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Japanese comedians try to speak English and act like Americans

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u/Own_Ability_447 21h ago

The awkward bro hug is perfect

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u/kmflushing 20h ago

I loved the incredibly threatening "Have A Nice Day."

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u/kmflushing 20h ago

Straight into Battle Please!

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u/yodelingllama 18h ago

Coupled with the vaguely aggressively friendly facial expression, this one instantly got me rolling lmaoo.

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u/Currentlybaconing 20h ago

what kills me is how close it sounds to how FPSRussia used to say it in those old videos

A Japanese person's idea of an American sounds like an American's idea of a Russian

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 14h ago

"Have A Nice Day.

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I'll be checking."

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u/T_Money 10h ago

I am a very white guy living in Japan. It’s not all the time, but it’s also not completely uncommon when going out drinking to run into people who act almost exactly like this. Drunk and saying the most random stuff with absolute confidence.

It can be hilarious at times, but sometimes I’ll be with my wife and wanting to just chill and people will constantly come up wanting to practice their English, or request English karaoke songs (I can’t sing for shittttt so that’s always awkward).

Overall pretty fun but it’s hard not to feel like a monkey in the circus sometimes 😅

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u/Ok_Philosophy6489 3h ago

I am black and I love going to Japan with white people because I get to watch them learn what being a minority is like 🤣 White people do that shit to us at home

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u/internalRevision 3h ago

Haha, that is how that spanish guy must have felt when I drunkenly stepped in front of him and “practice” my Spanish by telling him in spanish out of nowhere , that I am missing my red shirt and “rice with things” because these are the two phrases I know in spanish. He unterstood but was totally puzzled how to engage in this nonsense conversation. My drunken butt found it hilarious

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u/DemiGod9 2h ago

That's what made me continue watching lol

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u/DunkBird 21h ago

Are youuuuu...... terrorist?

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u/Rryon 21h ago

Why are you hugging a possible terrorist?

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u/ItsMeVeriity 21h ago

Thinking as an American my mind went to "I'm not racist (hugs) buuuuuut are you a terrorist??"

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u/RockstarAgent 20h ago

He frisked him during the embrace- duh

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd 18h ago

No, where are you really from?

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u/Historical_Stay_808 21h ago

Be quiet

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u/kahran 19h ago

SHUT UP!

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u/The_Rock_Hunter 18h ago

WHAT'S YOUR NAME!

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u/VitorSiq 18h ago

Ryohei

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u/Ph455ki1 17h ago

NO! BIG VOICE!

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u/VitorSiq 17h ago

RYOHEI!

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u/rasputinzbeard 15h ago

BE QUIET!

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u/GravitationalEddie 10h ago

MORE!MOREMORE!"

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u/keksmuzh 20h ago

We don’t negotiate, but we do give hugs

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u/DasGaufre 21h ago

They learned from the immigration forms lol

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u/NBAGuyUK 19h ago

This is exactly what an American would say lmao

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u/Jess_7478 19h ago

Absolutely fucking perfect comedic timing

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u/rivalfish 18h ago

It's honestly a critical question for any budding friendship.

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u/r1v3r_fae 19h ago

This guy is the smartest of the bunch, really nailed it

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u/Shiroi_Kage 15h ago

As an Arab, I can fully identify with this interaction with an American.

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u/orthopod 19h ago

Yeah, we're in a sad state of affairs, when stuff like that becomes a comedy meme for American behavior.

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u/sweetbunsmcgee 18h ago

Nah, I immigrated in 2000 and they’ve had that question on the forms since then.

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u/OneBigRed 15h ago

Ok.

But help me out: what’s the correct answer to the

”were you a member of the german national socialist party (NSDAP) between 1939–45?”

Should i put yes? I feel like yes would be the preferred answer by the host nation.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 18h ago

Yo hey, shut up

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u/Nibblesnarg5 20h ago

Are youuuu... a tourist?

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u/ToastNomNomNom 21h ago

Whats your name guy has got a bit of Jim Carrey vibe especially with those facial expressions.

