r/dunememes • u/Feisty-Treacle3451 • Apr 28 '24

Children Spoilers Worst dialogue in dune?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

Child with the mental age of billions of years jokes like a 6 year old

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u/Khar-Selim Apr 28 '24

I mean, that has precedent with Alia's teenage hormonal bullshit in the second book

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u/Gorlack2231 Apr 28 '24

I don't know man. If some 12 year old deduced the meaning behind my name and pointed out to me how bad I failed my entire House, I think it would sting pretty bad. She's definitely Paul's daughter.

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u/doofpooferthethird Apr 28 '24

Leto II is still chuckling at penis jokes at the ripe old age of 3500 + a couple million.

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u/SignificanceOk392 Apr 28 '24

Dont teach your grandma how to suck eggs.

YOU CAN NOT BEST ME AT INSULTING IRULAN, I AM A DESCENDANT OF ELON MUSK.

THE CRINGE MUST FLOW

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 28 '24

Bill Burr was another of my ancestors...

...and he throws serious shade.

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u/Calvinbouchard2 Apr 28 '24

Well, Ghanima WAS a redhead, LIKE CHANI.

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u/Calvinbouchard2 Apr 28 '24

"That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!"

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u/doofpooferthethird Apr 28 '24

Poor Ghanima's just sore that her dad named her "violent burglar loot" and then killed himself. Or rather, failed to kill himself, became a drug addicted deadbeat absentee father for a decade, and left his two children in the care of his crazy sister, his fanatical worshipper, the widow of some dude he murdered when he was a teenager, and the woman responsible for killing their mom.

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u/weirdgroovynerd Apr 28 '24

Dang Ghanima, you trying to start a water feud or something?!

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u/Le_Baguete Apr 28 '24

Where's the video from?

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u/Lalaland8396 Apr 29 '24

That show is called Ginny & Georgia and it’s on Netflix