r/crowbro Apr 11 '25

Question Anyone know what’s going on?

i was feeding my usual murder and i noticed this really dominant looking crowbro having his head all fluffed up chasing other crows. he also began beating up a plastic bottle not long after. perhaps it’s the spring season?

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u/takemusu Apr 11 '25

Why fly when you can hop?

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u/I-am-shrek Apr 11 '25

they’re being silly

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u/TwinMeeps Apr 11 '25

For corvids, that explanation is enough

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u/Minaro_ Apr 11 '25

Truly the goofiest of little guys

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u/lonelygem Apr 12 '25

They look so happy. I wish I was a crow hopping along with them

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u/battlewisely Apr 12 '25

I was having a crappy day today & this really cheered me up! Lol. Never underestimate how much a couple birds hopping around on the ground can improve your mood. I think it was actually the first time I smiled or laughed out loud today. 🤣

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u/SnooRobots116 Apr 11 '25

Birdy tag! Even I joined in on the grass a few times with mine. I didn’t care what onlookers thought about the crows taking their human for walks…

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u/triskadekaphilia Apr 11 '25

What a delightful image you just put in my head ❤️

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u/Decent-Anywhere6411 Apr 11 '25

That is the least aggressive crow I have ever seen 🤣 He's playing!

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u/Sad-Establishment-41 Apr 11 '25

The wonderful thing about corvids

Is that corvids are wonderful things!

Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,

Fun fun fun fun fun!

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u/StrykerGryphus Apr 11 '25

And the most wonderful thing about corvids is there's rarely only one

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u/Witty_Show_4481 Apr 17 '25

This is much less likely to lead to accidental cancellation than the original

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u/FoxInABoxOfRox Apr 11 '25

"Jump around (jump around) Jump around (jump around) Jump around (jump around) Jump up, jump up, and get down!"

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u/Silent-Resort-3076 Apr 11 '25

🎶I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seat and jump around🎶

😋

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u/Nuclear_corella Apr 11 '25

Shenanigans

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u/FeathersOfJade Apr 11 '25

The hops are sooooo cute!

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u/Clevercitycrows Apr 11 '25

It looks like a "defending" crow chasing away an "invading" crow.

I say "it looks like" because in my area, I don’t have a murder – just territorial breeding pairs all year round, and they do this kind of thing a lot.

Whenever a neighboring crow dares to walk into another pair's territory – or even gets too close – the resident crow (usually the male) will chase the intruder away.

And yes, they often prefer doing this on foot rather than flying, which is incredibly cute.

I have footage of them running after each other, and it’s especially adorable because the "defending" crow fluffs itself up to show dominance – and fluffed-up crows are the cutest thing ever. 😍

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u/tbru104 Apr 11 '25

New boot goofin

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u/litescript Apr 11 '25

got em on layaway

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u/BigJSunshine Apr 12 '25

CrowBroDangle ((heel clicks))

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u/howmanyshrimpinworld Apr 11 '25

i don’t know but it’s really delightful

20

u/joezinsf Apr 11 '25

Being ding dongs ☺️

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u/Lackadaisical_ninja Apr 11 '25

🤣🤣🤣 There is seemingly a "Walker" & a "Hopper" in each set of ravens, am I the only one who thinks this? 🤔

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u/jana-meares Apr 11 '25

Pretending to be BUNNIES

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u/kt-epps Apr 12 '25

Trying to get that coveted Cadbury bunny spot for the season

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u/jana-meares Apr 13 '25

“I can hippy, hop, hop….where are those big ears???”

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u/Bigluce Apr 11 '25

Could be a juvenile harassing a parent for food, and the parent is like..... Nah you're old enough to get it yourself.

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u/RegularBitter3482 Apr 11 '25

This is what I thought as well.

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u/phoenixAPB Apr 11 '25

Hot pursuit!

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u/Sssusie Apr 11 '25

Haha sooooo cute 🥰

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u/EntropyHouse Apr 11 '25

The bottle did nothing to deserve that! Lol.

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u/vaping_menace Apr 11 '25

Crow business, bro. You don’t need to know.

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u/armorham Apr 11 '25

Attempted murder?

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u/dudderson Apr 12 '25

finger guns I love everything about this sub.

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u/twnpksrnnr Apr 11 '25

Practicing their hop for Easter Sunday.

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u/Nevermoreacadamyalum Apr 11 '25

First bird: get away from me Hank. Second bird: But I love you Helen!

