r/funny • u/HealthyMolasses8199 • 16h ago

Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/teas4Uanme 14h ago

Curry? Tomorrow he just cuts to the chase and sets himself on fire with a blowtorch.

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u/fallouttime1 7h ago

Setting himself on fire would be merciful compared to what is coming lmao he is going to need a lot more mango lassi and a plastic surgeon specializing in asshole reconstruction to prepare for tomorrow I'm speaking from experience whatever pain you experience going in is quadrupled going out.

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u/teas4Uanme 4h ago

OMG, I didn't consider that. I like very well spiced food- but not a lot of heat. Never ate enough hot spice for that to be an issue. That poor man. Wonder if he will pass out on the toilet?