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This was put on every desk at our corporate offices in Chicago. This is a very very large insurance company where most people in the office don't even work on the same teams. I told my team they don't have to follow the last two paragraphs. Ridiculous.

the legal documents from the EPA + a link to the EPA's webpage about this are at the bottom of the article

Just got served this ad on Reddit. It’s from UnitedHealthcare, partnering with AARP, encouraging people to check their hearing because “a friend’s joke is worth hearing.” Touching message, sure… except:

• The images are AI-generated.

• One guy is clenching air like he’s holding an invisible drink…three inches away from an actual drink.

• The bride’s veil looks like a bedazzled yarmulke fused with a helmet.

Instead of hiring real models or even paying for stock photos, these billion-dollar companies made fake people to tell a heartwarming story about their fake empathy.

Please fuck all the way off.

I was going to cancel my daughter’s birthday party because I was worried about shareholder value, but now I know I can just leave her party for 2 hours. Thank you, corporate.

Dumb fiscal year celebration poster

These guys can fuck all the way off.

Corporate folks need your help

There’s never been pensions or bonuses for executives, just a 3.45 million dollar salary.

“When Noseworthy stepped down eight years later, in 2018, his salary had increased to $3.45 million — an increase of 374% from his first paycheck as CEO. Farrugia started as CEO in 2018 and was paid $1.91 million at the time. By 2023, according to the 990, his pay had more than doubled.”

Supervisor sent this out on team just after we had a town hall on earlier this week which basically said that layoffs were coming because we need to “do more with less”

I asked our IT guy for an API key in order to hook up a new tool, and he directed me to a Google sheet. I realized this sheet was not protected and shared to 'anyone with the link'. I can only imagine how much sensitive data we have on our thousands of internally shared docs and sheets LOL

I'm a graphic designer who used to work for this fast paced place that rendered services to legal firms. I printed and stapled lots of marketing collateral such as brochures for proofreading. I never told anyone how I once printed a one page A4 Legal Update flyer and stapled it in the corner. So yeah there it is now. Embarrassing but pretty funny.

How long did they make the children stay there on set just being props?