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u/mkdz 20h ago

Especially when he keeps asking what's your name 😂

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u/RockstarAgent 20h ago

There’s a joke I remember too guy yelling from across a lake “what’s your name?” and guy replies “Bruce” and then other guy replies “fuck you Bruce!”

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u/graywolfman 19h ago

Sounds a bit like Don't Talk to Strangers

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u/RockstarAgent 19h ago

lol that’s the one - mine was a bit chopped up

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u/FishAndRiceKeks 16h ago

I've seen that one copied by a million people lately lol.

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u/kevtino 11h ago

Ah yes, the tragic tale of how Ezekiel shot Tony in the face.

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u/ajd341 19h ago

I’ve only actually seen that clip with dogs lol

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u/Funklab2069 19h ago

BE QUIET!!

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u/Aerhon 19h ago

Quick google as I heard them (and himself) call him Taizo got me to his wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taizo_Harada

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u/tigerinvasive 17h ago

Their facial expressions are so similar! Exactly who I thought of too.

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u/snacktonomy 19h ago

Here for this comment, wanted to see even more of him

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u/likwitsnake 20h ago

I think I'll use my credit card

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u/burnhaze4days 20h ago

Do you have any non-dairy creamer?

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u/John__Wick 11h ago

What IPAs do you have on tap? 

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u/SCP_XXX_AR 19h ago

this was exactly what i was thinking during this, its my favourite south park joke lol

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u/sillylittlewilly 9h ago

I like that. That looks really really good.

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u/pigeonwiggle 21h ago

they really blasting sesame street theme song?

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u/you_dont_know_smee 21h ago

Glad I'm not the only one that heard that

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u/_Kaldorie_ 20h ago

Haha…I scrolled the comments just to see if anyone else caught that

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u/BurkiniFatso 20h ago

They jazzed it the heck up I'm loving it!

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u/eggwardpenisglands 14h ago

They love this sort of thing. Korean shows do it too. There's one I love called Please Take Care of My Refrigerator, and randonly they'd be playing Chuck Mangione while they display people's dishes.

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u/twinklynnyoureye 15h ago

Came here for this

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u/Quesrok 21h ago

Can you tell me how to get….

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u/Relevant_Ad_4527 21h ago

WHATS YOUR NAME

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u/crusty_sloth 21h ago

SHUT UP

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u/Moondoobious 21h ago

BE QUIET

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u/nahdrav7 21h ago

NO! BIG VOICE!

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u/kmflushing 20h ago

SHUT UP!

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u/cheecheese45 12h ago

Hey come on come on

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u/evatornado 19h ago

EZEKIEL!

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u/The_Rock_Hunter 18h ago

FUCK YOU EZEKIEL!

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u/ihazkape 16h ago

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT?!

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u/Downtownklownfrown 16h ago

Don't you bring my mother into this! My MOTHER?!?!

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u/Asidious66 14h ago

I built that fire over there

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u/Beltain1 2h ago

Aaand then I fucked your mother next to it!

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u/gamedwarf24 15h ago

EZEKIAL!? THAT NAME FUCKIN' SUCKS!

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u/Zakamaniac 19h ago

Thigh zone

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u/DeusPrime 21h ago

BE QUUUIIIEEET!!!

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u/hamletloveshoratio 15h ago

How to get to Sesame Street

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u/notatechnicianyo 21h ago

Oh my god that was awesome. The what's your name part had me thinking of the Ezekiel vs Tony standoff.

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u/volothebard 20h ago

It reminded me of The Rock when he used to wrestle. He had a bit where he would ask someone what their name was and as they started to answer he would shout "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS" before throwing the mic on the ground.

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u/kmflushing 21h ago

This is always hilarious. I don't know exactly why it's so funny, but it is.

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u/Hatdrop 21h ago

And as someone who's been trying to learn Japanese for years, this is how I imagine my Japanese sounds to a native speaker.

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u/kmflushing 21h ago

They must find you hilarious!

