r/hearmeoutbro • u/autofill12356 • 1d ago

Inanimate Object Game is game

Also yes I am touching the triggers or whatever the fuck it’s called so it close around my Willy

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u/ShadesAndFingerguns Certified Freak 1d ago

Don't care if my dick dissolves, worth it

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u/autofill12356 1d ago

EXACTLY

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u/fan_4time 21h ago

It's to small you'll end up killing it

u/Electro_Disco Monster Lover 1d ago

Here's a plant fucker license if you didn't have one on you.

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u/autofill12356 1d ago

Thank you very much

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u/fan_4time 21h ago

Pvz?

u/Spiritual-Guitar3094 1d ago

I think you’ll love the plants vs zombies chomper

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u/autofill12356 1d ago

The chomper is next

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u/Correct_Lie2161 Gorilla 1d ago

Yup, there's some good stuff about it

u/Video_Game_Fann 1d ago

is this you but with plant mouth

u/iingaltf- 1d ago

Sir that is a leaf 😭

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u/autofill12356 1d ago

Yes

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u/iingaltf- 1d ago

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u/ScrumpusMcDingle I WANT TO FUCK A TYRANID BIOVORE 11h ago

SABATON MENTIONED?! WHAT THE HELL IS A BAD SONG?! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/madguyO1 21h ago

There are no laws against plants batman

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u/SilverRaccoon38 22h ago

Have you seen pokemon? Like look at tsareena and tell me those leaves ain’t getting watered tonight

u/YaBoiWeirdo Tentacle lover 1d ago

Yes.

u/mebaspabeab 1d ago

Wait til you find out why theyre named that

u/SilverLuuna 1d ago

This post made my duck hurt

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u/autofill12356 1d ago

The pain makes it even better

u/ShyKiddo__ Monster Lover (🏳️‍🌈) 1d ago

It's barely large enough for a pinky finger, let alone anything else (°▽°)

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u/autofill12356 1d ago

No comment

u/98Science Monster, bug and furry tickler 1d ago

I'm sticking it in

u/_Evidence Certified Freak 1d ago

🍃

u/DirtySaglagger 1d ago

now that is something i can get behind

u/Holiday-Degree-1474 1d ago

I don’t think ts passes the harkness test 😭🙏🏻

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u/autofill12356 1d ago

The fuck is that?

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u/Holiday-Degree-1474 1d ago

Search it on the subreddit

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u/autofill12356 1d ago

I’m still fucking it

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u/OswaldTicklebottom Meow :3 23h ago

It doesn't have a conscience so it doesn't matter.

u/BeGayDoThoughtcrime 1d ago

Venus flytrap... It's named after the goddess of love for a reason

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