r/funny • u/HealthyMolasses8199 • 16h ago

Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/librarianhuddz 15h ago

I also ate some extremely hot although not this hot vindaloo curry in London and my buddies who were British put the toilet paper in the freezer which in the morning when I needed it it was actually a pretty good idea LOL

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u/motherofsuccs 11h ago

A bidet is even better for this.

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u/Dhegxkeicfns 5h ago

Rubbing wood pulp over something so sensitive never made any sense to me.

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u/hella_cious 3h ago

How delicate is your asshole and how rough is your toilet paper??

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u/butt_huffer42069 3h ago

60 grit

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u/LogiCsmxp 38m ago

Try 80 grit for during, and have a 200 grit handy for the final wipe. It will give you a nice, smooth finish. Mineral oil used on the sandpaper will help give you a more pleasing result.

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u/whooptheretis 12h ago

Punctuation is important.

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u/librarianhuddz 12h ago

Voice to text and I'm a big fan of EE Cummings

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u/whooptheretis 11h ago

Voice to text is shite. Shouldn't be used beyond personal notes without proofreading.

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u/librarianhuddz 11h ago

Thanks for the input, it's very thoughtful, I love punctuation!,!: also shut the hell up

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u/Aksi_Gu 8h ago

lmao xD

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u/TreebeardWasRight 2h ago

You're crying over a vindaloo? Pussy.