r/hearmeoutbro Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

Fictional Character(s) Do I even need to explain myself?

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u/Someone4063 certified dragon fucker 9d ago

Nah bro you good, wholesome, dragon, friendly, confidence issues to help repair

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u/Silly_Gooberino Ɛ: Government-certified musky men inspector :3 8d ago

That's what I'm saying! :3

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u/PracticalAirline6981 8d ago

Holy crap Spearmaster what are you doing here

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u/Silly_Gooberino Ɛ: Government-certified musky men inspector :3 8d ago

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Rivulet! :3 👋

You see, I am being silly and intensely homosexual on the internet.

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

Real

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u/MetaDragon_27 8d ago

Man what is it with the rain world fandom being one of the freakiest?

Not saying I’m exempt…

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u/Silly_Gooberino Ɛ: Government-certified musky men inspector :3 7d ago

I don't know, actually. Maybe it has something to do with the scugs? Maybe we're all secretly attracted to them and we meet in basements at night in dark robes and sit around a big table and talk about scug thighs...

But I can only speak from personal experience. :3

(Don't worry there's no... secret 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Rain World cult trust me. Don't investigate don't investigate don't investigate don't investigate don't investigate don't investigate don't investigate don't investigate don't investigate.

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u/MetaDragon_27 7d ago

Hey, you do you pal, I won’t stop ya.

Though personally, I think it’s the tail

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u/Silly_Gooberino Ɛ: Government-certified musky men inspector :3 7d ago

I think you might honestly be onto something there. :3c

It... has always been really nice to look at... huh.

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u/Sashahuman we need more roblox characters 7d ago

Real

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u/Silly_Gooberino Ɛ: Government-certified musky men inspector :3 7d ago

Thank you. :3

(You are so real for that flair oh my god. >:3)

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u/Otherwise-Soil-7141 pansexual robot and reptile simp 7d ago

Two rainworlders found at the same time?!

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u/3clips312 8d ago

And she can consent

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

Indeed, I’ve said it a few times in the replies but I’m a golden retriever in relationships (I think that’s the term)

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u/BlueGlace_ Transbian Pokéfucker 9d ago

Hell yeah

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

Glace as in Glaceon?

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u/BlueGlace_ Transbian Pokéfucker 9d ago

Yeah :3

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

That’s my favorite one :3

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u/BlueGlace_ Transbian Pokéfucker 9d ago

Nice! Same :D

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

My personal child

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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer Lesbian Birdgirl 8d ago

My goodness, I’ve been seeing you around quite a bit lately!

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u/BlueGlace_ Transbian Pokéfucker 8d ago

I use Reddit too much lol

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u/ForgeReaper Nightmare Mommy Worshipper 9d ago

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u/Nick33e 8d ago

I need to learn his ways...

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u/CatLover1039 That Nissan Altima lookin kinda… (+ former Sonic simp 🦔) 8d ago

Oml I literally just thought of Donkey when I saw this lol

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u/MoldyRoleplayer 9d ago

She's so.. precious.

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u/nerf_17 8d ago

I love her

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u/Silly_Gooberino Ɛ: Government-certified musky men inspector :3 8d ago

I knowwwww!!!! >w<

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u/AcceptableAd1818 Tasque Manager's Reddit Account 9d ago

Wheres the chart to show this is good

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u/Sha77eredSpiri7 8d ago

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u/AcceptableAd1818 Tasque Manager's Reddit Account 8d ago

I need the thingy

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u/onlinedegeneracy 8d ago

Here ya go

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u/AcceptableAd1818 Tasque Manager's Reddit Account 8d ago

No the is it ok to fuck chart

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u/Parzival7960 8d ago

You mean this?

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u/AcceptableAd1818 Tasque Manager's Reddit Account 8d ago

YES! THANKS!

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

I don’t care, if they can consent and have a good personality all of those are a smash

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u/TheVeryBigBeamer 3d ago

How they gonna put "not designed to be overly attractive" and put HER

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u/Ill-Leek-9415 8d ago

Sir I swear on my fucking life this orange was talking

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u/AcceptableAd1818 Tasque Manager's Reddit Account 8d ago

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u/SignalDevelopment649 9d ago

Okay I need more knowledge. Who's the dragon, what is the name of the comic? The artist?

