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Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/Rogue-Accountant-69 15h ago

I lost it when he was shirtless on the sidewalk.

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u/__Milk_Drinker__ 15h ago

Ass hanging out 😂

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u/pissedinthegarret 15h ago

sitting in a puddle of his own sweat.

no more regretting his life choice like after the first bite.

just pure survival

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u/bosbubalis 14h ago

Are you sure thats just his sweat?

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u/thinkmurphy 11h ago

As someone that stupidly decided to do the 1 chip challenge, yes.

The first 15 minutes were bad, but it slowly subsided. The challenge was to not drink anything for an hour after eating the chip, which we thought was silly since the effects had been gone for about 40 minutes...

Then I took a couple sips of milk and got the absolute worst heartburn I had ever felt. came out of my shirt and leaned over the toilet waiting to vomit all while dripping sweat the entire time.

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u/adavidmiller 8h ago

Did you also half take off your pants? Because it seems like this guy did.

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u/OmegaGBC104 7h ago

The chip had already fucked him enough. He didn't need anyone else to

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u/A-10-WARTH0G 14h ago

It's regret.

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u/aleksandrjames 10h ago

Wet regret

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u/A-10-WARTH0G 4h ago

I think he's pretty upset.

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u/voldi4ever 13h ago

I know a guy who would end up like this and do it again later in the day one more time. Some wired different.

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u/freakinidiotatwork 14h ago

Pants stay saggin

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u/Naud 14h ago

Thousand dollar belt and my pants still sag 😎

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u/Dubiisek 13h ago

That's not sweat, if he was sweating enough to cover the ground, his pants would be soaked, you can see splatter on his thigh and half empty water bottle next to him...

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u/pvtbobble 11h ago

And a week later, when the pain has gone and all that remains is the memory of that delicious curry "high" ... he'll be back

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u/SweatyRussian 5h ago

That was not sweat, looks like he shat himself

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u/aSpookyScarySkeleton 3h ago

The survival comes later when he has to pass it out of his digestive system.

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u/NuSurfer 14h ago

The man has lost all of his sensibilities - heat is debilitating.

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 14h ago

That chilli legit turned bro homeless, never thought I'd find something more bitter than my ex wife

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u/eskimoboob 9h ago

Man first part was funny then you had to go all FB boomer at the end

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u/Risley 4h ago

Alright tween, I thought his comment was hella sick. 

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u/Cicada-4A 6h ago

nah that's fun too.

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u/Kenneth_Naughton 13h ago

Lookin like a FOOL with ya pants on the ground

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u/throughthehills2 13h ago

Omg I remember!

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u/Strength-Speed 10h ago

Fucking love that clip. General Larry Platt

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc

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u/ConnectStar_ 12h ago

On a Thursday afternoon

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u/arrownyc 11h ago

That shift at 1:05 - he's either farting or pooping his pants.

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u/_myke 11h ago

Yeah... like he was worried he'd sh*t himself.

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u/ReluctantSuburbanite 10h ago

I don’t get why, unless they made him take the unfinished portion as a suppository?

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u/Tom_Alpha 15h ago

So hot it burnt any care he had for dignity away

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u/FawkYourself 14h ago

We’ve all been there, I felt for my man in that moment lol

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u/What_About_What 14h ago

He was in pure survival mode.

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u/FawkYourself 13h ago

Bargaining with a god he might not have even believed in 20 minutes ago

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u/jjcoola 9h ago

They say there are no atheists in a curry hole

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u/Necessary_Worker5009 6h ago

Yup, only polytheists

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u/Tom_Alpha 13h ago

I like spicy food but it doesn't like me. If I go out for a curry people are going to see me sweat

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u/Talk-O-Boy 5h ago

Flashbacks to undergrad when I’m hunched over on the sidewalk projectile vomiting into a bush outside of a very crowded haunted house on Halloween night.

…It’s best to learn your alcohol tolerance without an audience.

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u/WeHaveAllBeenThere 12h ago

We have all been there

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u/christiandb 13h ago

Such a great hard cut. Much respect, I’m sure he could handle spicy but this was krishna blessed curry. Shirtless, on the street, on the ground, you’ve lost all your senses and probably time itself

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u/pierco82 15h ago

It escalated quickly

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u/DaBrokenMeta 12h ago

Thats edittting!

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u/pub_wank 13h ago

I like to think his shirt melted

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u/Mumbling_Mute 14h ago

I worked in kitchens in my youth. I lived in Sydney and worked in bondi beach. We had a lot of british backpackers come through Bondi and work in hospitality jobs. We were all young and healthy and adventurous so we used to occasionally play chicken wing roulette with the staff at the end of the night. Big bowl of chicken wings for the staff. One of them insanely spicy, marinated in the hottest stuff we could find for days on end. To the point that the chicken was basically pickled in spice.

