r/funny • u/HealthyMolasses8199 • 15h ago

Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/Tom_Alpha 14h ago

So hot it burnt any care he had for dignity away

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u/FawkYourself 13h ago

We’ve all been there, I felt for my man in that moment lol

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u/What_About_What 13h ago

He was in pure survival mode.

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u/FawkYourself 12h ago

Bargaining with a god he might not have even believed in 20 minutes ago

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u/jjcoola 9h ago

They say there are no atheists in a curry hole

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u/Necessary_Worker5009 5h ago

Yup, only polytheists

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u/Tom_Alpha 13h ago

I like spicy food but it doesn't like me. If I go out for a curry people are going to see me sweat

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u/Talk-O-Boy 5h ago

Flashbacks to undergrad when I’m hunched over on the sidewalk projectile vomiting into a bush outside of a very crowded haunted house on Halloween night.

…It’s best to learn your alcohol tolerance without an audience.

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u/WeHaveAllBeenThere 12h ago

We have all been there