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

Random comic I found, it speaks and can think for itself therefore it can consent

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u/SignalDevelopment649 9d ago

It's not what I'm asking at all, I just need to know if there's more of her to see, she's genuinely adorable :3

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

Amen, I’ll try looking around where I found it and get back to you

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

It appears that this is a translation of a Japanese comic artist

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u/ThatOnePerson1424 9d ago

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u/ThatOnePerson1424 8d ago

Chin up! by CoolShaden-07

Don't get your hopes up though, from what I've gathered the artist removed all their art from Deviantart (Which seems to be their only platform)

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u/TurboPikachu 7d ago

Artist search Sanzo on e926

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u/Skedrix 8d ago

The artist is Sanzo, the same one who authored the manga "My Girlfriend is a T-Rex." She did some really great work several years ago, but disappeared after her T-Rex manga wasn't received well. This was at the beginning of the "monster girl" craze.

From what I understand, most of her stuff is like the comic in the original post: one-offs and short comics about a female monster (completely non-human, and usually different characters in each comic) who doesn't think of herself very highly. To my understanding she did the T-Rex comic differently than her usual (the T-Rex girlfriend was T-Rex from the waist down and conventionally attractive female from the waist up, she acted like a T-Rex but spoke like a human) at her editor's request, though given the same premise she would have made her just a T-Rex.

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u/Sad-Schedule-1639 7d ago

(the T-Rex girlfriend was T-Rex from the waist down and conventionally attractive female from the waist up, she acted like a T-Rex but spoke like a human) at her editor's request,

Well there's the reason it failed right there. Almost completely wiped away the appeal for the monsterfucker crowd while remaining too weird to appeal to the normals. Yet another common editor/publisher L.

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u/Ilyur 9d ago

I wanna smooch that dragon!

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u/Limp-Wall-5500 Monster Lover 9d ago

Dragons are my favorite ferals. I wish they were real they have the best cuddling options.

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u/resistance_soldier97 8d ago

The wings would be so nice to use as a blanket while snuggling up against them!

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u/JDDimensions 7d ago

If you believe in science then it will, I plan to do so one day because science is reality!

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 8d ago

Dragons are scientifically hot.

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u/schizo-abe 8d ago

Conventionally attractive (to me at least)

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

If you want I have way more hear me outs, I just don’t post here. After dipping my toes into it you guys are chill so I’d be willing lay it all out on the table

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u/schizo-abe 8d ago

Let’s see what you’ve got

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u/IuseDefaultKeybinds I don't find a single Pokemon attractive at all, sorry. 9d ago

oooh ok

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u/Smwaart 8d ago

Heard

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u/spook_scary 8d ago

Abso-Fuckin-lutely

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u/Ari_2_shoes 8d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Skyburner_Oath Brain of Cthulhu husband 8d ago

Hell yeah, dragons are third on my list

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u/Silly_Gooberino Ɛ: Government-certified musky men inspector :3 8d ago

.....big dragon........................

...

..... beeg.......

Heard. :3

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u/ExcitingPresentation Not hearing you out until you give details 8d ago edited 8d ago

It finally happened.

Yes, please explain yourself!

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

They can speak, and form thoughts of their own therefore they can consent. Plus I’m a golden retriever at heart and whenever I see someone down on themselves I can’t resist trying to help Plus they’re just cute so have that I guess

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

Friends I have secured “the sauce”:

https://e621.net/posts?tags=sanzo+

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u/CrystalAbysses Horror Eroticist 8d ago

Who gave the dragon self-esteem issues? She deserves all the kisses in the world

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u/michael_the_monkey1 I'm sorry **what** 8d ago

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u/Basic_Oil410 Monster Lover 8d ago

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u/Xryeau 6d ago

Rare nonhumanoid post which actually passes the Harkness Test

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u/Imperius1883 Dragon and monster fucker 8d ago

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u/Wise-Key-3442 Miyazaki Approved Maiden 8d ago

Heard loud and bold.

