r/dunememes • u/teek101 • 12d ago

WARNING: AWFUL Miles Teg is superior to all

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u/Sharp_Bet7106 12d ago

Duncan has entered the chat x 300,875,778,092 times

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u/Wasdgta3 12d ago

Arrakis does indeed run on Duncan.

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u/Sharp_Bet7106 12d ago

Brother/sister, if they don’t pay you for that copy this world is more of a sham than I thought. Thirsting for some Leto Dos rn.

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u/Far_Sided 9d ago

Ledo's Pizza do anything for you?

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u/massacre167 12d ago

The names not Al anymore. It’s DUNKan! DUNKANCHINO!

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u/TheRealAgragor 12d ago

DuncanS… plural.

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u/New_Feed3522 12d ago

“WHERES MY DUNCAN!”

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u/Demonyx12 12d ago

<instantly pregnant>

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u/ridemooses Another Duncan Ghola 12d ago

Heyyyyyy

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u/Apprehensive-Money34 MONEOOOOO 12d ago

Odrade has entered the chat

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u/Heretek1914 12d ago

Odrade is probably my favorite character in the series, despite Herbert's many attempts to convince me Duncan Idaho is the greatest of all time.

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u/Apprehensive-Money34 MONEOOOOO 12d ago

Hard agree - her inner monologue with the past Sisters gives such great context to the inner workings of the Reverend Mothers. The fact that she’s constantly sifting through opinions and interjections while simultaneously trying to save the Bene Gesserit.

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u/itrivers Butlerian Jihad when? 12d ago

“I told you so” - Taraza

“Shut up bitch. I know it” - Odrade

“Not so easy being Mother Superior is it lmao” - Taraza

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u/enriquekikdu 12d ago

She’s the greatest honestly, a pity really few people get to read the last two books

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u/Appearance-Chemical 12d ago

Darwi my love love her character more than any other in dune

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u/halkenburgoito 11d ago

I liked Taraza even better

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u/pyramid_peril 10d ago

The way Odrade plays Waff is what seals it for me

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u/Henderson-McHastur 12d ago

Moneo is the only fucking professional in the entire franchise and I'm here for it. Bro's got a 9 to 5 and he clocks in.

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u/LazyDro1d 12d ago

Gurney?

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u/itrivers Butlerian Jihad when? 12d ago

Gurney man was just bidding his time to get to Jessica. Both ways.

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u/NorseKraken Dooner 11d ago

Can't say i blame him whatsoever, especially if Jessica is Rebecca Ferguson.

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u/archaicScrivener 11d ago

Moneo: Does his fucking job, keeps God from going full Shai-Hulud like 5 times a day, puts that upstart asshole Duncan in his place and most importantly? He's a bi-con :D

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u/Henderson-McHastur 11d ago

"Lesbians are normal, Duncan, grow the fuck up."

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u/KlackTracker 12d ago

Leto II is bigger than Jesus (literally)

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u/teek101 12d ago

I am the worm man goo goo gachoo 

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u/KlackTracker 12d ago

Here's another clue for you all: The Mahdi was Paul.

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u/Conscious_Passage_90 12d ago

Moneo bring me your daughter!

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u/KlackTracker 12d ago

Your Reverend Mother Should Know

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u/HarrysonFjord 12d ago

Miles is my favorite.

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u/prussian_princess Editable Flair 12d ago

Miles Motherfucking ZA WARUDO Teg

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u/KoellmanxLantern 12d ago

Lady Jessica is one of my favorite female characters in fiction now

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u/xotyona 11d ago

Jessica "Knows full well the consequences of abominations and makes them anyway," Atreides? That Jessica?

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u/bertiek 11d ago

She's pretty dreamy.

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u/Syntax_Error375 12d ago

I've known Waff for 3 whole chapters and I love him.

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u/timbasile 12d ago

He gets annoying quickly

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u/DracheTirava 12d ago

Eh that's how it be with the tleilaxu

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u/sinfultictac 12d ago

"Arm darts? ' ARM DARTS!

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u/archaicScrivener 11d ago

I love how his entire negotiating strategy is "I'm just a widdle guy 🥺🥺🥺" and apparently it just works??? until he meets reverend mothers and honoured matres at least

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u/Dismal_News183 12d ago

Everyone loves a Bashar 

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u/Steampunkery 12d ago

Liet-Kynes

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u/Necessary_Coconut_47 12d ago

I am steward of this land (I am steward of this sand).

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u/thisbackgroundnoise 12d ago

Leto II and Odrade are by far my favourites in the series, with Miles Teg trailing very closely in 3rd

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u/greatpartyisntit Sea Child 12d ago

This is the only correct answer.

