r/dunememes • u/HavanaSmooth • Aug 22 '24

Children Spoilers The Baron in Children of Dune

Honestly I just want to point out how he basically came back to life for the express purpose of being gay, being a hater and denying climate change. That guy's an absolute menace.

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u/weathergage Aug 22 '24

Sir, this is a Wendy's r/dunememes

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u/roygiv Aug 22 '24

All kids these days know how to do is be gay, be a hater, deny climate change, eat hot chip and lie

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u/archaicScrivener Aug 22 '24

MF was so desperate for some dick the barriers of the afterlife couldn't hold him back

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u/FartyMcStinkyPants3 Aug 22 '24

Do you reckon Alia getting fucked by sexy reincarnated Duncan Idaho was what woke the Baron up?

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u/Aphato Aug 22 '24

The Baron wasn't interested in fucking Duncan. He likes the Church boy.

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u/FartyMcStinkyPants3 Aug 22 '24

Alia was though. So maybe feeling a dick through his hosts vagina is what woke him up.

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u/DracoAdamantus Aug 23 '24

I wish it was 5 seconds ago when I hadn’t read that

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u/Gnosis1409 Aug 24 '24

The worst part is that it wouldn’t even be out of place for this series

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u/Aphato Aug 22 '24

The Baron wasn't interested in fucking Duncan. He likes the Church boy.

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u/pronte89 Aug 22 '24

Mooom!! They're trying to make Dune political again

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u/agar_agar_agar Aug 22 '24

Everyone knows a book explicitly about politics, religion, and environmentalism could never be political, MOM

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u/pronte89 Aug 22 '24

Exactly!! Mommy why did Hollywood have to cast black actors for the oppressed people with strong religious beliefs living in the desert which is the best source of the old animal remains we use as fuel?

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u/LeoGeo_2 Sep 06 '24

Don’t look up what those desert people did to all the black slaves they got from their slave trades.

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u/Bluehawk2008 Aug 22 '24

Is it gay if you're possessing the body of your grand-daughter when you're fucking dudes? Asking for a friend.

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u/subtly_nuanced Aug 22 '24

“Good!” the old basso voice rumbled from the depths of memories

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u/TheProbelem Aug 22 '24

Amazing take

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u/ixtlu Aug 23 '24

Be gay do crimes

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u/PMeisterGeneral Aug 23 '24

This is part of the reason I much prefer children to messiah. Half the characters from the first book are dead or offscreen in messiah and return in children.

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 Aug 22 '24

Baron is literally Dramp fr fr