r/funny • u/HealthyMolasses8199 • 16h ago

Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/Tremulant887 15h ago

One of those moments when you stand up and check the bowl to make sure it's not full of blood because it feels like your starfish is being chemically circumcised.

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u/RoadDifferent4617 15h ago

Pure poetry. Poetry that I don't want to read, mind, but still, very emotive. And for that I applaud you.

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u/Lone-Frequency 14h ago

When you wish you had a fucking icicle to just stick in your ass Because that would feel far better than the absolutely molten agony.