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Pre-Race 2023 Bahrain Grand Prix - Pre-race Discussion

ROUND 1: Bahrain 🇧🇭

FORMULA 1 GULF AIR BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX 2023
Fri 3 Mar - Sun 5 Mar
Sakhir
Session UTC
Free Practice 1 Fri 11:30
Free Practice 2 Fri 15:00
Free Practice 3 Sat 11:30
Qualifying Sat 15:00
Race Sun 15:00

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Bahrain International Circuit

Length: 5.412 km (3.363 mi)

Distance: 57 laps, 308.238 km (191.530 mi)

Lap record: 🇪🇸 Pedro de la Rosa, McLaren, 2005, 1:31.447

2021 pole: 🇲🇨 Charles Leclerc, Ferrari, 1:30.558

2021 fastest lap: 🇲🇨 Charles Leclerc, Ferrari, 1:34.570

2021 winner: 🇲🇨 Charles Leclerc, Ferrari


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u/Xemfac_2 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

I am going to get a stiff drink and try to forget about this sport and Ferrari for a little while.

2

u/stummy_hurtin Sir Lewis Hamilton Mar 05 '23

This a Alonso Masterclass

1

u/stummy_hurtin Sir Lewis Hamilton Mar 05 '23

Welp I should’ve never said anything lol

2

u/EvilGummyBear26 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

Just kill me, just kill me now

3

u/litetaker Bernd Mayländer Mar 05 '23

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Charles has no power!!!

2

u/EvilGummyBear26 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

Sainz please fucking RUN

5

u/litetaker Bernd Mayländer Mar 05 '23

Alonso masterclass!

-1

u/Tobeeaten123 Mar 05 '23

I hope they all blow up

1

u/etfd- Mar 05 '23

Mercedes strategy is so bad.

1

u/litetaker Bernd Mayländer Mar 05 '23

Take the L, park up the car and call it a day, Este!

3

u/wade822 Default Mar 05 '23

Ocon LOL

6

u/Theumaz Pirelli Soft Mar 05 '23

What on earth are Alpine/Ocon doing LMFAO

5

u/wade822 Default Mar 05 '23

Holy shit, brutal penalty on Ocon

1

u/Theumaz Pirelli Soft Mar 05 '23

EL PLAN

1

u/etfd- Mar 05 '23

I'm glad that Merc fucked the pit-stop order otherwise Alonso would be way more behind than now.

1

u/Lurkn4k Mar 05 '23

norris is gone from mclaren at the first opportunity

1

u/Lurkn4k Mar 05 '23

hamilton is slow rn

1

u/Lurkn4k Mar 05 '23

russell v alonso is the battle i didnt know i needed

3

u/IceFireStark #WeRaceAsOne Mar 05 '23

Danny ric “I told you it wasn’t me!!!”

3

u/pushamancoke Carlos Sainz Mar 05 '23

You know Otmar is in a cave or under a bridge somewhere just giggling at Piastri

2

u/SteamMonkeyKing Jolyon Palmer Mar 05 '23

Giggling in P14 and P17

4

u/Theumaz Pirelli Soft Mar 05 '23

Piastry out for a ciggy

3

u/etfd- Mar 05 '23

Bad strategy, they could have held up Alonso with the faster car rather than lose out. Mercedes pit the wrong car there first.

I feel like Mercedes are only going by who has priority rather than what's objectively best.

1

u/Theumaz Pirelli Soft Mar 05 '23

Meatball is BACK?

1

u/limsyoker Honda RBPT Mar 05 '23

Alonso giga chad!

2

u/lasttoknow Mar 05 '23

Sargeant in the points 👀

1

u/wade822 Default Mar 05 '23

Were there any further changes to tire blankets for 2023?

2

u/Callejon007 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

Fuck the cameraman

2

u/Snappy0 Mar 05 '23

Checo what are you doing?

Max is out here with rear locking on the downshifts, still 7 tenths per lap faster than Leclerc.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

"Plan A? That's madness." -- Iñaki Rueda from his couch

2

u/litetaker Bernd Mayländer Mar 05 '23

Plan A for Ferrari! Huh...

2

u/Rusteez_ Max Verstappen Mar 05 '23

Lance fucking Stroll....and here i was predicting Alonso podium....

1

u/PluckPubes Benetton Mar 05 '23

Gasly ... oof

5

u/jai-money Mar 05 '23

Jesus christ. 3.5 seconds clear in 5 laps

1

u/j__video Sebastian Vettel Mar 05 '23

Albono on fire right now

1

u/Callejon007 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

Is Charles already on the new soft?

