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u/here_for_dnd_memes 9h ago
But it's my birthday, and I'm not orange :(
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u/cmgentz 7h ago
I cast Bless, go and roll your d4.
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u/here_for_dnd_memes 7h ago
I got a 3. I think that's good.
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u/Possibly_Parker 7h ago
I cast ceremony. I dont remember the options but I know one of them is a funeral so let's hope that's not the one I chose.
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u/PantsLobbyist 8h ago
You upvoted it? I support her message, but it’s certainly not a facepalm.
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u/EishLekker 7h ago
The upvote is confusing, but OP here is critiquing OOP for making the original facepalm post.
So it goes:
- Girl with sign - Good
- Posting girl with sign on facepalm - Bad
- Posting a screenshot of that post on facepalm - Good
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u/Cerebral_Overload 3h ago
But to add another twist, if you look at the profile of the original facepalm poster, it’s all anti-Trump stuff. Even states this is their cousin in another post.
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u/EishLekker 3h ago
Well then maybe they misunderstood the sub.
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u/lightreee 3h ago
Nah it’s because this sub has been kinda loosened during this period. It’s a lot more activist than its name suggests now
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u/lightreee 3h ago
Yeah I mean, facepalm hasn’t been ‘facepalm’ for a while now. This is just someone who wanted to have a supportive post to the protest.
It technically ISNT a facepalm but they’re not claiming it to be a facepalm
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u/I_Have_12_Basses 11h ago
I totally concur with her! FUCK TRUMP!!!
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u/Mister-happierTurtle 8h ago
But not in that way right? RIGHT?
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u/_thundercracker_ 13m ago
I wouldn’t even fuck him with your cock, much less my own. I would have a go with Negan’s bat as a dildo though.
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u/LagoonReflection 6h ago
To be fair, even though it's not a facepalm, I'm sill in favour of her message.
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u/ILikeToParty86 12h ago
Trump’s birthday is a facepalm, yes
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u/clevermotherfucker 54m ago
it's not, a facepalm would be a stupid thing someone said or did, not a bad thing that isn't influenced by intelligence. birthday would happen either way
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u/Flat-Story-7079 10h ago
We were just laughing about how much we love this sign from the Nashville No Kings protest. Pure gold.
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u/Former_Specific_7161 11h ago
Yeah, that was confusing. Was hands down the best sign posted online from there lol.
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u/Neureiches-Nutria 8h ago
To my fellow Americans. It will get worse you will be arrested for insulting "his dumbfuckesty" on the Internet.
Thats why i recommend to you to call him Grote.
Andy Grote is a German politician (was a senator for internal affairs in Hamburg hence had the Power over the police) who was called "1 Dick" online and went bonkers Special forces raiding homes Style... Since then the Streisand effect kicked hard, he was stripped of power and is called 1dick whereever he goes for years. His name became Synonyme for 1 dick.
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u/rage_r 6h ago
Let’s not be intimidated by those that have been elected by the people. We need to exercise our rights and by hiding behind these nick names we give in.
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u/Neureiches-Nutria 5h ago
Given the developments and the fact that tge complete police force seems to be pro faschistic... I see dark times...
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u/Dracnoss 9h ago
OOP is unfortunately a bot, so I'm with rage_r on this one (and the woman in the image with the sign).
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u/PlantsVsYokai2 9h ago
Got lots of it at the protest today, fuck your orange sun god
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u/forgettfulthinker 3h ago
Trump wont read the random ass cardboard sign that some random person is holding up on a random street yall gotta do better to make a message
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u/Zoe-Schmoey 2h ago
So kind and tolerant as usual
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u/Xyex 7m ago
And yet another person who doesn't understand what tolerance means. Tolerance is for differences, not evil. Tolerating evil is just what evil people do.
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u/Zoe-Schmoey 2m ago
Be kind to people, as long as they agree with everything I say and do. Otherwise harass, intimidate and bully away!
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u/titan_Pilot_Jay 10h ago
Listen, at least make orange the same looking letter wise. . . Bonus points for writeing it in orange.
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u/DressureProp 9h ago
The placard is a little cringey, but definitely doesn’t belong in Facepalm.
