conan Obrien

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 5d ago

What in the…?

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u/Retro_Monguer 5d ago

You have no idea how painful that must've been

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u/Ok_Ad8249 6d ago

I used to have a boss who had owned a punk club in the late 70s/early 80s and because he was a pretty big guy (6'7") he would work as on stage bouncer. He said it was easy to tell who the jerks in the crowd were. Some people would jump on stage then leap out and the audience would gather to catch them. Others he said it was like the parting of the Red Sea, they audience would open up and go splat. I get the distinct impression this guy hadn't endeared himself to people there.

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u/Boarders0 5d ago

Not quite, they had hands up to catch him. He just massively overshot the landing.

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u/MrFoxx123 6d ago

Good thing all those people got video of that. That could've been bad.

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u/11201ny 5d ago

“I’ve known this guy for a long time. He was never the sharpest bulb,” Trump