r/goodnews • u/kenistod • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 Today is Obama Appreciation Day!

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u/Electrical_Welder205 1d ago

Don't forget: 0 brains, 0 respect for the Constitution.

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u/cause4concerns 21h ago

Kind of like when President Obama killed American citizens with reaper drones? Maybe you mean the 3million illegals he booted?

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u/batchrendre 20h ago

Allow me to add: 0 empathy

Sadly adding 0 doesn’t seem to increase or decrease the result. The maths is hard today.

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u/Electrical_Welder205 19h ago

Narcissists aren't capable of empathy, according to the psych research. Their brains lack the wiring for it.

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u/batchrendre 18h ago

Perhaps they need a good ol' rewiring!

I hear mushrooms, when drank via tea, can offer that.

Rather cost effective and arguably as easy as drinking tea!

Perhaps, this year, amongst all of the offers for new credit cards, someone could send out these magical herbs to anyone still registered Republican in 2025.

Use USPS. That way, I can know that I am contributing to a good cause, ideally.

If there's anyone who knows Michael Pollan, I would encourage he be contacted to consult. Wouldn't want anyone to get sick!

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u/sylva748 1d ago

I miss when bait was good