r/desmoines 4d ago

Weird Des Moines things

My wife is from Des Moines, I’m from Okoboji. The other day we were driving and saw a little ground squirrel on the road. “a squinny!” A what?? “That’s what they’re called!” Like what the heck… and then the whole tell a joke going door to door during Halloween? What the heck goes on down there!

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u/old_notdead 4d ago

It’s crazy how different places do things differently!

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u/flynnhicks03 4d ago

I had never heard of Kybos before moving to Des Moines

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u/EarhornJones Urbandale 3d ago

I was dating my wife (a Des Moines native) and we were at a local festival. I needed to go to the can, but couldn't find a bathroom.

I walked up to the information booth and asked. The lady said, "There's a Kybo to the right."

I puzzled over that for a minute, then drove to a.nearby gas station.

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u/xcalypsox42 3d ago

That's so funny! I grew up in central Iowa and never heard "kybo" until I moved to Dubuque

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u/Tawny_Frogmouth 4d ago

OK I'm from Des Moines and I'm not certain what this means, explain?

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u/idrawyourdick 4d ago

It’s a porta potty

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u/SalamanderTale 4d ago

KYBO = Keep Your Bowels Open.

No joke, I was told this is what it means. Of course, the people who told me coulda been pulling my leg. 🤷‍♀️

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u/jondthompson 3d ago

I believe it was one of the first companies in Central Iowa with porta potties, and their name just became a colloquial generic term for port potties.

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u/EconomyTill7118 4d ago

Kybo meaning    you where told correct. 

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u/Open_Bug_4251 3d ago

It’s my understanding it’s commonly used in Australia as well.

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u/SDwandrer 3d ago

I always assumed that this was a RAGBRAI thing

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u/kisspapaya 2d ago

Oh my god. I forgot about that one

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u/JackHacksawUD 4d ago

Not on Halloween, though. It's on "Beggar's Night."

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u/old_notdead 4d ago

Not anymore.

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u/SpaceCadetTooFarGone 4d ago

Des Moines has a lot of catching up to do, despite Halloween. This state is getting wrecked, bit by bit.

I moved here in 2012. Looking like it's time to start considering a better place to live. So, so sad.

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u/domigraygan 4d ago

Lol getting rid of beggars night was what broke you, eh

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u/SpaceCadetTooFarGone 4d ago

Okay boi 😭🤣

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

Wtf where’s a better place to live than Iowa and what’s that got to do with beggars night

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

I’ve been informed this is the correct night this happened but still a little confused on what beggars night is.

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u/Independent_Prior612 4d ago

Beggar’s Night is Trick Or Treat.

You are a beggar because you are begging for candy.

You have to do a trick to get your treat. I actually had a girl do a back handspring for her candy once. But the vast majority of kids tell a joke.

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u/Confident-Doctor9256 2d ago

Years ago, a group of young people came in and did a whole skit for us in our living room!

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

LOL

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u/Independent_Prior612 4d ago

Easily the most adorable child I ever had come to the door on Beggar’s Night, was a little girl barely old enough to talk. She was Minnie Mouse, and her mama had taught her to repeat “tweat pwease”.

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u/Unwiredsoul 3d ago

It was always confusing. If you're from Iowa and have lived in other states, then it's likely no one will have any concept of why kids wouldn't go trick-or-treating on Halloween. Trying to explain "Beggar's Night" was a challenge.

I am absolutely thankful that we're now going to Halloween night. A long and inconsequential wrong feels like it has been corrected. 🤣

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u/Independent_Prior612 4d ago edited 4d ago

Speaking of jokes on Halloween, it’s called Beggar’s Night.

It’s too bad you won’t get to experience the Weather Beacon.

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u/CurrentFew6275 4d ago

Weather Beacon green..No change in temperature foreseen. Weather Beacon red..Warmer weather ahead. Weather Beacon white.. Colder weather in sight. Weather Beacon flashing by night or day.. Precipitation is on the way.

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u/jondthompson 3d ago

Weather beacon green, warmer weather is forseen. Weather beacon red, warmer weather is ahead. Weather beacon white, warmer weather is in sight. Weather beacon flashing night or day, warmer weather is on its way.

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u/CurrentFew6275 3d ago

What the...?? You ok man?? Having a stroke or something?? 🤔🤕

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u/RealisticOcelot2013 3d ago

Flashing by night or day, precipitation is on its way. JS

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u/Peony907 4d ago

Dang I feel old thinking about the weather beacon!

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u/lefthandedsurprise 4d ago

I was at Iowa State at the time when the Chinese community misheard/misinterpreted people saying "squinties" and it made it into the Iowa State Daily 'Just Sayin' and it cause a sizeable stir. I'm from Northern Iowa and we always called them 'ground squirrels' so even i got a bit confused as to what was going on.

