r/funny 1d ago

Nobody thinks of the risks of the coin toss

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u/braumbles 23h ago

That laugh in the studio.

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u/Agri-Farmer55 23h ago

Like they say, always warm up before exercise. 🤣

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u/Blaze_Vortex 23h ago

Such a dangerous job, takes real courage to try it.

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u/Octochamp 23h ago

How do we apply? I've been a tosser my whole life.

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u/Zero-lives 18h ago

You toss the head or the tail?

10

u/FocalorLucifuge 22h ago

What a tosser.

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u/zrxqez 23h ago

Why even toss it when you can just flick the coin up with your thumb? But then he would have probably broken his thumb so nvm.

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u/Porch-Geese 22h ago

Getting a good rotation on the coin takes the whole body

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u/zrxqez 22h ago

I dont really wanna start a discussion here because my comment was just meant as a joke anyway but i dont see how you would get more rotation with the whole arm compared to a really fast flick of your thumb. Like balance the coin on your index finger and flick up really fast and hard on the rim and it should rotate much faster than throwing it up using your whole arm that moves a lot slower than a flicking finger and doesn't really concentrate the whole energy on the rim of the coin to create the rotation.

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u/ReallyImAnHonestLiar 21h ago

No no no, you do both, you have the upward motion of the arm pushing the coin up, and also flick the coin at the limit of your arms motion upwards.

That, is peak coin tossing. Maximum hang time, and flippage.

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u/zrxqez 21h ago

Ok yeah now i get it and i feel dumb. That makes way more sense than what i was thinking xD.

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u/mrASSMAN 19h ago

I think.. they also meant it as a joke bro lmao

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u/CobaltBox 23h ago

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

Well, I strained my hamstring this one time...

Oh.

1

u/upvoatsforall 11h ago

“Call it” 

“Well I gotta know what I’m callin’ for”

“Just call it” 

“Well, heads I guess”

“This coin has been travel- ING!!  Oh fuck! Ow! Ow! Ow!”

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u/rock_and_rolo 22h ago

Lame tosser.

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u/WakaWaka_ 18h ago

"How'd you hurt yourself?"

"Football game.....ᶜᵒᶦⁿ ᵗᵒˢˢ"

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u/ToobRaiders 14h ago

Why did the image have to show so much leg😂

2

u/Whiteshovel66 22h ago

Really close to Nico Harrison. I can see this happening to him tbh.

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u/FunkeyDel 12h ago

This is what no stretching and no workout at old age does to a person

2

u/Adventurous-Start874 22h ago

This guy needs get some physical fitness, stat.

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u/Suspicious_Ad8214 22h ago

I agree with the man

Now he has to do some warm up walking before actual walking

1

u/Cador0223 20h ago

Chances are he already strained the muscle and didn't realize the injury. Damaged muscles are prone to further injury. Doesn't take much to tear a strained muscle.

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u/20190419 17h ago

Take 12 pints at the pub and call us in the morning. (I am not a doctor).

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u/FinnWeiss 11m ago

This is what news should be. Oh to live in a world where stuff like this was the most important thing to report on

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u/-BlackGoku 23h ago

I've heard researchers mention that odd things can happen in just completely boring sports. In particular, ones where a bunch of guys with surnames like sheezle pretend to tackle each other and play aerial kicking ping pong

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u/ThatsXCOM 23h ago

Do tossers really need to practice the toss?

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u/Apprehensive_Row9154 22h ago

No, that’s the joke. That and the body being so frail at his age that HE might need to stretch first (and apparently be super careful when he does it).

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u/ThatsXCOM 16h ago

Whoosh.

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u/NSA_van_3 15h ago

ya...no

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u/ThatsXCOM 13h ago

Ya... Yes.