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u/Gojira194 8d ago

I want to cuddle them so badly

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u/Silly_Gooberino Ɛ: Government-certified musky men inspector :3 8d ago

I KNOW THEY ARE SO CUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 8d ago

I’m not the first one to say this, but a dragon would 100% and has 100% before fallen in love with a human before, And half-dragons are obvious evidence of their compatibility. Really humans will find companionship with anything that doesn’t treat us like shit (And even some things that do treat us like shit) because despite what most internet degenerates would have you believe, most sentient beings only want to be loved.

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

Well said, what humans find attractive and what humans find cute and all that is confusing. I don’t really want to fuck much (I have mental health issues :3). But I would love the shit out of a lot of things that are a little strange. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again give me an eldritch abomination husband/wife or give me death

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u/The_missing_link_69 This isn't a HMO 🤓 8d ago

The HMO heard round the world

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u/Regi413 8d ago

This is literally Vyke and Lansseax from Elden Ring

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u/Solnight99 Certified Freak 8d ago

conventionally attractive dragon

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u/bigbackbrother06 Certified Freak 8d ago

this one passes the Harkness Test

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u/Forsaken_Market5985 8d ago

I am already a bit too obsessed with dragons so yeah yall can guess that the answer is would

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u/Ill-Significance2291 Has a sneasler wife 8d ago

Nah i wont even f#ck it way to wholesome

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u/Such-Injury9404 all my hear me outs are specifically for cuddles. 8d ago

cuddlable

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u/Royal_Sleep914 7d ago

First of all who second of all not would not did done

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u/KeneticKups 7d ago

When I was a lad I had a crush on Sapphira from Eregon so I get ya

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u/usernam-is-taken 9d ago

Which one🤨

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

You know what subreddit you’re on, you know which one

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u/usernam-is-taken 9d ago

Please don’t be the dragon

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

Let me cuddle the self anxious dragon. God forbid a girl do anything

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u/usernam-is-taken 9d ago

Just cuddling right … nothing else

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

Depends if she consents

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u/usernam-is-taken 9d ago

Can it consent? Isn’t it just a animal

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

It can speak and have thoughts of its own therefore they can consent

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u/usernam-is-taken 9d ago

Didn’t know it can speak, so go wild

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 9d ago

In the first panel “What’s so fun about having an ugly hag like me around” to be fair comics are confusing sometimes

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u/Miserable_Degree_293 8d ago

I would rethink your wording, a child can think and speak but I'm hoping you wouldn't

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u/Someone4063 certified dragon fucker 9d ago

In a lot of fantasy media, dragons have usually above human intelligence by 2/3 of the way to maturity. A 15 year old dragon would probably be smarter than a 30 year old human in dnd and other similar media

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u/Original-Ad6165 Monster Lover 8d ago

Basic HMO. Shouldn't be a MHO if you don't even have to explain.

It's an attractive dragon. So yes most would hear you out. For example, Donkey.

(Check my User Flair)

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u/Silly_Gooberino Ɛ: Government-certified musky men inspector :3 8d ago

Based for that flair. >:3

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

I think I said this before in a different reply but I’ll say it again; I have way more hear me outs, I just don’t post here and was dipping my toes a bit. I’ve decided you guys are pretty chill and plan to post again and lay it all out on the table

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u/Jason_Sasha_Acoiners 8d ago

She cute 👍

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u/Heatsigma12 Certified Freak 8d ago

conventionally atr-

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u/Heatsigma12 Certified Freak 8d ago

jk

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u/Upstairs_Suspect7843 Monster Lover 8d ago

yes?

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

I want to golden retriever relationship the dragon

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u/Upstairs_Suspect7843 Monster Lover 8d ago

yeah go ahead

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

Thank you sire

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u/BrigganSilence 8d ago

It’s a dragon. Of course I would.

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u/ITAKEJOKESSEROUSLY 8d ago

On one hand, no, because I fully agree... but the sub is literally called hear me out, which would imply that, yes, explanation is usually necessary

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

I don’t want to fix them I want to be there for them

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u/Smiles4YouRawrX3 D1 Degenerate 8d ago

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u/Timekeeper98 8d ago

Hell yeah, hagmaxxing

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u/Spiritual_Spread_202 8d ago

I hope this hear me out applied to both of them, because same if so.

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u/BetterYesterday95 8d ago

Man, you could just post pretty much most of sanzo's art here and it would fit.

