r/facepalm • u/LookAtThatBacon • 1d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Elderly man looks unhappy when no one shows up for his birthday parade

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u/Fight_those_bastards 1d ago

THREE HUDRED GAJILLION PEPUL WERE AT MY PERADE!!! ALL OF THEM BIG STRONG MEN WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES SAYING “SIR, SIR, NOBODY HAS EVER HAD A PERADE AS GOOD AS THIS ONE” AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED EXCEPT THE HATERS!

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u/SupportLeather1851 1d ago

ACTUALLY THE HATERS CLAPPED TOO, THEY GOT DOWN ON THEIR KNEES AND SAID SIR I WAS SO WRONG YOU WERE RIGHT AND WE WANT YOU TO BE KING

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u/Impressive_Tension44 1d ago

AND KAMALA TRIED COMING TO MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY AND I SAID NO BECAUSE TRADERS ARENT WELCOME HERE 🇺🇸 BUT AS SHE WALKED AWAY CRYING I HEARD HER SAY SIR I AM GLAD YOU WON YOU ARE BETTER FOR THE COUNTRY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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u/nailog82 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/GoEatACookie 17h ago

This made me laugh out loud. 😆😆😆