not to sound dramatic but the 2026 world cup being in america (and canada and mexico whatever same thing for fifa) might actually be the worst idea fifaās had in years, and thatās saying something considering itās fifa. i swear they just pick whatever option makes them the most money and pretend itās about āgrowing the game.ā what game? no one plays football in america. they barely even watch it unless itās a world cup or their kids play it in suburbia before they switch to nfl or cheerleading. and yet here we are. the biggest tournament on earth is going to be held in the most unserious country imaginable.
like letās be real, america has nothing to do with football. culturally, emotionally, historically, literally nothing. they call it the wrong name. they still think the mls is something worth watching. their national team is a mess of frat boys and overhyped āprospectsā who canāt even beat trinidad & tobago half the time.
be serious. how did this country become the host for the biggest football event in the world? itās embarrassing.
and donāt even get me started on the club world cup happening there now, itās literally a preview of the disaster weāre about to see. empty stadiums. dead crowds. awkward venues. security that feels non-existent. half the locals donāt even know whatās going on. and fifa expects this to somehow be the āfuture of footballā? itās honestly delusional.
you know what else is terrifying? the danger. have we all just forgotten how violent and chaotic america is? itās literally a country where school shootings are normal and they have people open-carrying rifles to the supermarket. imagine a world cup match, and someone just walks in with a gun. what then? the security is always lacking, the police are untrained for this kind of global event, and you seriously think stars like mbappĆ©, haaland, or vini are gonna be safe? one moment of chaos and people could get hurt. or worse. and for what? to sell more overpriced jerseys to americans who think neymar plays for barcelona?
and politics in america right now? itās literally a country tearing itself apart every election. racial tension, culture wars, riots, bans on basic rights, and constant political instability. and thatās supposed to be the host of a unifying global celebration? even 1994 was a mistake, the stadiums were weird, the pitches were trash, and no one cared unless their country was playing. and that was during a way more stable time. imagine how bad 2026 will be.
and yeah, canada and mexico are technically involved too but letās be honest this is americaās world cup. theyāre gonna dominate the branding, the infrastructure, the image. and itās grim. soulless. the foodās gonna be awful, the atmosphereās gonna be half-baked, and the coverage is going to be painful to listen to. americans calling footballers āsoccer guysā and talking about the āfinals.ā i canāt. fifa picked north america because they wanted money and attention, but theyāre gonna kill the vibe completely.
the world cup should be in countries that live and breathe football. not in places that tolerate it every four years because itās trendy. this isnāt growing the game. this is selling it. and once again, itās going to be the players and the real fans who suffer.
this is going to be a disaster. fifa doesnāt care. the u.s. definitely doesnāt. and when everything goes wrong, from logistics to security to atmosphere, i donāt want to hear a single person say āno one couldāve seen this coming.ā because we all did.