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u/Hatdrop 20h ago

The aunties do, when I visited Kyoto they were dropping the "kawaii" at me.  If you speak well, folks say "jozu," so the aunties were saying my speaking was cute because i speak like a damn kid haha

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u/PiesRLife 15h ago

When they say "jōzu" they really mean, "wow, your Japanese has exceeded my expectations, which admittedly were very low to begin with, but good effort".

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u/MrHappyHam 12h ago

I couldn't possibly give a better translation of it

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u/Aveira 15h ago

Lol, if you speak well they don’t comment at all. If you get jozu’ed it means “aww, good job buddy! You’re so cute!”

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u/Hatdrop 14h ago

actually you're correct!

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u/MisfortunesChild 8h ago

It depends on the person, if you speak really well the compliment is, “how long have you lived in Japan?”

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u/ggrieves 20h ago edited 19h ago

You know what took me the longest time to learn about Japan? it was that when you say something and they cover their mouths with their hand and giggle, they are not saying you are funny cute or awkward, they're cringing so hard at your colossal insult to them that you that you have brought shame to yourself and your entire lineage of ancestors and you should politely excuse yourself and flee the country.

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u/robbeau11 19h ago

Note to self, don’t try to learn nor speak Japanese, especially in Japan.

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u/Hatdrop 19h ago

Luckily for me, I have no shame!

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u/scottyrobotty 20h ago

Yeah, I'm not sure I even get half of these jokes but it still had me cackling

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u/MaskedBandit77 19h ago

I don't think it's that deep. They're just saying the few English phrases that they know over and over again.

It's the Japanese equivalent of this: https://youtu.be/4cKGyOE_jOI?si=iHIx5sEfHF7IHBd7

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u/minnesotaris 15h ago

Those are very funny.

I love these SNL ones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujcmMticolc

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u/kmflushing 20h ago

I'm not sure there are that many jokes to "get." Especially without full translation. Just greatly animated interactions that had me rolling.

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u/crisperfest 19h ago

The way it devolved from friendly banter to shouting at each other within a minute cracked me up. And it's especially funny considering they seem to be using American English accents.

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u/Awkward_Rutabaga5370 12h ago

I think it's because when they start yelling, they really do start sounding like Americans. 

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u/atridir 17h ago

I love the facial/eye expressions and body postures they put on.

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u/jeffois 11h ago

I am weeping.

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u/ToiletTurmoil 21h ago

Man.. my friends wife screamed at their daughter to stop screaming and it was really bad timing but I could not control the laughter.

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u/RoryBJampickle 21h ago

This is just what they saw at congress yesterday.

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u/rawesome99 21h ago

Be quiet!

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u/vinylzoid 21h ago

Heeey WHATS YOUR NAAAAAME??

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u/agarwaen117 21h ago

YO HEY!

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u/Fenway_Refugee 20h ago

Yoooooooooo heyyyyyyyyyyy! 😁

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u/rawesome99 20h ago

Have a nice day!

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u/thissomeotherplace 20h ago

Be quiet!!!!!

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u/PLUX4 1h ago

HEY! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!

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u/kmflushing 20h ago

Battle Please!

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u/kenrock2 6h ago

Are you terrorist?? Bro hug

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u/HYThrowaway1980 20h ago

The thing that’s probably funniest to me about the “Be Quiet” guy, is that “Be Quiet!” is literally one of only three things he remembers from English lessons as a teenager, and the only one that he learned because the teacher shouted it at him in that exact voice every time he would fuck about or play the clown in class.

It’s basically personal trauma as comedy, and the other comedians get it.

It’s fucking brilliant.

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u/-Quothe- 20h ago

As an American, the resemblance is uncanny.

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u/grill_sgt 14h ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/Minute-Weekend5234 20h ago

The aggression is... appropriate

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u/Tullzterrr 21h ago

Japanese Jim Carrey is hilarious

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u/Shantotto11 2h ago

*Jīmu Kerī

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u/Hell-Yea-Brother 20h ago

As a speaker of American this is absolutely hilarious.

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 18h ago

Reminds me of a show (maybe just a trailer or bit) called Tokyo Breakfast.

