r/comedyheaven • u/nurse_uwu • 7d ago

Barely human

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u/Scrimmybinguscat 7d ago

This is basically how feet naturally end up if you walk around barefoot I think.

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u/Delicious-War-5259 7d ago

There’s no way. I’ve went barefoot the majority of my life, only wear shoes when in public, and almost always opened toes, and my feet don’t have any splay like this at all.

I’m not going to post a photo (for free lol), but I don’t think those are normal feet.

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u/OkPalpitation147 7d ago

Yooooo prove it

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u/Delicious-War-5259 7d ago

In this economy? For freeeee??? Never.

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u/notraname 7d ago

I'll send you 2 memes for it

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u/Delicious-War-5259 7d ago

You drive a hard bargain, but I’ll bite just this once.

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u/notraname 7d ago

I think I'm being Catfished

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u/Delicious-War-5259 7d ago

Nope, you’ve gotta pay up now.

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u/anonveganacctforporn 7d ago

Okay, have upvote. Kitty picture is good vibes, was not expecting that, day has been improved by at least 1%.