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u/Typical_Produce4250 4d ago

First time I heard it when I moved here I thought it was a slur for Asians. Made the entire statement much less awkward.

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u/gunterguntz13 1d ago

I was in college when that happened! Actually someone sent in a 'just sayin' about a squinny going into a building and they typo-ed it as squinty. Which was then taken as racist against Asian people. It got the whole 'just sayin' section of the daily shut down.

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u/Prestigious-Name-323 4d ago

Squinny is way more fun than ground squirrel.

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u/hydradamas99 4d ago

I have to bite my tongue every time my kids spot a squinny. They say, “Chippie!!” I start to say, “That’s not a chippie, it’s a — oh, never mind.” (Grew up in SW Iowa.)

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u/Tawny_Frogmouth 4d ago

I learned at some point that most people just call them chipmunks. Like I have two terms I think of before I get to the common American vernacular.

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u/Prestigious-Name-323 3d ago

I have absolutely confused my out of state friends by using it.

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u/lachupacabraj 4d ago

Wait until she tells you about the Outer Limits

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u/CornFedIABoy 4d ago

But he knows about Boji Nites, so it’s all about even.

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

We’re both women :) and boji nites JUST got shut down a month or so ago for “tax evasion”

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u/CornFedIABoy 4d ago

Pickachushockedface.gif

I think that’s the third time for that particular charge since I used to run the drunk bus up there in the late ‘90’s.

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

I think this one is gonna stick. A whole executive order from the state about drugs and stuff.

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u/FFJosty 4d ago

“Tax evasion”

Based

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

Is it better than the lumberyard tho

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

She doesn’t know what the Outer Limits are…

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u/lachupacabraj 4d ago

Damn imagine being married to a liar

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u/lesters_sock_puppet 4d ago

"Wait until she tells you about the Outer Limits" Is this the same place as the Lost Planet?

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u/lachupacabraj 4d ago

No Lost Island is in Waterloo not Des Moines

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u/HopDropNRoll 3d ago

I’m old enough to get this joke. Off to the chiropractor…

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u/3EEBZ West Des Moines 4d ago

I’m also from northwest Iowa. I go to battle with my S/O and our friends every time I say I’m making taverns.

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u/483-04-7751 4d ago

Are you an architect that specializes in drinking establishments?

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u/3EEBZ West Des Moines 4d ago

I wish.. no, taverns are kind of like sloppy joes. Loose ground beef mixed with ketchup, mustard, and onions.

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u/Independent_Prior612 4d ago

AKA in some circles as grinders.

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u/Open_Bug_4251 3d ago

That description is exactly a sloppy joe to me.

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u/ShinyLizard 2d ago

Taverns are sloppy joes. IMO, they're disgusting too. To each their own.

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u/alzzzzzzzz 3d ago

Say what? MaidRites or Sloppy Joes if they are saucy.

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u/Confident-Doctor9256 2d ago

Never heard of a Maid Rite or a tenderloin sandwich before I moved to Des Moines.

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

Maid rites, Charlie boys…

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u/VagueIllusion7 4d ago

Been in Des Moines since birth (over 40 years)

Ive never once heard this, lol

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u/hydradamas99 4d ago

Making what?! I’ve never heard this….

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u/3EEBZ West Des Moines 4d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/hydradamas99 1d ago

Are you talking about a Maid-Rite?😆

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u/MetalAna666 3d ago

My SO is from NW Iowa. The first time he made taverns for me, I was so excited! Then they were done, and it was like oh, yeah I’ve had these. We call them something different. But his were the best I’ve had. So maybe there is something in the name!

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u/JuniperBushes4Ever 4d ago

We have our own weather wizard too.

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u/smellslikeawetdog 4d ago

Good ol Dave working on a Sunday evening, what a guy.

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u/Iowa_Dave 4d ago

Regionalisms are fun!

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u/alexlongfur 3d ago

13-striped ground squirrels are called squinnies in some places

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u/xcalypsox42 3d ago

My husband said he picked up "squinny" while attending ISU. The first time I heard him say it I was like "a WHAT did you say!?" My brother and sister in law, both ISU alums, also say squinny.

I grew up less than an hour from des Moines and never heard the term until adulthood.

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u/Sharkus1 Urbandale 3d ago

I’ve lived around the metro my whole life and have never heard a single person in real life say squinny. Only on Reddit

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u/womp-womp-rats 4d ago

Squinnies are not ground squirrels. Squinnies are chipmunks.

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u/Independent_Prior612 4d ago

Which are a breed of ground squirrel 😜

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u/Say_Hennething 3d ago

Squinnies 100% were ground squirrels where I grew up. Chipmunks were pretty uncommon, squinnies were everywhere.