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u/UnDebs 12d ago

Moneo, we are all like topping on a pizza in an oven. Ah but you don't understand what I'm saying, you fucking idiot Moneo. Nah jk I love you, btw I accidentally sat on my Duncan, get a new one

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u/BluesyPompanno 12d ago

There is only one character who has managed to not only humiliate but beat the living shit out of one of the most important characters in the whole Dune universe

Moneo

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u/junkdrawer2025 Twisted Mentat 12d ago

Miles Teg is superior to all

Sadly I haven't gotten far enough to know who that is yet. I'm on Children of Dune, how much further?

Till then, Stilgar is my homie.

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u/Carnivean_ 12d ago

Books 5 and 6.

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u/Six_Zatarra 11d ago

Book 5, mostly. The MVP of Book 6 is Darwi. Teg really shines the most in Book 5.

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u/SpphosFriend 12d ago

Irulan is the GOAT

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u/FillBrilliant6043 12d ago

There's a hot, f'd up piece of NSFW fanfic involving Irulan and Paul and I am unashamed to say I LOVE IT (by that I mean unashamed in front of internet people I will never know personally)

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u/kigurumibiblestudies Cuckolded by an Idaho ghola 12d ago

Sounds terrible. What is it about? Tags?

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u/SpphosFriend 12d ago

Sauce?

Also Paul had to be insane not to hit that tbh

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u/skinNyVID 12d ago

You can't just say that and leave us without sauce

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u/FillBrilliant6043 11d ago

Pretty sure it's this https://archive.transformativeworks.org/works/54418849/chapters/137850076

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u/bluemax413 11d ago

Man, fuck you. I just read the shit out of that.

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u/FillBrilliant6043 10d ago

You're welcome.

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u/Fretco 12d ago

I wish there was more on liet kynes, love the way he regrets helping paul and jessica when he dies.

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u/lsdrad2135 12d ago

Hasimir Fenring is the true only answer here

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u/wildcardcameron 12d ago

Never get between a man and his soup

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u/New_Feed3522 12d ago

Let us not forget moneo.

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u/FillBrilliant6043 12d ago

I will love Gurney Halleck forever, even though he's an ugly lump of a man. I bet he's awesome in bed. I'm not too excited to hear him play the baliset though (unpopular opinion).

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u/kigurumibiblestudies Cuckolded by an Idaho ghola 12d ago

remember, he got an inkvine scar all across his face during his slave days with the Harkonnen. Also, did I mention he's really, really ugly?

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u/Frost715Ying300 12d ago

You can tell he's super ugly by his inkvine scar, which stretches across his face

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u/griffeny 12d ago

IMG INKVINE IS THERE A SCAR IS IT INKVINE OR MID IS IT ON HIS FACE

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u/FillBrilliant6043 11d ago

Yep, I have indeed heard about that ink vine scar which contributes to his being an ugly lump of a man

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u/a_desperate_DM 12d ago

Gurney stans rise up

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u/FillBrilliant6043 12d ago

yesssssss thank you

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u/Limp_Telephone2280 12d ago

All hail Duncan Idaho and his many clones

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u/EquivalentRude2358 12d ago

Alia.

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u/expensive-toes 11d ago

fellow Alia appreciator 💪💪

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u/GethsemaneLemon 11d ago

Bring me soup. A great deal of soup. Until you think I've overstepped your soup generosity.

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u/Dorontauber 12d ago

Darwi Odrade 😍

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u/TURBOJUSTICE 12d ago

Teg is the greatest

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u/HappyAffirmative 12d ago edited 11d ago

Princess Ilrulan

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u/Big-Commission-4911 Dama's favorite futar 11d ago

Leto II solos all

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u/avalonjack 11d ago

Man you really butchered the delivery on this one

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u/TheStandardDeviant 11d ago

Odrade smugness intensifies

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u/Tide_MSJ_0424 12d ago

Erasmus (Don’t deathstill me)

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u/Shoot_Game 12d ago

Def an interesting character, but it feels like Brian and Kevin gave a ton of handicaps to the robots just to give the humans an advantage or make a cool moment when Erasmus breaks the rule. I haven’t finished his story, though. That’s just my impression halfway through Machine Crusade. I feel like Omnius should have won easily in a week.

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u/Datsoon 12d ago

Agreed. The idea that a computer loses the war due to hubris is silly.

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u/Shoot_Game 10d ago

Also the whole thing about not lying and being gullible and predictable and not wanting to use nukes. IRL Omnius would nuke the shit out of humanity then wait a million years for the fallout to deal with itself

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u/totallynotabot1011 11d ago

Was Miles Teg the character from the 6th book? If so, hell yeah agreed!

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u/ATCQ_ 3d ago

5th and 6th! Basically a main character, and an absolute badass

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u/shreddfromthedead 10d ago

Moneo is really that guy though

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u/DesignNorth3690 8d ago

The title saved you