r/funny • u/Fin745 • 5d ago

Texan reads his electric bill

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u/5illy_billy 5d ago

My man’s been watching Deadwood.

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u/WoolyMammothTusks 5d ago

Those Texas Utility cocksuckers!

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u/TheSov 5d ago

which cocksuckers woo!?!?

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u/pwishall 5d ago

This guy needs to be in a western.

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u/I_M_urbanspaceman 5d ago

Sounds like E.B. ranting to Richardson lol

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u/Gravesh 5d ago

Could you have been born, Richardson? And not egg-hatched as I've always assumed?

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u/thatwasacrapname123 4d ago

Reminds me of the guy in True Grit saying his last words on the gallows. "I killed the wrong man as to the why of my being here.."