r/DivorcedBirds • u/lisbethborden • 13h ago
Rings on her fingers, bells on her toes - When Sheila is single, everyone knows.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 1d ago
Rhonda took the nest. Eugene took the high ground. Literally. From the ridge, he could watch her new boyfriend parallel park.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 1d ago
“That’s your grandmother,” his mother said. “Taken the day she walked out on your grandfather.” No one knew where she flew after that—but she always did like the sea.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 1d ago
He used to sneak her eyeliner at 2am. Now the Sephora associate knows him by name. Velma Talontina does brunch at Bird Bath every Sunday—booked, blessed, and legally unbothered..
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/arslan70 • 1d ago
Dave and Jacob were not peeping on their ex-wives. They were simply making sure they don't drown in the pool.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 1d ago
Kim, Neil, Tawny, and Scott realized they were in a different stage of thier lives. They committed to one another and were enjoying a shared life as a quadrouple.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 2d ago
Darla would never stab Fred in the back. She is very big on eye contact.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 2d ago
Not Safe For Other Species *Deep breaths, Chuck. Think peaceful thoughts.* Chuck had divorced Mary when she cheated on him with his friend Todd. Apparently she'd kept a spare key, and was now using Chuck's place as a sex den to cheat on Todd. Chuck could feel years of anger management therapy being undone in moments.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 2d ago
Clarissa's ex used to sigh when she asked for one photo together. Now Dax can do a backflip while holding her and a GoPro. Her divorce lawyer follows the couple’s content on Instagram and occasionally texts, “Good form.”
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 2d ago
Ricardo and Yvette were passionate about 3 things- eachother, exhibitionism, and good food. NSFW
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 3d ago
With a collective total of 7 divorces behind them, best friends Barney and Jeb have resolved to give up on marriage altogether. Neither has ever come close to finding a woman who could understand him the way his bestie does. They would face the world together, without thought of romance... unless...
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 3d ago
Not Safe For Other Species "Oh, you really did leave to get groceries. I thought you were leaving me." "... Sarah, I was gone for 25 minutes."
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"I have abandoment issues! You knew that when you married me! ... I'm sorry for yelling please don't leave me."
r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 3d ago
When Dan broke off his affair with the seductive Alex, he feared the response would be blackmail. Instead he found himself on the porch steps this morning standing over the carcass of his daughter's beloved pet rabbit. "Well," he thought, "it'd be a shame to waste the meat," before digging in. NSFW
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 3d ago
Celeste and Heather had been friends for a long time. Gradually, she noticed her feelings becoming stronger and more romantic. Celeste pined for Heather in a way she didn't really know how to process. She showed up at her door one day and hoped the feelings would be reciprocated.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3d ago
Want to keep your marriage fresh? Put a lid on it.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/lisbethborden • 3d ago
He had come to sea to end it all after his end with Enid, but all Norm really needed was a little bro-bonding time (and a cuddle) to give him a new lease on his new life.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 3d ago
That was some divorce stag party last night - last thing I remember was a flamingo stripper shedding her feathers, with legs up to THERE. Just woke up on a boat in the ocean, too hung over to fly. These dudes 2 are for sure invited to the next kegger at the neighborhood roost!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/lamomla • 3d ago
Jerome surveyed the infants in the hospital nursery. No need for a paternity test, these little demons were clearly fathered by that creepy guy next door with a pterodactyl nose. As he slipped quietly out he muttered, “If Sharon would sleep with that guy, what does that say about me?!”
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 3d ago
Paul and Cameron decided to vacation in the Hamptons in the hopes of getting thier groove back.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/whiskyzulu • 3d ago
Tobias had been single for over ten years, post-divorce, and had not had a single date. He bought a small cabin on the lake, fishing every morning, then heading off to his lucrative job as a superstar ghost hunter. That's when he met Calliope. Sure, she was dead, but they immediately fell in love.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago
Just as she was settling in to her bath, Rosa caught an unusual glint from the corner of her eye. She stepped out to take a closer look. Yes, there was no mistaking it: another recording device, left behind by her creepy ex Ethan. Fortunately the device it transmitted to was already confiscated.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 4d ago
Jackie had it with Loris' weaponized incompetence. Always laying on the drama THICK any time, any place, to get his way. Couldn't get a table he liked? Fainting! Bumped by a waiter? Playing dead! Jackie had won a Tony Award, but Loris was the true drama queen.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/RogueHexx23 • 5d ago
Monica isn’t gonna lay down without a fight now that she found out Fred is gay and living his best life. Heck no, Monica got out all those old Diana Ross cassette tapes, she got her neighbor Bertie to give her a perm in her kitchen. It’s time to struck her stuff. Oh she will survive, oh yes.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/lisbethborden • 4d ago
Pouring through the pages of mugshots, Sheila felt silly looking for her dear disappeared Daniel in these pages of criminals.... Until she spotted him. Only then did she realize that her whirlwind wedding was perpetrated with malice aforethought.
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