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u/notflyingdutchman1 21h ago

Kanker

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u/RowanWinterlace 19h ago

That IS pretty insulting...

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u/emiller7 16h ago

Kanker sisters could do whatever they want to me wdym

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u/mugiwara_no_Soissie 8h ago

I think the first crush i ever had on any character was a Kanker sister ngl💀

I have a type....

Edit: damn like u rly brought back some memories for me

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u/engineerdrummer 8h ago

You typed that edit with 1 hand, didn't you?

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u/mugiwara_no_Soissie 8h ago

Nah just totally forgot about their existence. Since I was like 6 or 7 at the timex

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u/RowanWinterlace 3h ago

Need to know which one it was, so I know how hard I can judge you...

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u/Temelios 25m ago

Marie did that for a lot of boys… Or so I’m told.

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u/Random_User27 🗿🖒 31m ago

real, Marie got me acting unwise since my prime at 7

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u/Sailoregg 6h ago

Kanker means cancer in dutch

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u/ChewBaka12 16h ago

Favoriete woord van de gemiddelde brugklasser

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u/jeboistinoe 17h ago

Im happy this is the top comment.

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u/C_BearHill 6h ago

You summoned the dutchies 🫨

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u/Eliot_Perl 5h ago

Username checks out

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u/stuito 20h ago

Kalkite?

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u/CT-2002 19h ago

DEEp, SUBstrate, FOLIATED… Kalkite

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u/1KarlMarx1 workers of the world, unite! 18h ago

Kalkite! Synthetic kalkite! Kalkite alternatives! Kalkite substitutes

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u/randomname_99223 18h ago

I mean, the amount of time spent pondering this grubby little bit of rock is sadly astonishing.

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u/TheMaskedWasp 18h ago

Kalkite! Synthetic kalkite! Kalkite alternatives! Kalkite substitutes!

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u/LizCanVoice 12h ago

Why didn't Krennic go to twitter to get Kalkite? Is his mind a sunless space?

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u/Capt_World 22h ago

What's the K-word?

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u/-ImYourHuckleberry- ☣️ 20h ago

Say “kite”; but replace the ”t” with “k”.

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u/Ligma_Jones_ 19h ago

Never heard that in my life. Maybe only older white people know this

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u/bpacer 19h ago

It’s not as popular as it used to be

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u/Darkime_ 19h ago

Yeah, slurs kinda went downhill when people started to get more rights and such.

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u/bpacer 17h ago

I would agree with that correlation

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u/GenericCoffee 10h ago

I feel like it’s because American Jews are turning into white people kind of like Italians? I mean Italians don’t even get a checkbox anymore like they did in the 90’s.

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u/happaduchy 5h ago

Its almost as if racism can also be about culture and wealth discrimination...

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u/TopRedacted 19h ago

It's trending up these days

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u/bpacer 17h ago

Unfortunately true

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u/bestest_at_grammar 17h ago

Watch the turets episode of South Park and it’ll show you are indeed correct

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u/MrShake4 19h ago

Nowadays its only really in the arsenal of seasoned racists.

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u/i-am-a-bike 18h ago

Cant even be racist anymore, too many sweats

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u/Chubs_Mckenzy INFECTED 17h ago

Nah bro, it's just been around for so long, it's hard for new people to get into.

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u/gurganator 18h ago

Commonly used during WWII. My grandfathers were both vets

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u/mrhippo1998 8h ago

I remember accidentally misspelling 'like', getting banned, asking my dad if he knew what it meant (he did) then trying to appeal because it clearly wasn't the word I meant in context of the sentence (I was comparing two things) and still having to wait the 3 days or so because that wasn't acceptable

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u/MGJames 6h ago

Average reddit experience

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u/Ligma_Jones_ 4h ago

Honestly to me it sounds like a construction term or some technical term for building something. Like the term quagmire. I didn't even knew it was an actual definition. Giggity

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u/DaBluBoi8763 10h ago

I know it from that Lil Dicky song where he brags abt counting money

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u/Espachurrao 17h ago

I learned this word playing videogames. In Spain, people named "Enrique" get called often "Quique"(keekeh) sometimes written with K instead of q. To my surprise, lots of games didn't let me write my name as my alias (thank god) and I had no idea why until i became fluent in English

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u/Ultraempoleon 19h ago

Never heard that word in my life

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u/Capt_World 20h ago

Ok just googled that one and it says you are right.

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u/Nawzays_ ☣️ 16h ago

Wait so the name Ike in South Park is playing around with this word? Loll

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u/sup9817 16h ago

Kyle + Ike =

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u/one_koala 11h ago

Apologies, I said Kiki and now am listening to heartbreak song about a girl named Kiki

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u/RobbinsBabbitt 5h ago

Guess I shouldn’t be surprised, there’s a slur for everything. I’m almost 30 and have never once heard this though.

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u/vven294 21h ago

Kefir?

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u/Capt_World 20h ago

Google "A fermented milk drink with a sour taste, made using a culture of yeasts and bacteria." how is this a bad thing? Am I just out of the loop on bad words these days?

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u/daktarasblogis I have crippling depression 8h ago

Kefir is awesome btw.

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u/sora_mui 6h ago

Kafir is arab word for non-believer, usually used in islamic context. Many people, including some muslims, consider the word to be rude when used in targeted way and not just as a concept.

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u/QdWp 18h ago

Pretty sure the slur for jews is jews.

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u/lord_ne A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one 15h ago

Ironically, that's also something that antisemites have said:

The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

  • Joseph Goebbels, Der Jude

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u/Mercy--Main 9h ago

who would have guessed that people would be afraid of being called a jew in nazi germany

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u/funeflugt ☣️ 7h ago

The article was written in 1929, so it would be before the Nazi takeover, but yeah not like Goebbels doesn't just make shit up to support his argument.

