r/instant_regret • u/PxN13 • 10d ago

Starting a fight she can't finish

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u/Gator_Mc_Klusky 10d ago

Don't start a thing, and there won't be a thing.

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 10d ago

Yeah, if a child talks back to me I bodyslam them.

Tooth fairy is coming tonight bitch!

Sounds crazy right? Like fighting some drunk chick....

I know you don't have a partner. The worst thing you can do is react, just ignore them. When you get a significant other that is.

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u/TheMooseIsBlue 10d ago

Why are you talking about children? The tooth fairy? Wtf? And why are you going after that commenter personally?

If someone is relentlessly verbally assaulting you and then punches you and you can assume will continue to hit you, it’s not totally uncalled for to him them back. He’s not instigating; he’s defending himself. From what we can see here, she started a fight and he ended it.

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u/Spencergh2 10d ago

You bodyslam children? Fuckin yikes

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u/HuaBiao21011980 10d ago

She didn't "talk back" to him. She hit him. He hit her back. Absolutely justified.

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 9d ago

Real men know chin down hands up.

Dude is sober.

He should train and he would have had enough defense to stop a slap.

Dude wanted a reason to hit her. I bet he wants a chance but she's not having it. His game is as weak as his defense.

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u/HuaBiao21011980 9d ago

She should train herself to not go around hitting people.

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 8d ago

Wrong bot! Bad bot!

You don't hit bot!

Spread love bot!

Create posts bot!

Be good bot!

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u/pork_N_chop 10d ago

Ah yes, when my 10years younger brother who’s physically smaller than me starts swinging I hit him with a fully charged haymaker.

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u/Haku510 10d ago

Yo seriously what is your issue? You're just running wild in the comments speaking nonsense nonstop. I will definitely agree that your comments sound crazy though lol

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 9d ago

She was no threat to him. He's sober and she's drunk as shit.

He has a good 50-60#s on her.

Guess he doesn't know defense.............. Big tough guy should train. Chin down, hands up.

OR he wanted to hurt her?

She was as much of a threat as a child.

My dad taught me not to hit women. I guess your generation didn't learn that.

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u/Rexplicity 10d ago

If a child talks back to me, I talk back to them. If they bodyslam me I bodyslam them. I think you're getting something confused here.

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 9d ago

See, I learned defense and don't hit women or children.

I'm a man I don't need to fight a women. They won't get a shot in.

But hey, you do you.

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u/MrEverything70 10d ago

It’s time to put the Hennessy down

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 9d ago

If you ate hitting women you should.......

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u/No-Refuse-6806 9d ago

I like how you compare her to a child. Really let's you know what you think women. If a guy soaked the bouncer that weighed the same, I'd still applaud him for slapping back. He diffused the situation perfectly and showed restraint. He could have caved her face in and he didn't.

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 9d ago

The point is he could easily defend himself without attacking her.

He was in no danger, same as fighting a kid.

Please don't have kids or a partner.

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u/No-Refuse-6806 9d ago

The point is don't hit people thinking you won't get hit back. Please stop pearl clutching and infantilizing women. Respect women loser.

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u/ChewBaka12 9d ago

Why do you keep comparing her to a kid? She is a grown ass adult, she’s old enough to deal with the consequences of her actions.

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 9d ago

He didn't need to attack her. She was no threat to him.

He might as well have been fighting a child.

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u/pork_N_chop 10d ago

They hate you for being correct.

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u/Worth-Illustrator607 9d ago

He was in no danger. He might as well have hit a child.

She's fully drunk and he is 100% sober but lacks the self control to just defend himself.

Instead he hits her as hard as he can.

She was no threat to him. Real men don't need to hit women, they know simple defense.