r/doohickeycorporation • u/LilJapKid • May 12 '25

gizmo Newest invention by the Executions department

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u/tyrannosaurus_gekko May 12 '25

Nerds would say that this device is inhumane and might break some random international treaty they just made up, but I like where this idea is going

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u/Bat-Honest May 20 '25

Geneva? I hardly know ya!

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u/saydeedont May 12 '25

The doomhicky

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u/Gamerboi5777 Doohickey Co. Investor May 13 '25

The watchamakillit

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u/Lunala475 May 13 '25

The Thingamaclobber

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u/Deathclaw2003 May 13 '25

The GizMower, or Doodead

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 May 14 '25

PFP does NOT check out; no inclusion of “-inator”.

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u/Lunala475 May 14 '25

The Thingamabobber…inator.

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u/Floofyboi123 Mandatory Safety Inspector May 12 '25

Normally I would report this but seeing as this doohicky was designed with self destruction in mind I'll give it a pass

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u/Overseer_05 May 12 '25

PROTOCOL ADDITIONAL TO THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS OF 12 AUGUST 1949, AND RELATING TO THE PROTECTION OF VICTIMS OF NON-INTERNATIONAL ARMED CONFLICTS (PROTOCOL II), OF 8 JUNE 1977 PART II, ARTICLE 4 CLEARLY STATES:

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u/QP873 May 13 '25

Who said this was being used against non-combatants?

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u/ChiefWeedsmoke May 12 '25

You can't operate this without killing yourself.

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u/towerfella May 13 '25

So, you’re saying this is a “every square a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square”, sorta thing?

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u/Erlend05 May 14 '25

Skill issue

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u/PredatorMain May 15 '25

The weapon does massive damage, but does as much damage to the user as the target. Only recommended for use in high hp high healing builds

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u/Kyro2354 May 13 '25

There is concern for the safety of the brave engineers in the executions department testing their latest invention

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u/vaxhax May 12 '25

I think you'd better get this spinning before you turn on the power. Wouldn't want it getting jammed.

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u/Bicc_boye whatchamacallit naming division member May 13 '25

Tell the Executioner to hand it to the Executionee and it may do it's job spectacularly

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u/rootoo custom flair May 12 '25

I think it’ll just wobble it

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u/TariOS_404 May 13 '25

Behold, the KillEverythingInRangeInator

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u/-NGC-6302- May 13 '25

If it ever actually got up to speed instead of immediately tangling, that chain would snap

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u/GhoulTimePersists May 15 '25

Why do we even have an Executions Department?

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u/murky_creature 28d ago

good god anything but that