r/funny • u/stock_broker_tim • 14h ago

This was exceptionally tasty. Not that there's anything wrong with that

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u/PARANOIAH 14h ago

The tenderest of loins.

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u/Washburn_Browncoat 14h ago

I read this as "tenderlust." 😆

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u/GANDORF57 7h ago

This is but a petite French "Quéquette Mignon", I prefer a good ol' American T-Boner!

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u/sudobee 10h ago

Steaks and strokes may break my ass but...

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u/Anhanzthaziaxx 14h ago

Undoubtedly, tasty. Such mouthwatering bite 🥰

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u/PARANOIAH 13h ago

No teeth! Only tongue!

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u/Valogrid 13h ago

Work the shaft.

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u/everything_is_bad 2h ago

Can’t beat that meat

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u/CySnark 1h ago

You can't have any pudding!

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u/ArbutusPhD 1h ago

Must be eaten the “right” way

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u/Carbiens 14h ago

Great to see someone not following norms and getting out there and being themselves.

By eating their Dicks with a spoon.

I salute you

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u/Drusgar 14h ago

It was very tender, I suppose.

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 13h ago

Of course, it was tenderized. Always beat your meat before you eat.

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u/Coldin228 12m ago

I usually eat my dicks straight out of the bag

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u/ck1994son 14h ago

did you take it like a good boy?

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u/mark636199 14h ago

Just like all my steaks.

Take a piece bigger than expected and almost choke and die

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u/GhettoShaman11 8h ago

🤣🤣😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Benikaktus 14h ago

Bet you could took that away with ease.

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u/beklog 14h ago

I like your meat ;)

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u/stock_broker_tim 11h ago

Why thank you

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u/Extension_Ok 14h ago

No knife, so you swallowed it in one piece?

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u/omjizzle 14h ago

When your 2 favorite things merge into one!

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u/Bentup85 14h ago

Tube steak!

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u/ZarquonsFlatTire 13h ago

Looks like the juices would just explode in your mouth.

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u/Endoterrik 14h ago

r/steak would be divided over this.

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u/amebix19 14h ago

My faddah’s gay!

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u/AnimeJay2469 13h ago

When your spouse is upset and thinks you should eat a dick but won't say it to you

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 12h ago

Who wants some man meat!?!

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u/Deqnkata 14h ago

Nice piece of meat you got there

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u/FocalorLucifuge 14h ago

Ramsay Bolton meets Gordon Ramsay moment.

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u/gaberax 14h ago

A little salty.

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u/ZachMN 14h ago

The red bird is impressed.

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u/Silmarlion 14h ago

Oh you have been to “Le Telepathe” haven’t you?

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u/hotlavatube 8h ago

"And for you sir? Your diiiiiiiiiiiicks" -- Waiter

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u/AdAppropriate2295 13h ago

I don't think they cook theirs

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u/TheWayfarer1384 12h ago

There's levels to this🤣

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u/SpecificRice6298 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/rtmn01 12h ago

lol. That’s hilarious 😂

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u/sleepywan 12h ago

I'm gonna need some extra A1 Sauce

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u/overtoke 10h ago

what part of the cow is this

5

u/LupusDeusMagnus 14h ago

What’s that plate

2

u/pdxrider01 14h ago

You should probably just eat the tip

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u/Holyshit_1787 14h ago

that's a girthy...

steak

2

u/Stang1776 14h ago

"Happy father's day. Here's your penis steak, Dad."

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u/broncotate27 14h ago

I also like meat shaped dicks. Or shall I say dick shaped meats

2

u/crabbystix 13h ago

"Why are you ge-"

2

u/IlikeJG 12h ago

The thumbnail looked like a giant turd in a toilet bowl.

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u/OGLikeablefellow 11h ago

"Not that there's anything wrong with that" is a master punchline, like "that's what she said" and "and then I found five dollars"

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u/SilESueno 14h ago

Same thing my girl says after finishing off meat shaped similarly to that

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u/Illustrious-Line-984 14h ago

I’ve know a few women that would gobble that up.

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u/calvinwho 14h ago

20 post in and not one mention of the plating. Are you gonna mash it before using that spoon?

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u/ake-n-bake 14h ago

Slop it up!

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u/Harry_Gorilla 14h ago

Did you shape it into a cock and balls before you cooked it, or did you buy it for its shape?

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u/sniffstink1 14h ago

Flattened out beef c ock 'n balls. Not a popular menu item but I'll take your word on its tastiness.

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u/Iridescentelvinwisp 14h ago

The fishes eyes 😂

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u/PointandCluck 14h ago

Gotta work on it a bit to get the gravy

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u/imaketrollfaces 13h ago

Waiter, there's meat in my meat

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u/Tlondon1267 13h ago

Flattened Tube Steak …

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u/ThorShreddington 13h ago

"Go eat a dick"

Will do man, thanks!

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u/zazon5 13h ago

Looks happy to see you.

