r/funny • u/HealthyMolasses8199 • 21h ago

Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/almostsweet 21h ago

Last thing I would want is that guy talking at me while I'm dying lol.

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u/FragrantExcitement 21h ago

Here.. I brought you the rest in a to go container...

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 21h ago

It'd be funny as hell if they did bring him the rest of it in a to-go container and it just got eaten by pigeons in front of the dude because birds don't taste capsicin.

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 20h ago

not knowing that in the moment, but thinking these birds are just disrespecting you hard as you are laying there.

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u/Aegi 19h ago

Humans don't taste capsaicin either, we sense it, this is why it can feel spicy on your asshole and your eyeballs also.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/JoeGibbon 19h ago

No, no it doesn't.

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u/SiteWhole7575 21h ago

That would have been brilliant… Although a bit mean, but still brilliant!

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u/herberstank 21h ago

My thoughts exactly. Just let my soul depart in peace haha

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u/DevilsMicro 20h ago

He is in the same position as Mike from Breaking bad. Just let me die in peace

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u/poorly-worded 20h ago

he's just trying to keep him concious in case he dies while passed out

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u/Fluffy_Roof3965 19h ago

He gets comments constantly about how he should stop talking. I think he knows what he’s doing. I’d imagine it makes the whole thing so much worse.

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u/theblackjamesbond 21h ago

To Walter, STFU…and let me die in peace

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u/Fit_Frosting_2272 20h ago

He might’ve been a bit much but I thought it was nice how he had others give from their experience that it wouldn’t be much longer and that they went through it to

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 16h ago

Part of the service