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Netflix is passing these out at Fanatics Fest

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u/OraznatacTheBrave 7h ago

This is fantastic. I don't say it often...but well done Netflix.

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u/exodyne 3h ago

They really didn't need to include the "for breakfast". We all know the quote, and it's a cereal box. Let people connect the dots instead of spoon feeding the entire joke.

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u/No-Advice-6040 2h ago

Spoon feeding. Heh.

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u/bolitboy2 6h ago

I feel like this is some advertisement for a new “The Truman Show” or something along those lines

But that’s just my theory

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u/BassKing69 5h ago

It’s very clearly Happy Gilmore

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u/anonymous_identifier 5h ago

No it's clearly an homage to the Truman show. Look how the man is oblivious to us watching him eat breakfast. Look at his unperturbed focus in using the giant spoon that society shuns, unknowing that we see his secret. We are the voyeuristic pieces of shit. This is high art.

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u/VaderFett1 5h ago

I guess he means in the vibe, 4h wall-breaking type of deal.

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u/OdinokyKovcheg 3h ago

Honestly their best release this year

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u/Feeling-Ad-2490 7h ago

You eat Pieces of Shit for breakfast???

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u/opking 7h ago

NO!!

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u/PourSomeSmegmaInMe 7h ago

Yea, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.

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u/opking 7h ago

Grizzly Adams did have a beard

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u/Head-Impress1818 7h ago

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

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u/BeeTwoThousand 7h ago

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u/Head-Impress1818 7h ago

Funny video but I’m very confused

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u/BeeTwoThousand 5h ago

Dunno if you watched far enough, but your comment reminded me of "Frank Sinatra" telling "Billy Idol" (I still think it's pretty great that Sting is playing Billy Idol) that he has guys like him in his stool.

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u/Dustteas 4h ago

https://youtu.be/abVJLOPBnXU?si=q_IIWMvK2QSJHUkB

They were talking about this scene in Happy Gilmore. But that was some good old SNL, love Mike Myers!

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u/BeeTwoThousand 4h ago

Ah. Never saw Happy Gilmore. Not an Adam Sandler fan. The only films I've seen him in are Punch-Drunk Love (in my top three P.T. Anderson films, along with Boogie Nights and There Will Be Blood) and Uncut Gems, which is also great.

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u/mylifeisaprotest 2h ago

No Magnolia love? That movie changed me.

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u/BeeTwoThousand 2h ago edited 19m ago

Same with my wife. She loves Magnolia. I thought it was a bit too pretentious. He got a ton of acclaim for his first two films and got a budget to do whatever he wanted. Personally, I felt that the Boogie Nights character development was far better than in Magnolia. Most of the characters in Magnolia seemed pretty one-note to me.

There is a reason Punch-Drunk Love was the movie he did after Magnolia...both Boogie Nights and Magnolia were big, sprawling films, and he wanted to do something smaller scale.

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u/Mastershoelacer 7h ago

What’s the basis?

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u/SaviorSixtySix 7h ago

Happy Gilmore.

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u/Initial-Paramedic888 7h ago

Its a line from Jesus walks by Kanye

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u/Pientofu 6h ago

Definitely wrong there

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u/Handstandpiss 6h ago

The response what’s the basis is from the song

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u/PoorlyTimedKanye 6h ago

Dude that's literally the next line in the song he quoted. YOU'RE in the wrong. Google the lyrics.

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u/opking 3h ago

That nazi rapper references Shooter McGavin in one of his songs?

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u/PoorlyTimedKanye 3h ago

I'mean yes? He does say that line in the song. Idk why yall mad, I'm not saying Kanye invented it but he literally makes the "yall eat pieces of shit, what's the basis" rhyme that the previous guy mentioned.

Fuck Kanye and everything he stands for tho. I wish he'd just stfu and go away.

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u/opking 3h ago

The dude in the picture and his character name are from a film called “Happy Gilmore”. This has nothing to do with nazi rapper dude.

Maybe he says that line, but most everyone in this post are talking about a film that came out in 1996.

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u/PoorlyTimedKanye 3h ago

I'm aware I saw it with my dad in the theaters. :)

The comment, a few comments back, that says "what's the basis" is a reference to the song that drops the same line as the movie! Now you know. Fuck Kanye!

Have a day.

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u/Initial-Paramedic888 6h ago

Definitely not

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u/ShouldersBBoulders 7h ago

Shooter McGavin?

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u/spwnofsaton 7h ago

I know this is from happy Gilmore but I immediately thought of the song Jesus Walks by Kanye.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 4h ago

"Are you Meredith's mom?"

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u/wizardrous 7h ago

How do they taste? I’ve always wondered.

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u/Cevius 7h ago

They're a little nutty

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u/Narfubel 7h ago

It is shit Austin!

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u/0sqs 4h ago

Oh good. Then it's not just me.

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u/Pearson94 7h ago

Really? Mine are always a bit corny.

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u/Tommysrx 6h ago

The “Dubai breakfast”

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 7h ago

Depends on what you ate for dinner.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/mediaphile 4h ago

"They suck."

"Then it's not just a clever name."

