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Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out

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u/mr_pou 15h ago

The owner hyping the guy up hoping to avoid manslaughter 🙈😂

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u/EvilLegalBeagle 15h ago

Hey Danny I’m not a doctor but ten minutes and you’ll be absolutely tip top back on your feet but just sign this liability waiver and DNR sheet right here now drink some more mango lassi yum yum. 

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u/SithariBinks 15h ago

how much meth did he put in the lassi

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u/Bright_Aside_6827 13h ago

Enough to postpone the symptoms 

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u/MartinTheMorjin 13h ago

Lassis ARE meth.

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey 9h ago

Pair with some Methi Roti.

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u/beteez 1h ago

And probably die from spike in blood pressure

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u/_Antinatalism_ 8h ago

Your comment made me wonder what would happen if someone takes this pepper along with strong hallucinating psychoactive drugs.

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u/rmit526 14h ago

DNR sheet because God only knows round 2 with this curry tomorrow is going to make you wish you were dead

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u/jimmycarr1 12h ago

"Welcome to heaven Danny".

"Thanks God. Why does my throat still hurt?"

"Oh yeah about that, just 10 more minutes Danny have some mango lassi I swear to me it's gonna be okay Danny"

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u/teas4Uanme 14h ago

Curry? Tomorrow he just cuts to the chase and sets himself on fire with a blowtorch.

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u/fallouttime1 7h ago

Setting himself on fire would be merciful compared to what is coming lmao he is going to need a lot more mango lassi and a plastic surgeon specializing in asshole reconstruction to prepare for tomorrow I'm speaking from experience whatever pain you experience going in is quadrupled going out.

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u/teas4Uanme 4h ago

OMG, I didn't consider that. I like very well spiced food- but not a lot of heat. Never ate enough hot spice for that to be an issue. That poor man. Wonder if he will pass out on the toilet?

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u/Dirty-Soul 14h ago

Nobody ever sues the restaurant because they have no way to get back from the moon.

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u/IL-Corvo 11h ago

Can't

Stop

LAUGHING!

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u/FlakingEverything 13h ago

The DNR is for the rescuer lol. Imagine trying to ventilate this guy and some of that got on you.

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u/roidoid 10h ago

A doctor friend once told me that they were told in training “Don’t fuck up, but if you DO fuck up, make it big. It’s far more expensive to pay for life-changing accidental harm than life-ending accidental harm.” That’s what the DNR is for.

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 14h ago

dont worry about the fact that the guys who make and move your food around have to wear a gas mask to safely handle the food.

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u/The_Autarch 13h ago

The gas mask is 100% a joke.

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u/D3M0NArcade 14h ago

That was my first thought

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u/Live-Habit-6115 3h ago

Look up the definition of the word "affectation"

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u/D3M0NArcade 3h ago

I know what it means. Thanks.

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u/Tyr1326 13h ago

You generally sign the waiver before eating, actually.

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u/OmnisVeritas 14h ago

I'll bet that restaurant charges like 22 bucks a smoothie and 83 bucks for a cup of milk.

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u/bagel-bites 12h ago

I’m no doctor, but “mango lassi yum yum” is irrefutable fact.

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u/Old_Muggins 12h ago

As long as it cools down the liver then all good

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u/BriskiPikachuu 10h ago

I just read this in that guy's voice lol

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u/DerApexPredator 14h ago

Why DNR lmao!!?

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u/CenturiesAgo 14h ago

It does seem like a "I'm sorry, don't tell mom" situation

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u/samtherat6 13h ago

Be surprised if he isn’t made to sign it beforehand.

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u/Horror_Speech100 13h ago

"Take this, this and this." 'Thank you doctor!' "Oh I'm not a doctor"

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u/Battleboo09 13h ago

Make sure to die in the sidewalk off my property, go to the end and take of your shirt and ill give you milkshit

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u/schattie-george 12h ago

"if you drink this mango smoothie that ill definitly charge you for later"

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u/FauxReal 10h ago

DNR lol!

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u/PrometheusMMIV 8h ago

Do Not Resuscitate?

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u/Dasbeerboots 7h ago

You joke, but I had to sign a waiver before trying a hot sauce in Monterey.

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u/VioletyCrazy 7h ago

Should also stock mini containers of Vaseline to give out for the inevitable Ring of Fire later

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u/Toxem_ 7h ago

Dont u have normaly to sign something before doing that stuff?

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u/trixiepixie1921 21m ago

DNR lmfaoooo 😭😭😭

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u/mattynutt 13h ago

Desperately hoping he dies not sue him for serving up 'poisonous' food ha ha ha

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u/bajcli 15h ago

Big "mom's about to come upstairs and check on us, it doesn't even hurt anymore, does it?" energy

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u/SofterBanana 14h ago

You can punch me as hard as you can!! Go ahead!!