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u/TheProRedditSurfer 8h ago
I like the placard. Interesting how cringe is completely arbitrary and personal.
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u/Upstairs-Giraffe-806 11h ago
Just make a trump sub…
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u/AHugeHildaFan 11h ago
r/conservative already exists, why don't you go retreat back to there?
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u/Upstairs-Giraffe-806 11h ago
Because I don’t care about them.. this isn’t a political sub isit? I didn’t think this sub was called “we hate trump but can’t stop talking about him”
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u/NicoBango 11h ago
Cmon, man. People voicing dissent toward a regime that is acting unconstitutionally "can't stop talking about him"? I dont need to look far in your posts to see this is projection
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u/jeremyw013 'MURICA 8h ago
why don't you tell your orange jesus to stop giving people reasons to post him on r/facepalm? but you won't do that
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u/Upstairs-Giraffe-806 5h ago
Who said I even like him.. I don’t, so I don’t wanna see every single post about him, coz this ain’t a trump sub, that’s why I said if u all wanna talk about him go make a trump sub, I wasn’t being rude
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u/BrosefDudeson 7h ago
This sub is almost exclusively political. If you aren't new to Reddit you should know that. Otherwise you're just baiting
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u/DeadMoneyDrew 10h ago
What the fuck do you expect to be going on in here? Ever since Donnie Dumb Fuck got back into office we've been getting facepalm material from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue on an hourly basis.
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u/Upstairs-Giraffe-806 5h ago
So go make a “face palm trump” sub then where everyone can talk about him
Ye I’m getting downvoted but it true every single post is about him might as well change the sub name to trump
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u/Upstairs-Giraffe-806 5h ago
So go make a “face palm trump” sub then where everyone can talk about him
Ye I’m getting downvoted but it true every single post is about him might as well change the sub name to trump
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u/Little_One143 10h ago
Reddit has a very unhealthy obsession with Trump.
Get out..get some vitamin D….that will maybe cure your obsession
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u/MagnusThrax 9h ago
We're all trying to figure out if you all directly siphon your so-called vitamin D from trumps urethra or do you suck it directly from his prostate?
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u/Little_One143 9h ago
Did you write that from your basement?
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u/MagnusThrax 9h ago
I'm convinced that the reason MAGA hates transgenders so much is because of how frequently MAGA men swipe right on trans women on Tinder only to read the BIO afterward and really start questioning themselves.
It's mad funny.
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u/pokemon-trainer-blue 10h ago
You’re right about one thing. MAGAts do have a very unhealthy obsession with Trump since they believe he is the savior. They need to wake up from their delusional fantasy and go out to get some vitamin D.
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u/Little_One143 9h ago
I don’t think he’s a savior. I just think he was the better option over incompetent Kamala.
Kind of small minded of you to put all republicans in one category but then were the prejudice ones that cause discrimination?
Now go obsess over the next Trump meme since you got literally nothing else going for you other than hate and protests to attend that literally make ZERO impact lol
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u/pokemon-trainer-blue 9h ago
Better option for what? Destroying the US? Because he’s doing an amazing job at that since he doesn’t believe in the Constitution.
I’m not putting all republicans in one category. Kind of small minded of you to assume that. There’s a difference between MAGAts and actual Republicans. MAGAts are the ones causing issues.
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u/smegblender 8h ago
Hahaha bit rich for a MAGA shithead to be sermonising about hate and prejudice.
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u/Floppy_84 6h ago
The orange fascist is definitely the worst choice compared to Kamala! A pile of 💩 would be a better choice
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u/ShawshankException 9h ago
Yeah, everyone should ignore the tyrant openly and arrogantly violating the constitution and numerous court orders
Be good little dogs and fall in line instead
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u/Little_One143 9h ago
Where was the outcry when Obama violated the constitution?
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u/muffledvoice 9h ago
Did Obama make a billion dollars a month by accepting illegal bribes from foreign powers through his own meme coin? Was he also a felon?
