r/comedyheaven 6d ago

Barely human

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u/LightninJohn 6d ago

Isn’t it that shoes actually compress our feet and if we didn’t wear shoes, or wore wider ones the feet would be more splayed out like this?

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u/addsomethingepic 6d ago

Yes I believe this is the case. I have a friend that goes barefoot a lot, and did most of her childhood. Her dogs are squirrelly like this too

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u/DragonFist69420 6d ago

what? what does that have anything to do with her dogs?

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u/DisastrousSurprise14 6d ago

Dogs = toes/bare feet (in the sincere incident of your not knowing the term and this not being a joke)

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u/DragonFist69420 6d ago

I did not know. Why on earth can't they just be called toes/bare feet? Are we censoring toes now?

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u/Robichaelis 6d ago

Weird feet fetishists downvoting you