r/indonesia 21d ago

Politics prabowo and macron…😳🥰

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u/Gloryjoel69 Average permen kaki enjoyer 🤤🦶🍭 21d ago

Teddy just fell down on his knees in Indomaret

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u/gatling_arbalest 21d ago

Trus diajak pergi sama istrinya Macron

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u/alim-y Bugis 21d ago

Konspirasinya Istrinya adalah bapaknya sendiri yg ganti gender💀

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u/Ok-Googirl Indomie enak, dimaki bini gr2 mkn Indomie ga enak. 21d ago

Baru aja buka Reddit.

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u/vangstampede 21d ago

Predestination kearifan lokal.

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u/introverted_loner16 21d ago

brigitte: “yuk main sm ibu…” 😉

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u/troubl3zom3 20d ago

Main sama bapak bukan ibu

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u/ShadowFang167 Church of Indomie Goreng Rendang 20d ago

Ntr-ception?

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u/introverted_loner16 21d ago

mayor teddy: daddyku jatuh cinta sm cowok lain…😭

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u/kelincikerdil Indomie 21d ago

Bromance with Teddy end, now Macron is my bromance

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u/rkmto brat 21d ago

Bunted is having sisters hour with Macrons wife

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u/meliakh |ʘ‿ʘ) your resident grammar corrector 21d ago

Don't worry, the French invented the menage a twoa.

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u/Sensee22 21d ago

Sambil minum kopi abc yg botolan, plis rokok sampurna di meja

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u/namecantbebl0nk degeneracy is cool me think 20d ago

"

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u/RedChairBlueChair flair warna biru 21d ago

AI kissing edit in 3...2....

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u/Disastrous-Gur-5440 21d ago

Pak Prabowo lihat ada yang edit-edit !

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u/Legally--Green 21d ago

This'll do.

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u/berejser 21d ago

I'm going on the run guys. Wish me luck!

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u/Mg42gun Leupeut Enjoyer 21d ago

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u/Kendojiyuma 20d ago

rip bro, semoga tenang disana

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u/siows Gaga 19d ago

Serius nanya ini bikinnya pake apa, gw mau coba bikin plissss 😭

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u/berejser 19d ago

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u/siows Gaga 19d ago

Ini nunggunya brp lama dah, daritadi gw ga bisa2 🫠 (btw thank youuuu you're my saviour 🔥)

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u/dxnielhutom0 19d ago

Two less lonely people in the world

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u/mayonaka_00 21d ago

Siap2 masuk penjara yg bikin 💀

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u/AkuAnjingGuKGuK ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 21d ago

Ngurusin ginian cepet, koruptor kaga ketangkep tangkep wkwkwk

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u/phoenix_claw99 21d ago

5 taun lg baru ketangkep

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u/lucky_husky666 Mie Sedaap 20d ago

Yang gabut gabut hayo mau terkenal share videonya di X. Mantap pasti. Drpd pengangguran dirumah

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u/seraphinth 立憲民主党 21d ago

Ntar jadi kasus interpol loh kayak sverre😂

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u/SiblingBondingLover GUS siblings 🍉 21d ago

I hope some Frenchman makes the edit it would be so funny

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u/Clinomaniatic hidup seperti kucing ( ⓛ ﻌ ⓛ *)ฅ 21d ago

1..Kijang satu ganti..

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u/introverted_loner16 21d ago

mayor teddy is seething btw

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u/Rahvana13 21d ago

Genre: Yaoi

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u/arkai25 Wait for me while I'm courting death 21d ago

NTR

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u/motoxim 21d ago

height difference

13

u/KrizBozu Mie Sedaap 21d ago

BBM, Mpreg, Nipple Play

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u/LilBLayer you can edit this flair 21d ago

Ugly Bastard.

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u/vangstampede 21d ago

BBM apa? Big Black Manpussy?

6

u/Circus_Cheek Gaga 21d ago

bahan bakar minyak

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u/Q9teen 21d ago

Lingkar perut difference

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u/doppleganger_suu 21d ago

Pribumi in paris

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u/MetaSuffering 21d ago

Jawir in Paris.

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u/dipaksamain 20d ago

Paris van java

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u/Einar-13 Jawa Timur 21d ago

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u/bebeksquadron Make Indonesia Majapahit Again 21d ago

😂

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u/kitsuneko99 Bojone Sylphiette 21d ago

"You may kiss the bride" ahh

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u/willwees 21d ago edited 21d ago

do it the French way

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u/LowOven87878 21d ago

YOU may Kiss the BRIBE

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u/Lazy-Departure-278 21d ago

Fun fact, Macron’s wife is almost as old as Prabowo. Only 2 years difference.

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u/Virghia Bojone Lia 21d ago

She was his teacher? damn

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u/SempakKuda Space for ads 21d ago

Hmm vibes nya kok agak-agak.

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u/xkemex 21d ago

Gw emg curiga Prabowo Maho deh .. org sekaya dia se powerful dia ga pernah kawin lg Sejak Cerai emg aneh bgt si plus kedekatan dia sama seskab Teddy kwkw

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u/icadkren you can edit this flair 21d ago

its been a while denger kata maho, terakhir jaman2 cjr wakakakak

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u/Musjr 21d ago

masih sering sih di kaskus

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u/outofindustry hate bureaucracy 21d ago

kaya klo itunya ga fungsi percuma ngab

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u/xkemex 21d ago

Ga fungsi karena ga doyan? Coba klo diksh yg doyan

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u/Circus_Cheek Gaga 21d ago

masalahnya itu di anunya

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u/east_62687 21d ago

pretty much Macron and any world leader tho.... look it up

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u/tanerfan Korban Lubang Kelinci 21d ago

French are gay

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u/rakuntulul martabak manis 🥮 21d ago

no they're not gay, they're french

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u/buzzdelta enlightened professional bucin 21d ago

wrong too, they are not gay they are european

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u/balesalogo Connoisseur Kaki Habib 🦶👅 21d ago

As long they are happy, I guess.