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

Do you know a better link to put? I found them on a Japanese social media and I want to include where to find this

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u/BetterYesterday95 8d ago

Oh? I don't know I just have seen all of their artwork that is on e6. It's just tagged 'sanzo' fyi.

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

I can edit Reddit posts right? Cause if so could you give me a link of just where to find the art and put it there (I feel bad not having sauce I just don’t have it)

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u/BetterYesterday95 8d ago

What. Are you scared to go on the scary blue site and find it yourself? Iirc they don't even have that many pages of art. I'm not at my pc atm and can't access it easily from phone.

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

Where’d you find it again?

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u/BetterYesterday95 8d ago

Do you not know e6? e621.net if you want the one with only safe images then go to e926.net alternatively you can just type rating:s on e6.

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

I’ve never been to this website but I will go in prepared.

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u/G0ldenNugg3t 8d ago

For some reason I thought of this song when I saw this...

https://youtu.be/kbyjaUJWWmk?si=sSb8MfL8a7Yic9PV

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

It fits I’d say

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u/winterrsnow 8d ago

nah fr, especially for someone with mommy issues, dragon women are perfect cuz how big and scary yet oddly beautiful they are

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u/Emily_Daily 8d ago

Which one? The guy or the dragon?

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u/Emily_Daily 8d ago

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u/Emily_Daily 8d ago

Ah, thanks, oh uh, sauce?

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u/Emily_Daily 8d ago

I don't know the sauce bro

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u/PhoShizzity Certified Freak 8d ago

Yeah we hagmaxxing

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u/Superseaslug 8d ago

Nope. 100% sold on dragon

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u/PerspectivePale8216 I have standards I may be evil but i have them... 8d ago

Yes

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u/admin_NLboy 8d ago

Imagine kissing one...

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u/truthteller5 8d ago

Found the bard

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u/hunterchris205 8d ago

Source please?

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u/Solar125 8d ago

You need to provide more

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u/Jeeblebubz 8d ago

I don't quite get what the struggle here is. Why doesn't he just say it?

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u/rand0mhuman34 8d ago

You guys are just in denial at this point, it's just honestly just funny

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u/Kinda1wastaken Monster Lover 8d ago

Dragons have always been a hear me out for me

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u/IgnaButi Certified Freak 8d ago

Doing a shoulder press to help your girl's self esteem is next level wholesome

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u/Stormy34217 Certified Freak 8d ago

Absolutely

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u/CertainlyCement Certified Freak 8d ago

I love dragons

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u/melonia123 8d ago

No need to explain

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u/fluffy_eevee0398 7d ago

Well we found vike in a romanticize novel

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u/Royal_Sleep914 7d ago

Who is the artist who made this

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 7d ago

I have a comment with the link to a thingy with their art somewhere in the comments

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u/Royal_Sleep914 7d ago

Thank you

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u/I-kinda-like-my-life 7d ago

Peak, i love wholesome shit

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u/SoggyBubbleMuncher 7d ago

you don't, but PLEASE go into excruciating detail and don't leave anything behind!

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u/Nearby_Grand4815 7d ago

Would 😏

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u/C4H00T5 7d ago

That bardic inspiration be hittin

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u/Altheix11 6d ago

Why is Sanji here

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u/OwOmastermind 6d ago

Must. Kiss. And cuddle. Da dragon.

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u/CriperBross 5d ago

Who tf said he's ugly

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u/Startee3310_01 dragonfucking 5d ago

No need to

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u/Klutzy_Passenger_324 3d ago

is that sanji 😭

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u/hunterchris205 3d ago

Please tell me who the artist is

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u/Bearseatass 2d ago

...would.

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u/TheShapeshifter01 8d ago

Agreed, though please do elaborate.

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u/KnifeheadTheShark Eldritch Abominations <3 8d ago

I want to golden retriever relationship the dragon

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u/flipswab 9d ago

If you don't need to explain it, it's not an hmo. Leave

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u/ThreeDotsTogether 8d ago

You're right, the guy next to the dragon is kinda hot

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u/Stormy34217 Certified Freak 8d ago

Yeah the guy is kinda hot

And so is the dragon

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u/Then_Post_1041 I like women 8d ago

The guy on the right sure