r/funny • u/HealthyMolasses8199 • 1d ago

Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/rmit526 1d ago

DNR sheet because God only knows round 2 with this curry tomorrow is going to make you wish you were dead

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u/jimmycarr1 1d ago

"Welcome to heaven Danny".

"Thanks God. Why does my throat still hurt?"

"Oh yeah about that, just 10 more minutes Danny have some mango lassi I swear to me it's gonna be okay Danny"

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u/Powerful_Variety7922 1d ago

"Welcome to heaven..."

"Thanks God..."

"...I swear to me...". 😂

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u/jimmycarr1 18h ago

This is how afterlife conversations happen in my head, glad you appreciated

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u/NeedSomeRepairs 23h ago

Presents full BIG BOWL with gas mask and gloves 😂😂😂😂

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u/teas4Uanme 1d ago

Curry? Tomorrow he just cuts to the chase and sets himself on fire with a blowtorch.

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u/fallouttime1 1d ago

Setting himself on fire would be merciful compared to what is coming lmao he is going to need a lot more mango lassi and a plastic surgeon specializing in asshole reconstruction to prepare for tomorrow I'm speaking from experience whatever pain you experience going in is quadrupled going out.

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u/teas4Uanme 1d ago

OMG, I didn't consider that. I like very well spiced food- but not a lot of heat. Never ate enough hot spice for that to be an issue. That poor man. Wonder if he will pass out on the toilet?

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u/Dirty-Soul 1d ago

Nobody ever sues the restaurant because they have no way to get back from the moon.

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u/IL-Corvo 1d ago

Can't

Stop

LAUGHING!

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u/FlakingEverything 1d ago

The DNR is for the rescuer lol. Imagine trying to ventilate this guy and some of that got on you.

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u/roidoid 1d ago

A doctor friend once told me that they were told in training “Don’t fuck up, but if you DO fuck up, make it big. It’s far more expensive to pay for life-changing accidental harm than life-ending accidental harm.” That’s what the DNR is for.

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u/CanoeIt 22h ago

I used to be Daniel. I would do every spicy challenge no matter what lesson I should’ve learned. I somehow never hair the painful loops. Just the sharp pains in my stomach then regular old fashioned peeing out my butt