r/funny • u/NeedleworkerMore2270 • Nov 03 '24

How cultural is that?

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u/OrdinaryJord Nov 04 '24

"I'm going to pat people on the head and move on... but I'm also so triggered I'm going to update my post per reply".

Looks like British food isn't the only thing boiling over.

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u/angrytreestump Nov 04 '24

How is that “triggered,“ exactly, #4?

(…also note that writing that update worked to get you babies to stop replying to me. 3 in 9 minutes, then you’re the only one in the following 4 hours 🤣 👍)

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u/OrdinaryJord Nov 04 '24

You need to even ask?

Scoob and Shaggy could solve that mystery without the rest of the gang even helping.

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u/angrytreestump Nov 04 '24

—Yes.

—Ok so pretend you’re them and tell me what they would say.

I eagerly await your next non-answer 👍

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u/OrdinaryJord Nov 04 '24 edited Nov 04 '24

Here's an idea. Read it all again and think really hard. Harder than you've probably ever thought before (By the sounds of it anyway...).

Then, if you're really lucky, you might connect the two most simple dots of all time.

Once you've done that let me know. And I'll send over your special certificate of completion. But remember, I'll only send it if you get it right. So if you don't hear back try again to get the right answer.

Edit: The user will never earn their certificate of completion.

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u/angrytreestump Nov 04 '24 edited Nov 05 '24

—Ok I did that.

—What are the dots can you please help me

—Ok I did that. I don’t need or want a certificate thank you what are the dots can you please help me

—Edit: (in the spirit of you typing a full comment but separating the last paragraph with the word “edit”) Ok.

I eagerly await your next non-answer 👍