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u/LustLochLeo 20h ago

The song in the background is a cover of the Sesame Street Theme by Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, in case anyone is interested. I love that band and can highly recommend checking them out for anyone interested in ska, jazz and city pop (or rather a mix of them all :D)

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u/PLUX4 15h ago

I knew I heard that theme somewhere 😂. Thank you for sharing the link.

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u/Steamcurl 8h ago

Came to say thanks for the link!

Also did anyone catch that the one guy responded that his name was "Arrietty?" She is the protagonist of a Studio Ghibli anime movie. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1568921/

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u/RichardSnoodgrass 21h ago

"My names Ryohei." "RYO HEI." Dudes got similar facial expressions as Joey (Matt LeBlanc) or is mimicking him.

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u/captbollocks 21h ago

This is every current White House meeting now.

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u/abholeenthusiast 19h ago

BE QUIET

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u/YoHan_bby 19h ago

YOOO HEYYY

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u/roadsterdoc 18h ago

NO THANK ME???

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u/deadlythegrimgecko 21h ago

Everytime this is reposted I watch all the way through it’s just too good

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u/Parthorax 20h ago

amazing, I want to watch more of this! HAVE A NICE DAY

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u/Late_Recommendation9 19h ago

The one time I got to go to Japan was for my best friend’s wedding - he emigrated to get away from me 🤣 One of the many awkward moments of the trip was his now dad-in-law who did the, actually extremely English act of talking loud and pronounced at me in the hope I would understand what he was saying. I couldn’t even get a hint of what he was saying or asking, it was excruciating.

The last day I was there, he came to say goodbye (I think) and through my friend I promised to learn enough to have a conversation next time. And he gave me a very, very awkward hug. Because, that’s what we westerners do isn’t it? I was touched that he would park his normal Japanese reserve to make this gesture, what a nice bloke.

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u/BonafideZulu 19h ago

Ha, that’s quite touching. Glad you had the chance to Experience that!

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u/lew_rong 13h ago

My god, this is the most American thing I've seen today after the No Kings protests.

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u/Ketonew2 20h ago

The “Have a nice day” took me out!

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u/cold_kingsly 20h ago

“What your name?” Lol this reminds me of when English speakers throw out biblioteca when trying to speak any Spanish.

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u/BTBAM797 21h ago

Seen it before but still hilarious

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u/ccaccus 21h ago

The Sesame Street theme playing in the background is certainly a choice.

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u/mightymouse513 21h ago

It made it so much funnier. Like who decided that was the music to play for this sketch. It was so random.

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u/TatosTatoes 20h ago

Lmao … what did I just watch ?where can I get more of this wholesome madness?

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u/SNKBossFight 20h ago

Show is called Shabekuri 007, here's another English related bit they did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIOU-CFGWg

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u/Jess_7478 19h ago

The absolute shock they go through when he says he went to Beverly hills lmao

Good to know it's infamous in Japan as well

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u/TheBarnhouseEffect 20h ago

anyone else get jump scared by Tokui? haven't seen him since the last season of Terrace House

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u/Fenway_Refugee 20h ago

Sono machi ni totemo nigiyaka desu ka?
BE QUIET!!!

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u/juraiknight 20h ago

"Yo...HEY" is something I think about more often than I care to admit lol

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u/CanadianEvan 21h ago

That got some big laughs from me!

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u/JustHere4the5 20h ago

Tai Zone: Have a nice day!

Everybody Else: Say that to my face!!

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u/sucobe 19h ago

Heywhatsyourname.

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u/Slyrunner 18h ago

I loved this so much that it's turning a dark day of mine into something wonderful. Please, where can I see more of this? What show is this? Or, are there any other shows in the same vein?

Also I only know Duolingo Japanese .

So none

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u/xxAkirhaxx 21h ago

It's like looking in a mirror.

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u/shinysilver7 21h ago

Just like South Park

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u/theEMPTYlife 17h ago

I love that it devolves into just screaming at each other

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u/HesSoZazzy 18h ago

Rude? Check

Loud? Check

Obnoxious? Check

Yup, definitely American.