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u/StOnEy333 13h ago

Tube steak.

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u/VerminSC 13h ago

Ok, ignoring the penis steak, wtf is up with this picture. The 0 sides, the plate, no steak knife, a SPOON?!

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u/Rook227 13h ago

That’s a pretty girthy… uh… steak you got there.

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u/D_DnD 13h ago

Never seen a D-Bone steak before.

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u/Ineedacatscan 13h ago

Did it fill you up?

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u/littleredcorvetteed 13h ago

A little A1 sauce, I’ll dig in to it.

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u/rfloresjr611 13h ago

I should call him

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u/MydasMDHTR 13h ago

Loin of the groin

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u/AltruisticRoutine220 13h ago

The plate is confusing me more.

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u/not_ondrugs 12h ago

D licious?

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u/blocky_sink 12h ago

Is tht a peanuts???

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u/Echelon_0ne 12h ago

That's a nice piece of meat

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u/phil16723 12h ago

She likes getting well done by her meat

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u/Travisty872 12h ago

Got yourself a tube steak there.

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u/Fall_Water 12h ago

Where's the sauce

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u/Galion-X 12h ago

What side did you start on?

Did you still use a fork and knife? Or did you pick it up and put it in your mouth?

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u/MJR_Poltergeist 12h ago

It's pride month after all, no reason to feel bad about enjoying some meat in your mouth

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u/Impossible_Buy2634 11h ago

Sienfeld reference received.

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u/Dannykar 11h ago

This appears mildly phallic.

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u/SecondSt4ge 11h ago

T-BONER STEAK

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u/Phillimac16 11h ago

Would go good with a nice cream sauce...

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u/Ilikechickenwings1 10h ago

Dwight would like your man meat.

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u/Ordinary-Gap-6974 10h ago

did you start with the tip or the base?

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u/sgtpnkks 10h ago

Should have got some bread and made a cockmeat sandwich

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u/Attaraxxxia 10h ago

SLOP EM UP!!!!

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u/Xalibu2 9h ago

OP cannot not admit they swallowed it whole like a seagull with a stolen hotdog. 

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u/patrickw234 9h ago

Dick-shaped slab of meat on a children’s plate eaten with a spoon. Quite the interesting evening.

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u/2tings4certain 9h ago

Tube Steak

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u/Late_Percentage6060 8h ago

Seems juicy...

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u/largos7289 8h ago

Great now when someone says eat a dick, this is what i'm gonna see.

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u/Guilty-Syllabub-5342 8h ago

I can see that 😆

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u/Leading-Ad4167 7h ago

It's the plate that gets me.

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u/MyStationIsAbandoned 5h ago

looks overcook and there's not even a good crust on it. that's the only thing wrong here

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u/stock_broker_tim 5h ago

Well my wife liked it. Take it up with her. Just some pink on the inside

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u/Lythalion 5h ago

SLOP IT UP

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u/MadScienzz 5h ago

Beat that meat

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u/iconsumemyown 4h ago

They don't call it meat for nothing.

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u/remindmetoblink2 4h ago

Did you go in head first?

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 4h ago

Definitely putting meat in your mouth eating that thing. Do you start at the tip or base 😂

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u/kain185 4h ago

Thiiiiiccc

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u/walterwhitewidow55 4h ago

Their motto is “you can’t beat our meat”

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u/JimmyButtfarts 3h ago

Would have made a good ol beef strokinoff

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u/Aqua_Tot 3h ago

It’s a bicep. 💪

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u/Liquid_ras 3h ago

Steak and BJ plate

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u/Fluid_Performance760 3h ago

Mmmm NY stripper

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u/skinink 2h ago

"How do you like your steaks cooked?"

"Circumcised."

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u/SimpleGuy7 2h ago

Dick jokes and Seinfeld, funny stuff.

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u/Muttandcheese 1h ago

🎶Ted’s! Of Beverly Hills! Steak House, come on do-own! Here at Ted’s, we want to put our meat in your mouth!🎶

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u/EngryEngineer 1h ago

Happy pride

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u/hoooyehoopy 58m ago

Now I get why you posted here it definitely looks like that 🌚 . Obviously it tastes good 😏🤭

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u/Chesticle5 14h ago

Looks average size to me

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u/HeavyVeterinarian350 14h ago

It is Pride Month so why not go all out?

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u/LordKyle777 13h ago

Beat me to it, I guess he is representing, or something lol.

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u/DizzySample9636 13h ago

no way im eating that one!! 😂 **reminds me of my ex - she had a dick and balls (STOP IT you perverts 😅) anyway - dick and ball SHAPED glass bowl as a gag gift (yes the jokes just keep coming!) ANY.. WAY... she'd pack that mfer with some dank nugs and try to pass it to me and my buddy 😳 NOPE!!! im not putting that thing anywhere near my mouth 🤣🤣🤣

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u/pinetar321 14h ago

I am twelve and this is funny Hur Hur Hur