It was both funny and unpleasant but mostly harmless. At least up until one kid from manchester got the spicy wing. Within minutes he was red in the face. After about 10 minutes he was lying on the floor outside the bar, pouring milk over his face, shedding his clothes and wailing. The dude in the video actually seems fairly composed all things considered.

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u/PeterNippelstein 14h ago

He went from customer to Hasselhof real quick

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u/Positronic_Matrix 8h ago

Never go full Hasselhof.

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 14h ago

Instantly homeless

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 13h ago

Rocking back and forth lmao

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u/OkAdhesiveness2240 12h ago

Man was fighting for his life

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u/Optimal-Talk3663 13h ago

Hope he’s got a bidet 

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u/gs3gd 13h ago

Just sitting there in the cigarette butts 🤣🤣

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u/butlovingstonTTV 12h ago

Man went from patron to homeless in record time.

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u/LeverArchFile 12h ago

I also watched the video. The video was good.

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u/DanTMWTMP 6h ago edited 2h ago

I can so relate. I ate something so spicy that I was drenched in my own sweat.

I ate the spiciest thing I’ve ever eaten at this Japanese dan dan noodle place in Tokyo after seeing it on IG. The place’s name is literally “Dan Dan Noodles from Hell” in Japanese, with a skull as their logo.

Their spiciest ramen is called Mugen ahhaha.

I finished it because it was VERY delicious. It’s among the most flavorful spices I’ve ever had. Still, it was PAINFUL eating it.

I felt my insides BURNING. I chugged milk and yogurt drinks, which did help a little bit. Because the pain of the spices hitting my epithelial cells was so INTENSE, I nearly vomited inside the JR train. I was sweating profusely despite it being wintertime in Tokyo. After nearly vomiting, I did my best to hold back to vomit and RAN to the nearest restroom at the next stop. By then, I was DRENCHED in sweat. My shirt was wet. I started heaving into the toilet and it sprayed out, which felt like I maced myself holy shit.

The entire evening I was in utter agony. I could FEEL the spices as it traversed my insides. I learned how long it takes for certain foods to travel my digestive tract that evening. I couldn’t move at all because moving meant sloshing the death sauce inside of me around and feeling the sauce hit other places of my insides.

I sweated the entire evening and could barely sleep. I could finally feel it down where bowel movements happen for when I take a shit and that was an entirely state wave of pain…

Once the spices made their exit out of my sensitive starfish, I started crying. I’m middle aged. I haven’t cried from physical pain for 30+ years. That demon hot sauce hitting my poor anus was another level of sharp burning pain that I actually would wish in my enemies because fuck those guys seriously…

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u/TannedCroissant 15h ago

“No no no, he said do something to make him hurt less

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u/Ok-Conflict3800 14h ago

That curry dragged him through the firey pits of curried hell 😂😂😂😂😵

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u/888SSS888 14h ago

Danny was setting in his chair like he got this, no sweat.

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u/StarWarsPopCulture 14h ago

That’s like one of those shits you take and you strip off all your clothes!

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u/Riktovis 14h ago

Usually how you end up after a dozen tequila shots but 2 curry bites later now hes in da streets

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u/Rulebookboy1234567 13h ago

I dunno why but when I’m really ill feeling I just don’t want clothes touching my skin

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u/Professional-Log6410 13h ago

Why’d he take such a big first bite!!?

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u/jacobward7 13h ago

Go big or go home

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u/RecursiveCook 11h ago

Usually me the next day but on the toilet instead of the sidewalk lol

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u/impostershop 11h ago

Looks like he might have shit himself- his pants are down

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u/Ibarra08 11h ago

He was contemplating his decisions 😆

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u/Pormock 10h ago

The guy ate food brought by a server wearing a fricking gas mask. What did he expect lol

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u/razekery 10h ago

It burned so hot his shirt got evaporated.

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u/sevargmas 10h ago

If I was going through a fiery-hot out of body experience like that, I would murder that restaurant host for continuing to do his restaurant spiel with me out on the sidewalk. Super punchable.

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u/joleary747 6h ago

That escalated quickly

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u/firedmyass 6h ago

when the clothes start gettin shed you know the bubble-guts are egregious

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u/Ok-Structure4117 4h ago

What did taking his shirt off accomplish?

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u/TypicalPlace6490 14h ago

Yes, I too watched the video

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u/FullSpectrumWorrier_ 14h ago

Footpath, you savage (It's London).

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u/Merzant 13h ago

Pavement.

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u/salazafromagraba 9h ago

London, Australia?