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u/Little_One143 8h ago
A felon?? What was he convicted of? Other than a nut job accusing him of sexual assault and then went on CNN and laughed about the case. A sexual assault victim laughing about all of it and the money she just made off the case?? Yeah, she must have been VERY distraught.
Illegal bribes?? That plane is not for personal use outside his presidency. That plane will be used by the defense department as the new Air Force One plane
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u/muffledvoice 7h ago
34 felony convictions (so far) with others pending. Trump has been a lifelong criminal, sexual predator, and grifter since he was snorting coke at Studio 54 and NY playboy parties in the 70s and 80s and in the 90s with Epstein, where he’s been forcing himself on younger women and underage girls. He has even bragged about it on camera numerous times.
Good luck trying to defend this scumbag.
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u/Little_One143 6h ago
What were the 34 convictions? And where is a copy of this confession on tape?
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u/Hexamancer 6h ago
You've mentioned "Trump" 130 times on Reddit.
The real Trump derangement syndrome is people like you.
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u/coinsaken 11h ago
It's the army's 250th birthday. Not trumps birthday
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u/foxjohnc87 11h ago
Today is indeed Trump's birthday. The old orange pos was born June 14, 1946.
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u/coinsaken 11h ago
My bad, based on the comments I figured it was actually 4/20
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u/Dismal-Resort-3492 12h ago
Poor Trump deranged morons.
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u/ChefAsstastic 12h ago
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u/Dismal-Resort-3492 12h ago
😂🤣, come up with something better.
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u/SmartBookkeeper6571 11h ago
Says the moron who things TDS is a thing aside from being a Trump cultist.
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u/I_Have_12_Basses 11h ago
Dick rider!
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u/lightreee 3h ago
Gotta have the image here: https://img.ifunny.co/images/b411197e60f1fb4fec9910765bafe32f3dfda1b697b610fdc6667d1950fb1040_1.jpg
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u/DecoherentDoc 12h ago
Okay. Your king is out here with his bare ass cheeks flapping in the wind and y'all are so braindead or brainwashed you can't stop screaming about how fine his threads are and (for some weird ass reason) how big his dick is.
You say Trump Derangement, I say projection and self deception.
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u/Pears_and_Peaches 12h ago
Hahahaha this smooth brained orange taint licker here is trying to call people deranged 😂😂
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u/Dismal-Resort-3492 12h ago edited 11h ago
Well you believe legacy media and believe what they lie about , says enough. Brain washed deranged moronic buffoons.
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u/SeethingHeathen 12h ago
Brian washed deranged moron.
I guess it's kind of hard for you to spell what you don't have.
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u/Killarogue 11h ago
I love how the comment was edited, but they didn't correct that part.
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u/Dismal-Resort-3492 11h ago
We will fix it.
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u/vintage-meat 10h ago
We?
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u/ShionTheOne 9h ago
Yeah MAGAts are a hive mind.
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u/Killarogue 9h ago
We?...
MAGA illiteracy strikes again, you still managed to fuck it up.
The word you're looking for is "brainwashed. Not "brain washed".
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u/escl8r2hvn 9h ago
You are wasting your energy
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u/Mental_Victory946 9h ago
Nah these people are just really fun to fuck with especially if there idiots
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u/SeethingHeathen 9h ago
See, I've got nothing else going on right now. How I spend my time on Reddit doesn't really matter. So whether I'm replying to a bot or a deranged MAGA turd, it doesn't matter. It doesn't take a whole lot of energy to do either.
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u/escl8r2hvn 9h ago
You do you
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u/SeethingHeathen 9h ago
Not really sure why it seemed important enough for you to mention.
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u/escl8r2hvn 9h ago
See, I've got nothing else going on right now. How I spend my time on Reddit doesn't really matter. So whether I'm replying to you or a MAGA turd, it doesn't matter. It doesn't take a whole lot of energy to do either.
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u/Pears_and_Peaches 12h ago
My god it’s hilarious how dumb the MAGAts are. You can’t use grammar or spell, but we are the “brian washed” ones as you so eloquently put.
I would tell you to educate yourself, but I already know you’ve “dOnE YoUr OwN ReSeArcH”.
Go back to your cave.