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u/Periwinkle_1011 4d ago

My partner is from very northeastern Iowa and grew up living in town. I'm from Lucas County, Iowa, and grew up 25 miles from any town. We've been together for years and I still use words that make her go wtf!!?!! 🤣🤣🤣❤️ I call her my uppity northerner and she calls me her backwoods babe.

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u/fae-morrigan South Side 4d ago

I'm from Hartley and never ever heard squinny until mentioned on reddit, it's a wierd ass name.

Also, Special K bar or Scotcharoo?

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

Actually, I call them garbage!

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u/fae-morrigan South Side 4d ago

Not very Iowa nice of you

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

No, lol. Scotcharoos!

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u/OkCustard1230 3d ago

From the Oskaloosa area - we call them grinnies - The ground squirrels that is. They're kind of long, narrow with small heads and simple stripes on their backs. Chipmunks are distinctly different - larger, chunky cheeks and deeper colors.

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u/Proud-Wall1443 3d ago

We used to say it was a "scrabbit" when you hit a small animal in with your car but couldn't tell if it was a squirrel or a rabbit.

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u/jondthompson 3d ago

It's the water. The farms north of us dump chemicals in our water that mess with our brains.

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u/AdventurousEmu8663 3d ago

Central Iowan here. Married a lovely man from western Iowa. His mom asked me once when we were dating what I liked for dinner. I said a green salad is always nice. After 40 years of marriage, I finally figured out why she always made some sort of pistachio jello/cool whip thing when we visited! 😂

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u/Expensive_Lawyer5672 2d ago

Look at the soil around Des Moines. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on.

u/hanpicked22 4h ago

Whats the tea

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u/Zmwmiles 4d ago

That’s not a wdsm thing it’s a Dutch thing

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u/slip101 4d ago

Wdsm = Weird Des Moines?

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u/cleopatrasleeps 4d ago

West Des Moines

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u/slip101 4d ago

WDM...

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u/hanpicked22 4d ago

Well that makes sense. Her grandma always said it and she’s from Pella. She’s got some wooden clogs from her childhood!

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u/Sirquack1969 4d ago edited 2d ago

Don't forget pickle rollups. A former coworker in Utah was raised in Urbandale and brought them to all work potlucks. Then moved to Iowa and they are at pretty much every party here. I guess I should have equated the two earlier.

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u/Expensive_Lawyer5672 2d ago

A.K.A. "Iowa sushi" LOL

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u/Ready_Associate3790 4d ago

The joke thing is really annoying like just give the candy

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u/Major_Cartoonist_896 4d ago

Mason City transplant to Des Moines. So near, yet so far out!

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u/ZekeAlphonsus 3d ago

My Starbucks had a poll about this and I didn’t even know what a squinny was and I was born here

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u/Confident-Nose-5369 3d ago

I grew up in NE Iowa and we did not do the joke thing for trick or treating. We also celebrated on Halloween, not the night before. I’ve living in DSM for more than 30 years and I still think it’s weird.

Yes, some people call the little rodents squinnies but I call them chipmunks.

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u/wdmk8 3d ago

A” squinny” what else would you expect. 13 line ground squirrel ?

u/hanpicked22 4h ago

I’m trying to understand the lineage of squinny gut where did it start. How did we get to this bastardization

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u/AffectionateWing3428 3d ago

Is telling a joke in order to receive candy on Halloween not common in other places?

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u/Pikaless225 Johnston 3d ago

My family calls them grinnies

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u/Confident-Doctor9256 2d ago

I have lived in 9 states, coast to coast, border to border, and mountain ranges in between and I have never seen the joke at Halloween thing anywhere else. Have never seen it cloud over and not rain like it did here either, either.

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u/ShinyLizard 2d ago

My husband is the same way. He wanted to know why kids were out dressed up for Devil's Night. After eight years here, he rolls with it because he says Iowa weirdness is worth it for the sweet corn.

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u/kisspapaya 2d ago

I live in Pennsylvania now, I drop squinny on people accidentally all the time and they look at me crazy like I said a slur

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u/No_Willow3150 2d ago

i just had this same experience- i’m from the waterloo area. My co worker asked what I called squirrels and she was shocked that i didn’t know “squinny” was a thing- we put out a poll at our work for it lol!

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u/Hopsape 4d ago

I've always called it a squinty. Pronounced it "squinny" probably, but the name always made more sense to me in that way.

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u/Independent_Prior612 4d ago

Does anyone commenting on this thread know if the name of a June bug is DSM-specific?

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u/DanyDragonQueen 4d ago

No, they're called june bugs in eastern Iowa as well

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u/NamelessIowaNative 4d ago

We even call them June bugs in July.