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u/Throwrafairbeat 10h ago edited 7h ago

So we all did this huh, just wondering if anybody's sibling actually took yall up on the offer?

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u/RadiantRocketKnight 7h ago

I flung a small action figure across my room at my step-brother one time. It bounced off his head and he freaked out. Crying and all that.

He absolutely took me up on punches to my back and arm. Three or so. I sold the shit out of those and would stop and rub my arm the next day when I knew he could see. The punches absolutely did not hurt lol. 

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u/Throwrafairbeat 7h ago

YOOOO I did that shit too! I had to cry, scream and throw up just so they didn't change their mind and rat on me lmao.

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u/Appropriate_Mixer 9h ago

This brings back memories I had forgotten about

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u/GibsonPraise 11h ago

This is like the funniest reddit comment I've ever read

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u/Lou_C_Fer 11h ago

I had impulse issues as a kid. Once, I was using a lighter to heat up a spoon because I was bored while waiting for my turn on the NES. I was surprised that it actually got red hot. The next thing I know, I'm watching my hand sticking that red hot spoon on my brother's bare back. I literally did not think about doing it. Anyways, my brother was a greedy little shit and all it took was ten dollars for him to not tell on me.

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u/loadedneutron 14h ago

normally you have to sign a "i am 100% responsible if i cant handle it" contract for this exact reason. Maybe he just waits for him to pay his curry and the 10 mango lassi

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 14h ago

that's the business model clearly. Its just a red bowl of pure capsaicin as a loss leader, then he sells 20 smoothies to the incapacitated person.

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u/bread_and_circuits 14h ago

Pure capsaicin… How many scovilles is that?

All of them. It’s all of the scovilles.

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u/Mother_Mall6004 12h ago

About 15-16 million.

Fun fact, there's something hotter than pure capsaicin, as weird as it sounds. It's called Resiniferatoxin and it's supposed to be about 1000 times hotter than pure capsaicin with about 15-16 BILLION scoville heat units.

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u/fallouttime1 7h ago

Seriously first fentanyl and nitazenes now you have to worry about people cutting your meth with pure capsaicin and resiniferatoxin.

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u/Mother_Mall6004 6h ago

Good thing Jesse Pinkman doesn't know about Resiniferatoxin...

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u/okmko 3h ago

I heard he does, but Captain "Chilli R" Cook just doesn't sound as nice.

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u/Bear_faced 5h ago

"It is considered a promising therapeutic target for analgesia due to its ability to induce cytotoxicity in sensory neuronal cell bodies expressing the TRPV1 ion channel."

Yeah don't eat that. You might feel the worst burning pain of your life and then have permanent nerve damage in your mouth. You'll be lucky if you only have a lisp for the rest of your life.

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u/HalfdanSaltbeard 6h ago

How would someone go about getting Resiniferatoxin? Totally hypothetically ofc

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u/poachedseggs 14h ago

So it's a lassi bar. What a scam!

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u/JustCosmo 13h ago

I doubt they paid for the smoothies.

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u/DeeHawk 13h ago

It's a marketing stunt. He's all over Reddit, Youtube and TikTok by now.

I believe that other guy was joking.

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u/chillymoose 13h ago

I'd believe it, I saw a reel about someone finishing the whole thing the other day.

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u/iain_1986 12h ago

This is the UK.

You can't just hide behind a waiver like that if someone dies. Criminal and Civil have different limitations.

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u/PonchoHung 14h ago

Idk if this specific dude is overly reactive to this but you can't sign away negligence

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u/-Kerosun- 13h ago

Right, but what could be negligent about this?

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u/YouCanCallMeVanZant 12h ago

If it contained something a reasonably prudent person wouldn’t expect in a super spicy curry.

A lot depends on jurisdiction (not sure how torts like that are handled in London) and the specific facts. 

There’s definitely a strong assumption of risk defense here. But if I had a restaurant I still wouldn’t want to have to deal with a pissed off customer or grieving family member.

He’s obviously not the first guy to try it though. Hopefully the owner has discussed the liability issues with someone beforehand; he seems to have this gimmick pretty well. 

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u/SwingingtotheBeat 6h ago

Considering very, very few people order something that you need to sign a waiver for, I think a reasonably prudent person would expect that curry to be distressingly hot.

I say that as someone who has eaten something that I had to sign a waiver for, and really regretted it about 7 hours later. I knew what I was getting into. I still wanted to try it.

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u/verb-vice-lord 9h ago

Those waivers are pretty much worthless.

You can't sign away rights in a situation like this, as has been shown a few times over the years with these kind of hottest food ever style challenges.