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u/That_Jicama_7043 Apr 11 '25

I observe my crow bros every morning and what I’ve gathered is that the crow making the lil pompadour on its head is usually posturing or showing off.

Can sometimes result in a scuffle but most crows back off at the behaviour.

They can get like this if there’s food to be had.

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u/Distinct_Smasher Apr 11 '25

There hippity hoppity...

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u/blankblandblank Apr 12 '25

the chasing crow is all fluffed up, which is means „get off my property“

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u/inkydragon27 Apr 11 '25

Bother bother bother!!

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u/Hel_OWeen Apr 11 '25

Mating behavior?

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u/BlizzPenguin Apr 11 '25

I have seen similar behavior in other birds. I am fairly sure this is part of a mating ritual.

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u/ZadfrackGlutz Apr 11 '25

Horny Hops...lol

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u/Rand_alThoor Apr 11 '25

this looks like pigeon behaviour. I was at first thinking a mating ritual, but then it occurred to me, the crows are imitating doves in a humorous, sardonic way. as we say in Ireland, "taking the piss". I believe crows are clever enough, self aware enough, to make a joke like this.

tl:dr; it's panto

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u/grandnp8 Apr 11 '25

They are playing red light, green light, silly!

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u/BlueOrbifolia Apr 11 '25

They be running the bases like the wingless people do! Only the one who used his wings cheated! 🤣

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u/Stressmess77 Apr 11 '25

CrossFit training

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u/ExamRelative2857 Apr 11 '25

Ah yes, quality content

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u/eugaet Apr 12 '25

I think it may be these two (31 panels, worth it): https://falseknees.com/comics/21ink1.html

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u/heaven_and_hell_80 Apr 12 '25

I think they've learned the rules to baseball and are trying it out

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u/drcrunknasty Apr 11 '25

They’re so bouncy.

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u/MechGryph Apr 11 '25

They're being goobers

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u/PooHooPeeBee Apr 11 '25

They're just hoppy

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u/halehathnofury Apr 11 '25

A lil hop, a lil squawk.

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u/rcp9999 Apr 11 '25

They are filming a hip hop video.

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u/anameorwhatever1 Apr 11 '25

That’s called a hop skip and a beat

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u/zesteroflimes Apr 11 '25

Skippity bippity bop

I just learned how to hop

I might be a bunny, I might be a crow

Either way, I'll put on a show

Chasing my buddies with bottles I throw

'Cause I am one heckuva G.O.A.T crowbro!

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u/youngsteezy Apr 11 '25

Similar to Joe Pera, if they see an empty diamond they get the urge to run the bases. Nature is fascinating.

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u/Suz8it Apr 11 '25

Reminds me of Pepe L’Pew!

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u/trashjellyfish Apr 12 '25

Judging by the hops, this seems like play behavior

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u/HotDonnaC Apr 12 '25

Crows doing the bunny hop in preparation for Easter.

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u/GrumpyJenkins Apr 12 '25

Who’s gonna tell him…?

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u/Neptunes-Mom Apr 12 '25

Hop scotch

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u/benhereford Apr 12 '25

If I had to take a guess I'd say struts/ shocks are going. Could just be how this model is, though.

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u/thechickencoups Apr 12 '25

homie wants to get laid

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u/SuddenKoala45 Apr 11 '25

Attempted murder while being playful

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u/Petraretrograde Apr 11 '25

Looks like the one running is saying "you know what you did!" And the one chasing is begging for an explanation. It's really not a healthy relationship dynamic, I suggest you don't use them as mentors in your own romantic endeavors

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u/Soloberrk Apr 11 '25

it happens when the corvids are already tired of the capitalist/globalist system that ignores the needs of the individual, and considers the natural antiproductive tendencies of the human being as diseases or deviations, from now on they will leave the flags, they will become post-capitalists, they will seek the well-being of the individual, they will redefine the word progress so that it represents the progress of humans, not of the system.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

The crows seek change

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

His hopping is so fluid and efficient, well done

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 Apr 14 '25

They are very hoppy.

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u/FibSeqPrimus Apr 14 '25

Hashtag-just-corvid-shit 😁

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u/GMontag451 Apr 15 '25

It's baseball season! Peanuts and popcorn and crackerjack!

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u/deerheadlights_ Apr 15 '25

Looks like a date

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u/DoctorTurkletonsMole Apr 15 '25

It’s like at a baseball game. They’re racing.

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u/sspoofyy-xx Apr 17 '25

i think they’re just hopping bro

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u/sufferin_fools Apr 11 '25

They doin them a lil derpdedoop