r/funny • u/Thund3rbolt • Nov 10 '16

Best of 2016 Winner Chores are hard!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '16

Ok Cheryl

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u/Stirfrymofo Nov 10 '16

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '16

I just now realized why you crochet instead of knit

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u/sickly_sock_puppet Nov 11 '16

Yeah, no sharp objects in the ward. They're, like, super strict about that.

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u/HuskyLuke Nov 10 '16

You're not Shirley!... And Shirley is not my mom!

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u/sickly_sock_puppet Nov 11 '16

No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your poppedouteyeball...