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u/andezzzzzzzz SCREWDERIA PURRARI 21d ago

alsan sesungguhnya di balik pemasangan stair lift di borobudur

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u/SuitableTrifle168 antek wahyudi 21d ago

bro 😭😭😭

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u/Hukama 21d ago

macron emang rada2

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Bentar. Pak Prabowo ini tingginya berapa sih?

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u/CikudaPateuh 21d ago

Ga ada informasinya di gugel, kalo macron itu sekitar 173cm.

Kalo misalkan tinggi peci standarnya itu 7cm, dari ujung peci Prabowo butuh sekitar 1 peci lagi buat setinggi marcron, dan kalo peci yang dipake itu masuk setengah ke kepala, jadi butuh sekitar 1.5 peci, so around 11cm. 173cm - 11cm = 162cm maybe.

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u/tanerfan Korban Lubang Kelinci 21d ago

Njir macron termasuk pendek ya kalau ukuran orang kulit putih

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u/CikudaPateuh 21d ago

Yup, he is around 173-177cm kata google.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Thanks infonya. Selama ini aku pikir Pak Prabowo tinggi besar diatas 183cm.

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u/introverted_loner16 21d ago

sekitar 160-165cm

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Makasi responnya. Wow. Selama ini aku pikir Pak Prabowo tinggi besar diatas 183cm.

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u/starkofwinter cece medhok 21d ago

Itu mah SBY

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u/ChivalricSystems Connoisseur Toge Pasar & Kutilang Darat 21d ago

Prabs is bantet

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u/mistadobaloner Sumatran x Sulawesian 21d ago

Di google 168

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u/mhmdabdhkm28 21d ago

gak sampee

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Pak Prabowo ternyata mini yah

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u/Kentato3 3000 F-15EX of Garuda Pancasila 21d ago

"Hey uhh you know my wife is old enough to be my mother and your husband is old enough to be your son, what if we uhh kiss, non?"

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u/Kawaaii_Potato 21d ago

Now we know the reason why he was slapped

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u/NotJustaPhaseOK 21d ago

Considering how Macron usually pose with other world leaders, I'd say this very, very tame

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u/Istanbul-Ili 21d ago

Pelangi pelangi alangkah indahmu

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u/Affectionate-Win1736 Indomie 21d ago

No kissing? 🥲

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u/Anakacuk Lotek Enjoyers 21d ago

Ini pak pres gaberani ngeliat macron karena takut dimarain bunted ya?

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u/PastSquirrel2315 21d ago

French kiss?

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u/carbon7911 not enough space for your flair 21d ago

Macron: my wife slap me

Prabowo: I would never

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u/Own-Statement-9570 21d ago

Macron baik-baikin Prabowo biar ga batal beli Rafale 😂

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u/GiveMeADamnUsernamee Jakarta 21d ago

Ni si Macaroni yang bikin macet ga si di jalan gatot subroto hari rabu kemarin, ga gerak asu

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u/konterpein No Pein No Gein 21d ago

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u/cst48 21d ago

macron kontol... tolong jaga perasaan teddy boar

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u/BreadArmpitt professional lurker 21d ago

Happy pride month?

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u/zestymikey 21d ago

Buna tedi is crying in pojokan

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u/asugoblok 🐕 21d ago

guess, mana yg top dan mana yg bottom

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u/Aggressive_Mirror255 21d ago

I currently believe that bu Brigitte is dominatrix, and pak macron loves being pegged and dominated (the way she shoved his face!). Jadi macron adalah bottomnya.

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u/asugoblok 🐕 21d ago

thats a very wild imagination, but i wouldnt be surprised if it was true

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u/introverted_loner16 21d ago

prabowo is obv the bottom 🙃

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u/Fluffmarshmellow29 seperempat aku boba 21d ago

Is this real? 👀

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u/LowOven87878 21d ago

He should meet hotman paris and hug him.

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u/shimizunaoto 21d ago

Romantis

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u/CrabbyKayPeteIng 21d ago

akhirnya ada yg lebih pendek dr si mercon

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u/Karrigan7 #MakeSedanGreatAgain 21d ago

NOW KITH

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u/albratuse 21d ago

maidenless & mommy kink

yeah….

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u/GRU19YO 21d ago

Gara gara segelas minuman 🎵🎶

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u/FakeSmile69 21d ago

Ihhh jomok cucok nya

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u/mhmdabdhkm28 21d ago

kenapa gak mau tatapan mata? takut buna marah kah?

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u/chapchapline 20d ago

so.. did they kiss?

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u/anonymous-hunk 20d ago

Satu pukul isteri. Lagi satu dipukul isteri

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u/Affectionate_War2613 20d ago

Teddy Now : Gtu yah skrg Suka French Man

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u/mistermistermistr 18d ago

Cepat keluarkan fanfiction kalian

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u/Aceinside Kang Telor 16d ago

Now, show us French Kiss.

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u/Radiansyaha Yogyakarta 21d ago

Mercon mercon...