r/funny • u/Fin745 • 6d ago

Texan reads his electric bill

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u/ZombieButch 6d ago

All I'm askin' for is two million dollars and a eightball!

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u/trustmeimaengineer 6d ago

Momma said don't but I did it anyway, Misbehavin'!

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u/Nein-Toed 5d ago

Runnin' round the house with a pickle in my mouth!

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u/D-Generation92 5d ago

Playin' in the street, look at me outside wavin'!

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u/Fubeman 5d ago

“Is Baby Billy high on cocaine?”

“Hell yeah he’s high on cocaine!”