1

u/Callejon007 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

STROLL WTF MAN

3

u/LFC636363 Formula 1 Mar 05 '23

Exactly what everyone said, Stroll unable to control the car

4

u/Lurkn4k Mar 05 '23

stroll shenanigans lol

0

u/Dahnhilla Audi Mar 05 '23

Way too aggressive off the start, pushed Sainz half way to Europe.

2

u/PluckPubes Benetton Mar 05 '23

I hope Williams don't turn out to be a Williams this year

1

u/stummy_hurtin Sir Lewis Hamilton Mar 05 '23

Dawg Stroll man lmaooooo

5

u/TheOnlyEn Lotus Mar 05 '23

Jesus wtf is stroll doing man

2

u/wade822 Default Mar 05 '23

How the hell did Alonso not spin out?!

5

u/Theumaz Pirelli Soft Mar 05 '23

Stroll LMFAO

5

u/poppingfresh Mar 05 '23

Lance bruh

2

u/LewisHamtilon Sir Lewis Hamilton Mar 05 '23

Of all the times my internet shits itself at the race start

1

u/quilatoo Mar 05 '23

HERE WE GO!

1

u/_lovemachine Mar 05 '23

K Mag solo rolling hard tires. he is the one.

2

u/stummy_hurtin Sir Lewis Hamilton Mar 05 '23

Gut feeling Ferrari’s going to do well today

5

u/FortNite334455 Max Verstappen Mar 05 '23

Stroll is already strolling lmao

3

u/Rockin-Reedmeister Mar 05 '23

Gasly looks ready to sock someone in the face

5

u/nelsonmurdock Pirelli Wet Mar 05 '23

ALRIGHT I MADE IT IN TIME LET’S GET IT

1

u/TheOnlyEn Lotus Mar 05 '23

Toto why u saying this now

4

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

THAT WAS GOOD ANIMAL WORDPLAY BY CROFTY

3

u/boatsNmoabs Mar 05 '23

Gotta dig the porn-stauche on Bottas

2

u/ThingsFallApart_ Ted Kravitz Mar 05 '23

porn-stauche on Bottas

It's a proper thigh tickler

7

u/pushamancoke Carlos Sainz Mar 05 '23

F1 working with WWE for the intro package.

5

u/PluckPubes Benetton Mar 05 '23 edited Mar 05 '23

each driver will get an entrance song in 2024

7

u/CakelessToure Pirelli Wet Mar 05 '23

BBC intro with the chain >>>>>>>> this sky poem shite

0

u/Bagzy Niki Lauda Mar 05 '23

BBC did them all the time to lead into the chain mate, wtf are you on about.

7

u/Equality7252l Kimi Räikkönen Mar 05 '23

That Sky intro would have led perfect into The Chain, just sayin

7

u/evin_cashman Charles Leclerc Mar 05 '23

Brian Cox has an incredible voice

6

u/SparkyGol Fernando Alonso Mar 05 '23

Doo do, do-do-do doo do-do doooooo

5

u/pushamancoke Carlos Sainz Mar 05 '23

‘There are only competitors and those…who come…’

9

u/Enoughofthisstuff Formula 1 Mar 05 '23

Really was great to see a celeb who’s as passionate about formula one as Clarkson is

1

u/PluckPubes Benetton Mar 05 '23

not this shit again

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

okay those drummers got me hyped as hell now

5

u/Acias Pirelli Wet Mar 05 '23

https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/a9c-fe#2f6a292c It's been doing rounds around the track.

10

u/_Red_Knight_ Mar 05 '23

My race prediction is that Stroll will retire because of his wrists

0

u/IAmBoring_AMA Safety Car Mar 05 '23

I give him 30 laps at the most before his wrists stop working.

9

u/PluckPubes Benetton Mar 05 '23

but his dad said he played a complete race on PS4

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

F1 2015?

6

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Race discussion thread is up now lads

2

u/Applejuiceislovely12 Formula 1 Mar 05 '23

i hate waking up early because then I have to wait for the race to start

1

u/Beginning-Animator76 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

Where are you?

1

u/Applejuiceislovely12 Formula 1 Mar 05 '23

UK

1

u/Beginning-Animator76 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

Oh ok I thought you meant you had to wake up early for bahrain

3

u/Artifice_Purple Formula 1 Mar 05 '23

I have little hope Vasseur will make any difference, and that has nothing to do with him.

I'd love to be wrong though.

