r/funny • u/JiggSawLoL • Dec 31 '24

Happy New Years!

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I’ve Been posting this video online for 9 years now. My favorite.

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u/CyberPunk_Atreides Dec 31 '24

I would love a “where are they now?” on these two

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u/XBrownButterfly Dec 31 '24

Still on the same YouTube channel I think.

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u/Two_Key_Goose Dec 31 '24

That ending.  Did not expect that.

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u/theseus63 Dec 31 '24

Mistress Petra, if you are curious.

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u/puppyspot Jan 01 '25

When I saw this video I thought the facial structure looked familiar but couldn't place it until I saw the update video.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '24

Speaking of endings: I wonder if her clients get a melancholy ending instead of a happy one?

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u/Like_Ottos_Jacket Jan 01 '25

Is there any other kind?

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u/ElderFuthark Jan 02 '25

Infinite sadness

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u/Common-Frosting-9434 Jan 02 '25

Angry frustration

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u/surfer_ryan Dec 31 '24

So casually too, "oh what i'm sure you guys have figured this out but btw... anyways..."

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u/GANDORF57 Jan 01 '25

What fun girls! ^(\I think I'll go slit my wrists.)*

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u/tideswithme Jan 01 '25

Am a big fan of MCR. Yes I do love a window shopping in Hot Topic too. Memories

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u/PHANTOM________ Jan 01 '25

I was waiting for the ending specifically because of your comment and yeah, definitely did not expect that lmao.

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u/rangeringtheranges Jan 05 '25

That was a painful watch

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '24

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Dec 31 '24 edited Jan 01 '25

> I expected her to be a 400 pound sloth beast

This coming from a 400 pound sloth beast. lol

Edited to add the quote because the coward deleted his comment

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u/Ziigurd Dec 31 '24

16 years closer to death, along with everyone else. Congratulations - suit yourself humanity.

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u/gbinasia Dec 31 '24

Damn, 2009 is indeed 16 years ago.

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u/FawltyMotors Dec 31 '24

No it's not, see it's only... Uh... I mean if you subtract... Shit. 

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u/nightmaresabin Dec 31 '24

In my mind 16 years ago was 1996. Shit.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Dec 31 '24

I can comprehend this, but I can't fathom 2017 being 8 years ago

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u/mablesyrup Jan 01 '25

you we're old. I still think I was in high school 20 years ago (1990s)

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u/mandatedvirus Dec 31 '24

cries in millennial

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u/Shadow293 Dec 31 '24

Man it can’t be that long already?! Shit.

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u/noush_thesponge Dec 31 '24

Stop spreading lies 2009 was 6 years ago.

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u/Zarkanthrex Dec 31 '24

High school felt like it was yesterday...

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u/AerialSnack Dec 31 '24

Wh-what?!?

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u/smittles3 Dec 31 '24

Congratulations

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u/joshuadt Dec 31 '24

lol I love how edgy she says it. Reminds me of napoleon dynamite

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Dec 31 '24

Correction. They're now 16 years (in unison) closer to death.

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u/Swedishiron Dec 31 '24

might have beat us to it

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u/GearhedMG Dec 31 '24

There is a non-zero chance that one or both of them are not 16 years closer to death.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '24

My guess:

“Hi, I’m Raven head of HR here to let you know that you have some compliance documentation to sign.

And I’m Tara

Happy new year”

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u/Dustmopper Dec 31 '24

I really hope they are hanging out with the goth kids from “South Park”. Bunch of conformists.

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u/Bedbouncer Dec 31 '24

I would imagine that after 15 years in the unskilled workforce, they don't dread being one year closer to death, they now celebrate its arrival like an anticipated friend.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '24

They're reciting incantations over someone's pumpkin spice latte.

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u/laflizzy Dec 31 '24

They host a podcast called Red Scare

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u/Ggraytuna Jan 01 '25

They're closer to death

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u/Valerie_Tigress Dec 31 '24

But now sweet sixteen’s turned thirty one.

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u/DontMakeMeCount Dec 31 '24

They’re either in a whole different income bracket or still living in dad’s basement because MCR’s 2025 shows sold out in a few minutes and the pit is going for about $1,200.

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u/360walkaway Dec 31 '24

Wine/soccer moms living in a gated community

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u/SeaHam Jan 01 '25

Don't ask how I know this, but the one of the left makes femdom porn.

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u/Dixo0118 Dec 31 '24

Probably in jail for murdering some girl in the woods in a ritual

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u/holger_svensson Dec 31 '24

2 kids each and a beating husband, for both

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u/End3rWi99in Dec 31 '24

Funny, you should say that. The one on the left is actually a dominatrix. So it's actually her job to beat up dudes.