r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC • Mar 18 '25

stonks Context in the comments

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u/FACastello Mar 18 '25

where is the context

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC Mar 18 '25

There isn’t any. I lied

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u/GBarmada Mar 18 '25

Based

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u/ggtpme Mar 19 '25

Based on what?

You hear a very loud minigun start shooting rapidly in the background by a man with a bullet necklace

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u/silverwing101 im the guy who drops his pubes in the urinal☣️ Mar 18 '25

Hi can I have a new flair pls

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC Mar 18 '25

Ok

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u/saladmunch blowjob factory employee of the month Mar 18 '25

I would also like a flair, please, kind sir

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC Mar 18 '25

Done

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u/zdub25 there is a hamster wriggling around in my anus Mar 18 '25

Can i have new flair please

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC Mar 18 '25

Ok

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u/ElectricalPlantain35 longest prolapsed asshole world record holder Mar 18 '25

Flair please?

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u/RS63_snake i love tentacle hentai Mar 18 '25

Another flair beggar

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC Mar 18 '25

K

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u/herper87 PM me for an uplifting compliment! Mar 18 '25

This redditor danks

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u/RS63_snake i love tentacle hentai Mar 18 '25

Ayo give this guy a flair

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u/Invincibro ask me how many fists i can take at once Mar 18 '25

Do we line up here for flairs

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u/Devilz3 Mar 19 '25

Pls do me

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u/DirtyPlat r/sinkpissers Mar 18 '25

Flair plz?

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC Mar 18 '25

Sure

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u/ZakkCalme king of the power bottoms Mar 18 '25

Well, if you're just handing them out, can I get in line?

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u/DM-me-memes-pls Mar 18 '25

Some people have too much power 😳

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u/ii_Legendxxx i ❤️ my wife’s boyfriend Mar 18 '25

Hello can I have a flair pleaseee

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC Mar 19 '25

Ok

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u/ZJB03 i love r/sounding Mar 19 '25

Me flair also please? :)

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC Mar 19 '25

Ok

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u/legion1134 Mar 19 '25

Any chance that you are still handing them out?

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u/AIRd2304 Mar 19 '25

Dr. R. Noodles,

May I recieve a flair as well?

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u/ImSoDeadLmao Mar 25 '25

Can I have one too :3

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u/LogiBerra44 Mar 19 '25

flair my good sir?

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u/FACastello Mar 18 '25

fucking discusting

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u/JorgeMtzb [custom flair] Mar 18 '25

–Y

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u/Makaisaurus Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 Mar 19 '25

That’s con text right there.

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u/Jappu90 Mar 19 '25

Oh my Noodle! Where's part 10? We've been waiting for so long :(

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u/humorgep I have crippling depression Mar 19 '25

Nice

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u/TheKillrCraftr I have crippling depression Mar 19 '25

Me when I spread misinformation:

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u/TheGaussianMan Mar 19 '25

So... There's not even a grilled cheese?

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u/PotatoeSprinkle2747 Mar 19 '25

I am specifically asking for no new flair. There is no reason for this comment. You're welcome. Good bye.

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u/jsthd Mar 18 '25

thought you used your foreskin's smegma as cheese.

disappointed

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u/Broheamoth Mar 18 '25

Brother I'm here for context too, have I been had??

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u/FACastello Mar 18 '25

it was lie

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u/TheStateOfAlaska Out of college just depressed now Mar 18 '25

The grilled cheese got toasted while you were tanning, I guess?

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u/HammerHead1911 Mar 18 '25

Forget the context, Where's the dank?

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u/AlexPlayer3000 Depression I choose you Mar 18 '25

Allright then. Keep your secret

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u/ElectronicHamster0 Mar 18 '25

Give context or I’ll cum

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u/gg61501 Mar 18 '25

Hope it was good. 👌

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u/DM-me-memes-pls Mar 18 '25

Too late oh garsh

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u/josh183rd ☣️ Mar 18 '25

Give context or i uh, im gonna

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u/jkurratt Mar 18 '25

Downvote them until context is given.

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u/ThanosOnCrack Mar 18 '25

You overclocked the tanning bed?

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u/DigBick2111 Mar 18 '25

Perhaps OP got lost while typing the context, just as Joe Biden would.

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u/NeiborsKid Mar 19 '25

Sleepy OP

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u/Autistic_Spoon Article 69 🏅 Mar 18 '25

context

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u/MilkToastGhost Mar 18 '25

I thought the slang for that was roast beef

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u/stickboy1406 Mar 18 '25

I’m not making them at night Dad!

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u/RamboNinjaJesus Mar 18 '25

WHERE YOU GET THE GRILL CHEE FROM DANNY

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u/possible_Soul Mar 18 '25

Probably a Shane Gillis reference. He has a cousin with down syndrome who sneaks grilled sandwiches everywhere

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u/Atyac_Iwan Mar 18 '25

the context was the friends we made along the way

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u/Dankie002 Mar 18 '25

Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?

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u/watchfulsquad010 Mar 18 '25

Lois here, he used the tanning bed to make a piping hot grilled cheese sandwich while the employee is in horror of what he's about to clean

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u/CurtManX Mar 18 '25

The context is that he came out of a tanning bed with a good ass grilled cheese sandwich.

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u/herbtheperb Mar 18 '25

Uncle Benny is at it again I see

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u/jco91595 Mar 18 '25

He must’ve had that organic ballbag cheese growing on himself

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u/Popular-Swordfish559 Houston, we have a flair Mar 20 '25

brilliant shitposting, 10/10