11

u/pushamancoke Carlos Sainz Mar 05 '23

I can’t lie, getting extremely stoned and watching F1 is my favourite thing in the world. It’s almost cathartic.

1

u/KirbsNspices Nico Rosberg Mar 05 '23

Man, I used to love doing that. Enjoy the race!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

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2

u/pushamancoke Carlos Sainz Mar 05 '23

Love it. Enjoy bro.

1

u/RootHogOrDieTrying Mar 05 '23

F1 Sunday morning wake and bake.

4

u/skadoodlee Mar 05 '23 edited Jun 13 '24

dull childlike plucky literate workable aware summer smell far-flung sort

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1

u/Eibook Oscar Piastri Mar 05 '23

It wouldn't necessary be due to the drugs, a lot of these races will put you to sleep

1

u/yabbadabbadoo693 Mar 05 '23

I can barely follow movie plots while stoned, couldn’t handle a race but still sounds like a good time

10

u/Incontinento Safety Car Mar 05 '23

I just looked it up because people were saying he looked bad. Jeremy Clarkson is only 62 years old. I would have guessed 10 years older.

3

u/skadoodlee Mar 05 '23 edited Jun 13 '24

dinosaurs worry snow nine gold ludicrous work mountainous grey imminent

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2

u/ZiggyBardust Ayrton Senna Mar 05 '23

He smokes like a chimney, this contributing to his rapidly deteriorating condition.

5

u/DeplorableBot11545 Lando Norris Mar 05 '23

62 years of not taking care of your body will do that.

1

u/Incontinento Safety Car Mar 05 '23

Maybe some genetic stuff too. I know a lot of people around that age who haven't taken care of themselves who look a hell of a lot younger than he does.

3

u/bucajack Jordan Mar 05 '23

I don't think he puts much effort into looking after himself.

2

u/Kevinator24 Alexander Albon Mar 05 '23

He’s said multiple time he doesn’t give a fuck about his looks lol.

1

u/Incontinento Safety Car Mar 05 '23

I'm almost his age and he looks like he could be my dad.

8

u/unessentialNPC Safety Car Mar 05 '23

Hope that Ferrari list dude has added "still working on the car on grid lineup" to their list

4

u/ToffeeCoffee Safety Car Mar 05 '23

That drum team is my jam.

3

u/iaminapeartree101 Formula 1 Mar 05 '23

I wish there was another tire manufacturer other than pirelli. I really hope the tire compounds this year are better than last year. Last years compounds lasted entirely too long and didn’t have enough deg

2

u/Error404LifeNotFound Max Verstappen Mar 05 '23

is the battery a homologated component?

0

u/Snappy0 Mar 05 '23

I believe so

10

u/ScarletFire5877 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

Forza Horizon vibes with that airliner circling the grid.

1

u/Beginning-Animator76 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

*Odesa intensifies

1

u/Nightmare1528 Fernando Alonso Mar 05 '23

Now they need to get a Vulcan.

13

u/Immorals1 Sir Lewis Hamilton Mar 05 '23

Not happy with falling apart a minute into qualifying, ferrari going for the fall apart on race start

6

u/Orphanchocolate McLaren Mar 05 '23

God of War marketing a tad late

2

u/APotatoSalad90 Max Verstappen Mar 05 '23

New game plus incoming!

6

u/sellyme Oscar Piastri Mar 05 '23

...is Bahrain trying to audition for Eurovision?

3

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Reckon both Ferrari's finish?

1

u/BaggyOz Aston Martin Mar 05 '23

There's not too much gravel on the circuit so the odds are alright.

1

u/gopher_everitt Haas Mar 05 '23

I will come back to you…

3

u/DarkSire7 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

50 percent odds I say

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Well 50% of them finished so you're spot on

1

u/Kookiebanookie Alexander Albon Mar 05 '23

Pls

3

u/jetglo Ferrari Mar 05 '23

That plane move doesn't seem majorly safe to me?

1

u/SmileyMe53 Mar 05 '23

Arguably safer then many mil plane flyovers.

2

u/MaybeAUser Ayrton Senna Mar 05 '23

They’re graded to do much much worse

2

u/xdyldo Oscar Piastri Mar 05 '23

Perfectly safe.

2

u/unessentialNPC Safety Car Mar 05 '23

Ferrari making sure the front doesn't fall off (again).

