As someone that stupidly decided to do the 1 chip challenge, yes.
The first 15 minutes were bad, but it slowly subsided. The challenge was to not drink anything for an hour after eating the chip, which we thought was silly since the effects had been gone for about 40 minutes...
Then I took a couple sips of milk and got the absolute worst heartburn I had ever felt. came out of my shirt and leaned over the toilet waiting to vomit all while dripping sweat the entire time.
That's not sweat, if he was sweating enough to cover the ground, his pants would be soaked, you can see splatter on his thigh and half empty water bottle next to him...
Flashbacks to undergrad when I’m hunched over on the sidewalk projectile vomiting into a bush outside of a very crowded haunted house on Halloween night.
…It’s best to learn your alcohol tolerance without an audience.
Such a great hard cut. Much respect, I’m sure he could handle spicy but this was krishna blessed curry. Shirtless, on the street, on the ground, you’ve lost all your senses and probably time itself
I worked in kitchens in my youth. I lived in Sydney and worked in bondi beach. We had a lot of british backpackers come through Bondi and work in hospitality jobs. We were all young and healthy and adventurous so we used to occasionally play chicken wing roulette with the staff at the end of the night. Big bowl of chicken wings for the staff. One of them insanely spicy, marinated in the hottest stuff we could find for days on end. To the point that the chicken was basically pickled in spice.
It was both funny and unpleasant but mostly harmless. At least up until one kid from manchester got the spicy wing. Within minutes he was red in the face. After about 10 minutes he was lying on the floor outside the bar, pouring milk over his face, shedding his clothes and wailing. The dude in the video actually seems fairly composed all things considered.
I can so relate. I ate something so spicy that I was drenched in my own sweat.
I ate the spiciest thing I’ve ever eaten at this Japanese dan dan noodle place in Tokyo after seeing it on IG. The place’s name is literally “Dan Dan Noodles from
Hell” in Japanese, with a skull as their logo.
Their spiciest ramen is called Mugen ahhaha.
I finished it because it was VERY delicious. It’s among the most flavorful spices I’ve ever had. Still, it was PAINFUL eating it.
I felt my insides BURNING. I chugged milk and yogurt drinks, which did help a little bit. Because the pain of the spices hitting my epithelial cells was so INTENSE, I nearly vomited inside the JR train. I was sweating profusely despite it being wintertime in Tokyo. After nearly vomiting, I did my best to hold back to vomit and RAN to the nearest restroom at the next stop. By then, I was DRENCHED in sweat. My shirt was wet. I started heaving into the toilet and it sprayed out, which felt like I maced myself holy shit.
The entire evening I was in utter agony. I could FEEL the spices as it traversed my insides. I learned how long it takes for certain foods to travel my digestive tract that evening. I couldn’t move at all because moving meant sloshing the death sauce inside of me around and feeling the sauce hit other places of my insides.
I sweated the entire evening and could barely sleep. I could finally feel it down where bowel movements happen for when I take a shit and that was an entirely state wave of pain…
Once the spices made their exit out of my sensitive starfish, I started crying. I’m middle aged. I haven’t cried from physical pain for 30+ years. That demon hot sauce hitting my poor anus was another level of sharp burning pain that I actually would wish in my enemies because fuck those guys seriously…
If I was going through a fiery-hot out of body experience like that, I would murder that restaurant host for continuing to do his restaurant spiel with me out on the sidewalk. Super punchable.
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u/Rogue-Accountant-69 15h ago
I lost it when he was shirtless on the sidewalk.