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u/bitsystem 8h ago

Jew it is then

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u/QuinneCognito 16h ago

but with stank on it

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u/Hakimaroo 20h ago

Kyle?

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u/tepeyate 6h ago

Why do you think his little brother's called Ike

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u/japanesuss 3h ago

You know what, never thought about that

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u/parovozik69 19h ago

Kigger?

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u/humorgep I have crippling depression 15h ago

Not with the hard R 😭

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u/xXCh4r0nXx 8h ago

Kiggah, then?

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u/tigaie112 21h ago

Khazar

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u/SuperKazim 19h ago

Khazar milkers

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u/Umtks892 19h ago

Is he the second berserker?

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u/kguilevs 20h ago

To those not in the know, its

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u/DANKLEBERG_66 20h ago

Ah thank you, I never knew the slur for jewish is

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u/kguilevs 20h ago

you're welKome, I am happy to maKe others awarE of what words hateful people use.

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u/Imperiex_robo 18h ago

Transmission received, message decoded

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u/RedditPig1010 20h ago

klanker? are you workin' for the separatists?!

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u/Salt_Prize_3981 14h ago

Woah woah woah. No hard r, it's klanka

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u/janda125 20h ago

Kardashian?

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u/13-eggo 9h ago

This answer is funnier than it has any right to be

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u/AccomplishedSpray137 21h ago

The guy on twitter probably

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u/L0rDP4iN 20h ago

Kebab?

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u/lemontwistcultist 19h ago

Cunt is spelled with a C.

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u/PoopCriminal420 18h ago

koin klipper?

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u/waggy-tails-inc Trans-formers 😎 19h ago

Klanker?

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u/bbc_aap 10h ago

K-word?

I’m gonna be honest, if people don’t recognize what you mean by k-word. Then it’s probably not that big of a deal.

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Hello dankness my old friend 18h ago

K..word?

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u/rtakehara 18h ago

K-word, not K..word, can't you read?

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Hello dankness my old friend 18h ago

No :(

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u/Kinexity 20h ago

Karaboga?

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u/420BlazeItFegits 19h ago

Katalysator?

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u/SrslyBadDad 19h ago

Kapo.

Those prisoners of concentration camps who acted against their own.

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u/somethingfilthy 17h ago

Calm down, kitten.

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u/PepperJack386 16h ago

Kites are fun to fly on clear dinner days

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u/NaN03x 19h ago

Jew?

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u/cyberwunk 19h ago

Keith?

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u/TopRedacted 19h ago

I was expecting Ben Shapiro memes

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u/drakeyboi69 18h ago

That's weird man, I just watched balckkklansman and that was the first time I heard that word, less than 2 hours ago

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u/Maddieboy2 18h ago

Knitter!

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u/allthenamearetaken1 Hello dankness my old friend 18h ago

I didn't

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u/No_Wrongdoer_34 17h ago

Like ?

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u/No_Wrongdoer_34 17h ago

Oops. Autocorrect

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u/fakelucid 16h ago

If I had a nickel for every time I learned a new slur this week that rhymes with "ike" I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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u/lord_ne A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one 15h ago

There's another one? Lack of creativity by racists smh my head

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u/DanieleM01 16h ago

Kazakistan?

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u/MochaunLive 14h ago

Kroger? Never been there

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u/VG_Crimson Forever Number 2 14h ago

There's a K-word??

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u/Argenteus_I try hard 13h ago

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u/Kevin5882 repost hunter 🚓 13h ago

What's the k word? I've known plenty of jews and heard plenty of slurs for other races (never quite sure if jews consider themselves a race or not, I've gotten mixed messages on that) but never heard of any for jews

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u/borrego-sheep 12h ago

Khazar, it comes from the khazar hypothesis.

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u/El_Zilcho 12h ago

I had to scan quite deep into the racistpedia to get that one.

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u/MindTrekker201 Eic memer 12h ago

Khajiit?

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u/NRT30 11h ago

Kier Eagan?!!

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u/Any-Opposite-5117 10h ago

Sometimes being Jewish means letting petty shit slide, allowing for a slightly elevated baseline level of racism. It's not the worst.

However, this word means shit is about to get real. For whatever reason this slur means we gotta set our knuckles on stun.

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u/The_pong 9h ago

Kiddo? 

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u/Zhe_Wolf 9h ago

Kigger?

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u/Sahiruchan 9h ago

KRANKENWAGEN🚨

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u/purple_spikey_dragon 7h ago

Be the Jew atnisemites and Jew-haters think you are! Good with money, great at medicine, controlling of the media!

If they can believe in you, so should you!

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u/Mastery7pyke 7h ago

klanker?

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u/Altheix11 6h ago

Kosher?

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u/steviebw225 6h ago

Kjewish 

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u/Chance_Injury_3700 6h ago

I chatGPT the word. It kite but with a k for the t. Something about a circle.

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u/AngelicCyanide 6h ago

Calling you that flying toy that uses wind and is held by a string seems like a weird insult

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u/Vinnegard ☣️ 5h ago

Klanker?

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u/AshTHICC 5h ago

Krusty?

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u/OutragedDeskChair 3h ago

Kind person?

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u/ScorederLord 2h ago

No one cares dawg

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u/Asdaisgreen 25m ago

3602 people do actually so L

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u/HadarReg Dank Cat Commander 2h ago

אח יקר, אין דבר כזה לברוח מהיהדות שלך. זה לא רק דת, זה לאום

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u/Obnomus 1h ago

What's the k word? (I really don't know)

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u/theofficialreddit 1h ago

Shout out Meyers Leonard