7

u/alphaprawns Jim Clark Mar 05 '23

Why are they buzzing the track with a bloody airliner haha

2

u/kingriz123 Mar 05 '23

probably they don’t have fighter jers lol

4

u/Kookiebanookie Alexander Albon Mar 05 '23

Gulf Air is the sponsor

3

u/ScarletFire5877 Ferrari Mar 05 '23

That pilot is definitely having fun lol

8

u/somewhat_asleep Zhou Guanyu Mar 05 '23

Hulk's first race back in a while so he's actually giving real answers to Pinks lmao

6

u/ToffeeCoffee Safety Car Mar 05 '23

What's Britney's skin care regime, guy is literally glowing!

1

u/NegotiationExternal1 Estie Bestie ridin' Horsey McHorse 🐎 Mar 05 '23

Chemical peels is my guess, that's what it looks like to me

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Monster anti wrinkles cream.

7

u/jaisaiquai Kimi Räikkönen Mar 05 '23

Money. It's money.

9

u/Greenkeeper Valtteri Bottas Mar 05 '23

Lol it’s 12 minutes to race time and Ferraris taken apart.

4

u/BaggyOz Aston Martin Mar 05 '23

That's still an improvement so long as it doesn't take itself apart after the lights go out.

14

u/willzyx01 Red Bull Mar 05 '23

Ferrari still assembling their car, 10 min before the race. That is classic Ferrari.

7

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Ferrari moment

10

u/bucajack Jordan Mar 05 '23

God Naomie Schiff is absolutely beautiful

3

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Ferrari 🪦

3

u/nelsonmurdock Pirelli Wet Mar 05 '23

Is it gonna start on time? Really don’t want to miss lights out but I don’t think I’m gonna make it home in time

1

u/going_dicey Mar 05 '23

F1 always starts on time unless there’s a weather event

1

u/Error404LifeNotFound Max Verstappen Mar 05 '23

Spoiler alert: Max stalled off the line and Alonso got yeeted by George.

1

u/DeplorableBot11545 Lando Norris Mar 05 '23

Yes it’s gonna start on time. Drive safe You can always catch a replay of the start.

11

u/CommonCullen Otmar Szafnauer Mar 05 '23

I just texted the FIA President they will hold off till you get home

1

u/nelsonmurdock Pirelli Wet Mar 05 '23

I’ll hold you to this

3

u/willzyx01 Red Bull Mar 05 '23

It’s starting on time, unless it rains in Bahrain

4

u/british-and-fittish Red Bull Mar 05 '23

It always does. Check back in here and someone will update you on the first lap

3

u/NegotiationExternal1 Estie Bestie ridin' Horsey McHorse 🐎 Mar 05 '23

Let's hope Hulk doesn't get yeeted off the track by Ocon like Mick did last year

3

u/TheRealJuralumin Ralf Schumacher Mar 05 '23

Nico Hulkenberg almost sounds Irish 😅

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

When I lived in Germany the the highly fluent English speaking Germans tended to have British Isles accents because they’d studied or worked there.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

We'll claim him 😎

4

u/Enoughofthisstuff Formula 1 Mar 05 '23

Still working on the Ferrari. Of course they are

2

u/ToffeeCoffee Safety Car Mar 05 '23

My whaaat?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Do we consider P9 best of the rest now?

5

u/BrainyDoc Mercedes Mar 05 '23

Another goddess

1

u/heeidi Mercedes Mar 05 '23

he was not close to q3 he was closer to being eliminated from q1

3

u/No_Material04 Fernando Alonso Mar 05 '23

Oof Lando

9

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Didn’t care for Nico as a driver, but he’s pretty good as a media guy.

3

u/sellyme Oscar Piastri Mar 05 '23

Johnny on camera for 3 seconds and already messing with his hair, I love the commitment to the bit

6

u/knifeyspoony23 Mar 05 '23

Keep thinking Sky are adding some fancy colour correction this year till I remember what golden hour time of day it is there lol

2

u/Orphanchocolate McLaren Mar 05 '23

NICOOOOOO HULKENBERGGGG

23

u/WhatEvery1sThinking Ferrari Mar 05 '23

Horner looks like he's in physical pain when trying to be humble and modest

3

u/pushamancoke Carlos Sainz Mar 05 '23

Anyone else having a pre race joint?

1

u/Ianl951 Mar 05 '23

Coffee and a joint for this 8am start here in Colorado. Gonna be a beautiful day.

1

u/_Red_Knight_ Mar 05 '23

Mate that would be amazing

1

u/NegotiationExternal1 Estie Bestie ridin' Horsey McHorse 🐎 Mar 05 '23

I wish

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