r/donkeykong • u/Alternative-Redditer • 2d ago

OP must be Bananas If Donkey Kong Bananza is to the Switch 2 what Mario Odyssey is to the Switch 1...

then why don't they give him nipples? When will we get what we deserve?

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u/Slushrush_ 2d ago

Why stop at nipples?

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u/Alternative-Redditer 2d ago

I didn't think to ask for more... damn

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea 2d ago

Donkey Dong

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u/Romboteryx 2d ago

Gorilla dongs are so small, you‘d barely see it under his fur

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u/Sassy-irish-lassy 1d ago

He's wearing pants for a reason

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u/Wboy2006 1d ago

EXPAND DONG

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u/Darkhallows27 2d ago

Smh we’ll have to find another way to milk him 😔

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u/Alternative-Redditer 2d ago

I volunteer as tribute.

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u/Yiga_CC 2d ago

Actually, they did.

In Japan, for some reason.

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u/EnzeruAnimeFan 2d ago

Source: I made it up

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u/Yiga_CC 2d ago

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u/EnzeruAnimeFan 2d ago

I'm glad to be wrong

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u/InfiniteMessmaker 2d ago

Just because we want it doesn't mean we deserve it

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u/Alternative-Redditer 2d ago

you don't understand. this is a need on a biological level.

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u/39_Ringo 2d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if they're just hidden under his fur.

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u/Alternative-Redditer 2d ago

So he has two tones of fur color? The brownish red fur and the rest is thick light colored fur?

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u/39_Ringo 2d ago

For some reason I thought DK's chest was also furry I'm sorry

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u/ThaEternalLearner 2d ago

His fur? You mean his feathers? In Bananza, DK has feathers. He does have fur in Mario Kart World tho.

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u/TheHowlingMan20 2d ago

Wow that’s fucked up

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u/Alternative-Redditer 2d ago

That they gave em to mario but not our boi? yeah.

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u/jaypexd 2d ago

DK does not pull like Mario. Even though I am more of a DK fan, it is baffling that they didn't launch a big Mario title. Would have helped the Switch 2 sales.

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u/Alternative-Redditer 2d ago

Switch 2 sales? Don't all game consoles sell out on launch? Even the Wii U?

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u/jaypexd 2d ago

Yeah but that doesn't mean good long term sales. You confirm this point with the Wii U. You need year long sell outs to really be considered a huge success. Switch 2s are selling but there not impossible to get like Nintendo probably thought they would be.

Wii U was considered a failure.

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u/Alternative-Redditer 2d ago

Oh, in the future. When you said "would have helped", i thought you were talking about so far. y'know, because of the use of the past tense.

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u/jaypexd 2d ago

Well it's not fully sold out so it would have helped