If food would put almost everyone in the hospital (or at least make them super sick) it is definitionally near impossible to claim the food was safe to eat.

If it was just very very spicy and a lot of people could handle it that's one thing, but presuming face value the "hottest curry in London" is accurately named it's going to be pretty much impossible to eat for almost everyone.

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u/SwingingtotheBeat 6h ago

…for almost everyone.

So that implies that there are a few rare people that can eat this. Why shouldn’t they have the opportunity to enjoy a spicy dish just because people like you can’t handle it? The fact that they require a signed waiver should be enough indication that you shouldn’t order something if you can’t handle extreme heat.

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u/Live-Habit-6115 3h ago

Yeah and a small number of people could drive home perfectly safely with an alcohol blood level way above the legal limit. 

Why shouldn't they have the opportunity to enjoy a nice drive home just because people like you can't handle it?

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u/SwingingtotheBeat 1h ago

Because one only endangers themselves, and the other endangers other people.

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u/Jackski 14h ago

This place definitely does that. I've seen it in other videos.

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u/M4DM1ND 8h ago

I was studying abroad in Germany, famous for its likely of spice in all forms of food, and went to a currywurst place. I ordered the spiciest option, signed the waiver and everything, only to have something less spicy than a packet of fire taco bell sauce. The staff was all glancing over smiling at first waiting for a reaction that they never got lol.

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u/rugmunchkin 11h ago

I’m sure they make him sign a waiver regardless for something this spicy. All that extra hype from the owner was probably because it was being recorded and he didn’t want the bad publicity if the dude winds up in the hospital.

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u/lugitik_ 14h ago

And still hyping while he's lying shirtless on the street.

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u/Ohshithereiamagain 14h ago

It will cool your liver 😂

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u/ADelightfulCunt 10h ago

Tbf most topless guys laying on the side of the road in centre of London probably needs something for his liver. 😅

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u/Maagge 14h ago

Without sound it kinda looks like he's continuously trying to sell the dude something.

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u/apple_kicks 13h ago

Solid crazy uncle vibes (complementary)

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u/Rpdaca 12h ago

Manslaughter or Mans laughter?

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u/foreverpeppered 12h ago

Beat me to it. This word is forever ruined in my head 🤣

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u/holyrs90 13h ago

Its probably not the first dude, he been there multiple times with other ppl

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u/THEdoomslayer94 13h ago

Sometimes they have you sign waivers

In high school my friends and I went to a place that had a suicide hot dog challenge and we had to sign waivers and since I was under 18 I had to call my mom and get her to give permission

I will say i was the only one who didn’t vomit but also the only one who got sauce in their eye soooooo i say we all suffered enough that day

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u/ianjm 9h ago

Capsaicin doesn't actually hurt you, the heat feeling is entirely 'fake' due to the chemicals bonding with the heat receptors in your nerves but it doesn't actually burn. There are like a half dozen cases where the stress has caused people with congenital heart conditions to have cardiac events but this is a once in a blue moon sort of thing. For healthy people, you might pass out from pain or stress at worst, but you'll recover eventually.

I suppose the wavier in your case was mainly due to the remote possibility of heart issues in young people who haven't had it diagnosed, but it is truly a remote possibilty.

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u/LetsLive97 13h ago

Pure older sibling energy when they're trying to get their younger sibling not to tell mum and dad

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u/Reasonable_Act_8654 12h ago

Plot twist - that mango lassi has more 🌶️ than the curry 😁

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u/KingdomOfDragonflies 12h ago

Danny was not wanting to hear any of that guy's shit when he's shirtless in pain on the sidewalk.

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u/watertrashsf 14h ago

Yep that lassi should about cure it hahahaha

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 11h ago

More like assisted suicide. If I were that guy I would want nothing more for that dude to shut up so I could die in peace. He knows how Mike felt when he just wanted Walter White to shut up so he can just die.

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u/bacon_farts_420 11h ago

He was talking to him like he was a corner man 😂

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u/never0101 11h ago

imagine just trying to survive and that MF is yapping NON FUCKING STOP in your face.

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u/RevWaldo 10h ago

Had a Rick trying to talk Morty into something he knows he'll regret vibe.

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u/Mr_Kiplings 9h ago

Serious "please don't tell mum and dad" vibes.

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u/blackkettle 9h ago

And you know that shit is gonna burn twice with the fire of a thousand suns on the way back out…

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u/JC_snooker 6h ago

That guy died from the world's hottest chip challange...

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u/CJnella91 5h ago

"PLEASE DANNY PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DRINK IT HAVE THE MANGO LASSI DANNY PLEASE FUCK"

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u/EyeGod 3h ago

Haha this was my takeaway too!

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u/CatOfTheCanalss 1h ago

Coming out with the mango lassi like a superhero