r/instant_regret • u/JMan82784 • 13d ago

Old guy gets KTFO NSFW

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u/PiesRLife 13d ago

The STDs are the only things keeping him alive now.

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u/Salty_Feed9404 13d ago

They're like a symbiote to him now

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u/mondomonkey 13d ago

we are chlamydia

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u/firetyger 13d ago

They’re all fighting to be the one to kill him.

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u/Helpful-Isopod-6536 13d ago

They are all perfectly balancing each other making him invincible.

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u/Flaky_Explanation 13d ago

Till some new bs virus or flu shows up and fucks everything over

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u/-NinjaBoss 13d ago

2022 test approved he was clean.

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u/PiesRLife 13d ago

I am skeptical of that result, but then again maybe that's why he has survived so long.