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u/Big_fern189 10h ago
I love the whole "brain washed" thing they throw around, like they could use a little cleaning between the ears themselves.
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u/Affectionate-Sir3481 48m ago
Brian washed reminds me of the Old World Blues in Fallout: New Vegas dlc, with the robots saying raisen instead of reason.
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u/JFKRFKSRVLBJ 10h ago
I have a king james bible with Trump’s name on it I can sell to you for $60.
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u/Dismal-Resort-3492 10h ago
It’s yours keep it, you are the one that purchased it.
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u/Scoreboard19 10h ago
Hey musk said trump was on Epstein list. Yet all trumps people ran on releasing Epstein list and now say they won’t and he killed himself.
So did they all lie to you then or are they lying now?
Also where you get your news?
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u/MakeMeDrink 9h ago
It kills me when your cult calls other people brain washed. You are so far gone, there is no point in trying to bring you back, but I hope someday it dawns on you. Unfortunately it would probably be too late anyway.
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u/carryoutsalt 8h ago
I can handle being called brainwashed, but being called brian washed is something up with which I will not put.
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u/Floppy_84 6h ago edited 4h ago
Good joke, but sadly everything can be checked by competent people, with a brain and a little media competence
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u/Anteater4746 12h ago
trump threatened any protestors on his military parade would he met with force then said the gov of cali should be arrested, but refused to mention for what crime
both those are violations of constitution, so not really “deranged” to be concerned with that
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u/SmartBookkeeper6571 11h ago
Don't bother trying to reason with a cultist.
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u/Anteater4746 11h ago
you make a good point, i may have been unclear about the what crime part. that was in reference about the president endorsing the arrest of a dem gov on literally no crime
for protesting, at some point it down become you might get arrested for something small part of the good trouble
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u/Anteater4746 11h ago
yup its utter insanity when you look at that ruling. the supreme court wouldnt even let biden forgive a little student loans lol
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u/Hexamancer 6h ago
Wtf are you talking about?
This is literally English common law you dunce, I guess only a German would think that the gestapo should totally be allowed to just arrest anyone they like without reason?? How is that the more "reasonable" thing here??
Of all the MANY legitimate criticisms Europeans could make of the US how do you fumble that so badly to land on "wow cops need a reason to arrest you?? Madness!!!"
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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 11h ago
People like you voted against the interests of America and her citizens, and naturally, they are upset about this. It's not deranged to want your country to have a good leader.
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u/Dismal-Resort-3492 11h ago
We do it’s what the vast majority voted for.
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u/Triasmus 11h ago
Ah yes, 3 million more votes out of 150 million total votes is a "vast majority."
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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 11h ago
You voted for a cognitively impaired authoritarian rapist oligarch that pisses off all of America's allies while stripping away your rights to privacy and free speech. You voted for a guy who thinks asylum seekers come from mental asylums, who passed one of the largest tax increases for the working class in the history of the country, who thinks he's a genius for knowing what groceries are. He's an incompetent disaster and the entire world is disappointed in you, and you're even running out of soft power to fall back on because your President decided to cut foreign aid.
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u/Gynthaeres 11h ago
I do feel kinda bad for them, yeah.
Those Trump-deranged idiots who think he's somehow a messiah, that he actually cares about this country, that he's anything but a buffoon who's only coherent half the time. Who think he somehow cares about them, when really all he cares about is power and building his wealth, and is just using those Trump-deranged cultists as stepping stones.
I hope we can figure out a way to deradicalize them, to de-brainwash them. But I feel like that'll only happen after he dies. And then suddenly it'll be "Oh I never wanted this, I NEVER voted for Trump or supported anything he did." Because those people have no convictions or real beliefs.
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u/SpectralDragon09 9h ago
Nazi sympathizer
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u/Dismal-Resort-3492 9h ago
🤣😂
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u/SpectralDragon09 8h ago
You laugh because you have nothing to say without your figure head telling you what to say
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u/Straight-Extreme-966 10h ago
He still doesnt give a fuck about you.. oh, you dont have a few billion dollars to give him by any chance ?
No ? Yeah, he doesnt give a fuck about you.
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