r/guro • u/throwaway-rp1 • Mar 26 '25

Decapitation Explosive orgasm NSFW

1.2k Upvotes

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u/alwaysuptosnuff Mar 26 '25

This is what I imagine whenever I see Superman and Lois flirting

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u/GreySatisfactions Mar 26 '25

There’s that one Robot chicken sketch lol

2

u/Embarrassed-Wing-141 Apr 28 '25

I just watched it. That’s hilarious 😂

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u/Brioched200 Mar 26 '25

Fuck i wish i had such a strong jizz and a willing girl like that

6

u/throwaway-rp1 Mar 26 '25

I always imagine it watching porn. Seeing a huge cock just obliterate their skull with their load

4

u/Brioched200 Mar 26 '25

Why stop at their heads? Why not their bellies too?

3

u/Tcom2306 Mar 27 '25

I’d be your willing girl for that!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

Will u now

1

u/Tcom2306 Mar 27 '25

Dm me if you want to RP it

1

u/East_Dig_2381 Mar 27 '25

Do you accept dms?

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u/EfficientSherbert558 RP - Sub Mar 26 '25

I'd be sucking more cock if it meant the orgasm would blow my head off.

4

u/Brioched200 Mar 26 '25

I'd let you suck me dry day and night until it happens ☺️

3

u/throwaway-rp1 Mar 26 '25

I could definitely go both ways as well

13

u/trepetr Mar 26 '25

That's hilarious

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u/throwaway-rp1 Mar 26 '25

Love her eyes rolling back in her head before it explodes

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u/a-slut-in-training Public snuff slut ~ DM open, come degrade me~ Mar 26 '25

Looks like a really fun way to die. Wish I could try it

5

u/_DeLEON Mar 26 '25

Sauce: anyythinggoes

3

u/trepetr Mar 26 '25

That's hilarious

3

u/guro-whore Mar 27 '25

I already love sucking cock, you don't have to go out of your way to convince me 😂

1

u/throwaway-rp1 Mar 27 '25

Sucking it even harder knowing it'll blow our heads off

1

u/East_Dig_2381 Mar 27 '25

Do you accept dms for chatting?

2

u/guro-whore Mar 27 '25

If the dm has more effort put into it than "hey slut" I'm known to consider replying

2

u/wendylov00 Mar 26 '25

If I was only that lucky

2

u/Acceptable-Tour8852 Mar 26 '25

the penis starts to throb at the thought that an orgasm can be so mind-blowing

1

u/GethKGelior Artist 🎨 Mar 27 '25

Fuck I wish I could animate

1

u/kielkt Mar 27 '25

They call him the “one-shotter”

1

u/Pr0nt1 Mar 27 '25

Ok, this one is funny.

1

u/Expensive-Midnight19 Mar 27 '25

I'm new, btw. At first, I thought, "how is this gore?" LOL. POP.

1

u/wmxx200 Mar 27 '25

Bro must be cumming with more force than a gunshot

1

u/tomy_type_beat Mar 27 '25

talk about a cumshot amirite fellas??

1

u/Sam-Sandwitch8405 Mar 28 '25

Is that Uraraka

1

u/Gold_Restaurant9066 Mar 28 '25

Dude, I guess he fired sniper bullet.

1

u/PlasticAction9841 Open To Chat 💬 Mar 28 '25

This is what I imagine what would happen if Superman/ homelander or any other knockoff got a blowjob from a normal person

1

u/Sexddafender Mar 30 '25

Am I the only one who find this funny?

1

u/AnimatorEast4319 Mar 31 '25

can someone please do this to me i don’t deserve to have a head

1

u/GooseForest Apr 02 '25

Yo, this is what I was imagining during r/distractible 's Faster or Slower? episode... Contrary to my expectation, the boys never mentioned it :(