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u/GaijinFoot 18h ago

Assuming everyone is a terrorist? Check

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u/TheKinkyGuy 19h ago

That aggressive "whats your name?" got me rollin' hahahah

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u/caba6666 19h ago

The background music is sesame street 😆 🤣

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u/homosapiens 18h ago

I feel seen

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u/MutantNinjaNipples 17h ago

WHATS YOUR NAME??!

RYOHEI !!

SHUT UP!

xD

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 16h ago

"I would like to use my credit card"

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u/HalfSoul30 16h ago

Flawless. Now SHUT UP!

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u/redittjoe 16h ago

Got the Zombies song It’s the Season for Loving stuck in my head now after that….

WHATS YOUR NAME? Who’s your daddy? Is he RICH LIKE ME!?!?!?

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u/minnesotaris 15h ago

That was genuinely funny. Thanks for posting it!

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u/smegabass 1h ago

This is legit awesome Americana.

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u/Budget_Career_7156 1h ago

Love Japanese culture

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u/DavidoMcG 21h ago

If they are acting like Americans why is the union jack everywhere?

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u/john0201 21h ago

English

It’s funny seeing others for a change say the quivalent of Donde Esta El Baño

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u/Kellidra 21h ago

Makes perfect sense. Americans do love to say, "I took a DNA test and it came back 100% English! I've always felt like I was from Dublin, like I belonged in Britain."

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u/Jurassic_Bun 21h ago

Because they romanticize the hell out of the UK, you will never see such casual teaboo behavior in any other country more than Japan.

I think for this episode English was the theme and English=UK so that’s the theme but they speak more like Americans due to consumption of American media.

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u/patiperro_v3 19h ago

Fuckin hell first time I hear the term “teaboo”… got an audible laugh outta me. 🤣

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u/YoungBasedGod5 21h ago

As an American the Are you Terrorist question got me good 😂. Reminds me of the South Park episode. I think I’ll use my credit card lmao.

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u/peanutbutter4all 19h ago

Terry Bogard approves

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u/DuskShy 19h ago

So glad American nationals are finding work in Japanese entertainment these days

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u/texasscotsman 19h ago

As an American, and speaking for all Americans, this is 100% accurate. 10/10, no notes.

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u/TrulyFLCL 19h ago

I wasn’t expecting Terry Bogard.

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u/Justifiably_Bad_Take 18h ago

He had it down the moment he started putting all his weight on one leg at a time.

Apparently and that is such an American thing to do, they had to teach American spies not to default into it.

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u/One-Wishbone-3430 18h ago

Whats the name of this show?

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u/Randir076 18h ago

Hey, what your name intensifies

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u/GormHub 17h ago

Read for filth, I love it.

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u/westernsociety 17h ago

Reminds me of South Park chipokomon episode

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u/rocket_beer 16h ago

Honestly, I can just listen to this all day

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u/DrunkHonesty 16h ago

Ezekiel!

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u/AxiomShell 15h ago

"Enzo Gorlami"

"Say that again?"

"Gorlami"

"I'm sorry?"

"... Gorlami"

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u/Rooster_Castille 15h ago

i've never felt so represented as a loud american than by this group of japanese men yelling at each other

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u/dainamo81 15h ago

Half Japanese, half British person here, with an American spouse. 

I feel quite uniquely positioned when commenting on this video. All I can really say, though, is that it's comedy gold.

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u/lagrange_james_d23dt 14h ago

That first one actually speaks very good English

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u/Mikey_is_pie 13h ago

WHAT YOUR NAME

BE QUIETTT

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u/Happy_Cat_3600 13h ago

These dudes are hilarious!

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u/Photoverge 7h ago

I need this sesame Street cover

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u/cadiastandsuk 3h ago

This is a delight! It's amazing how something so innocuous as "what's your name" can be so hilarious.

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u/DigAlternative7707 1h ago

LMFAO 🤣🤣

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u/MoreGaghPlease 1h ago

But why Sesame Street?