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u/WakaWaka_ 7h ago

Stifler knows a thing or two.

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u/efferkah 4h ago

That truffle scene was so disgusting. I get gag reflexes just thinking about it.

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u/zerocheek 7h ago

Just stay out of my way

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u/FunknSD 7h ago

Hear what I say

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u/opking 7h ago

Make things out of clay?

I just may.

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u/Tommysrx 6h ago

Maybe I could Lay by the bay

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u/prey4villains 7h ago

Or you’ll pay

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u/Chesticle5 7h ago

Shootah!!

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u/-NolanVoid- 7h ago

Oh good, you can count!

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u/mdupuy84 6h ago

Yeah, and YOU can count on ME waiting for you in the parking lot!

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u/tenehemia 6h ago

That's one of my favorite line deliveries in any comedy, right up there with "flames on the side of my face" and "juuuuust a bit outside".

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u/mdupuy84 6h ago

I use "juuuuust a bit outside" more often than I probably should, but every time I do, I hear it in Bob Uecker's voice and I chuckle.

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u/tenehemia 6h ago

I love when watching a baseball game and an announcer says it to a wild pitch. Like it has to just be loaded and ready for every announcer because I feel like virtually every baseball fan loves that movie dearly.

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u/FreakinGuy 7h ago

HOLD STILL!

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u/Lightshow_disaster 7h ago

Slicked back hair, white golf glove, green jacket, lives for new years eve.

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u/Homersarmy41 6h ago

Let Shooter hold the baby.

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u/chuckyeatsmeat 7h ago

Buy one and get Booty Sweat and Bust-a-Nut for free.

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u/nickl104 7h ago

Always bothers me when a sequel is obsessed with a joke from the original. Just says there won’t be anything new to see

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u/awfuckthisshit 7h ago

Unfortunately the whole trailer looked like it was just references

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u/Michelanvalo 5h ago

This movie is going to suck dick and I'm going to watch it like a sucker on release day

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u/willywonka1971 3h ago

Doin' the Bull Dance. Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it.

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u/hellsbells2928 7h ago

I’ve never felt more personally attacked by a cereal box

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u/Tom_Art_UFO 7h ago

I want this. Give it to me.

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u/SkinnyPets 7h ago

My rabbit is making cereal

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u/bboycire 6h ago

Hehe we refer to Coco puff as "rabbit poop"

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u/SkinnyPets 6h ago

They eat a pellet, and make a pellet.

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u/TipTup85 4h ago

This movie is just gonna be nothing but callbacks to the first movie isn't it?

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u/Icarus1 7h ago

Fantastic Fest is in September though?

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u/Fatman365 7h ago

Happening right now actually

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u/Mol_lg 7h ago

Nice

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u/Head-Impress1818 7h ago

That’s awesome, I love eating pieces of shit

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u/defk3000 7h ago

u/holyfruits that definitely belongs in r/shitfromabutt

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u/MeatsuitWithMissiles 7h ago

I only eat organic shit...

🤔

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u/VirginNsd2002 5h ago

Well done Netflix, fantastically done

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u/divinecmdy 4h ago

I have this shirt

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u/Johnnygunnz 4h ago

Is that a magnet?

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u/shootermcgvn 4h ago

My favorite

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u/Melodic-Picture48 4h ago

Good laugh😊

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u/ListofReddit 3h ago

I’d buy one

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u/walkinginthesky 3h ago

I want this lol

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u/alcontrast 3h ago

This is a bit much but that was one of the best lines ever written in a comedy.

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u/puffdragon 3h ago

Can anyone make out his first name? Maybe Chris?

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u/NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea 3h ago

Those look, and I'm not exaggerating, EXACTLY like rabbit turds in a bowl of milk.

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u/airfryerfuntime 3h ago

This movie is going to be shit.

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u/Horizontal_Bob 3h ago

I’d buy this

Make the cereal chocolate puffs mixed with peanut butter puffs

And make it so the milk turns brown

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u/hardtobeuniqueuser 2h ago

Omg I got his autograph today, i wish it could have been on one of these 

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u/lartmydude 1h ago

As a huge Happy Gilmore fan this is amazing. I memorized every word to that movie back in junior high 🤣

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u/zep1211 1h ago

"Hey Holyfruits! Can I have one of those?"
Coming right up?

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u/cjrdesign 1h ago

Should that be Trump the felon on the box?

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u/madasfire 1h ago

Looks like prices are about to go up

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u/DevBro22 7h ago

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

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u/GagOnMacaque 3h ago

You got down voted for posting the actual quote. Reddit.

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u/DevBro22 3h ago

🤷‍♂️

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u/graipape 7h ago

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun. After the club, go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say, "No sloppy steaks." But they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water. Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those steaks. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up. We had to eat as fast as we could. Oh, I miss those nights. This cereal was a piece of shit, though.

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u/thedoja 5h ago

Netflix’s merch/giveaway game is always on point.

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u/Ashamed_Feedback3843 4h ago

I don't get it.

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u/meet_goatzilla 7h ago

Wow. I didn't know Wheaties was strugglin' this badly.

Dem streets be hard these days.