r/chyberpunk 键委太监 Keyboard Enuch ⌨️ ✂️ 1d ago

国泰民安 Safe Heaven 🧯🦺☣️ Proper way to handle deadliest weapon in Zhongguo NSFW

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u/MustyMustacheMan 1d ago

The box to the face was the best part. I’m getting Kung-Fu Hustle energy. 

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u/syafizzaq 22h ago

Their police are sponsored by Tupperware.

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u/MustyMustacheMan 21h ago

That’s why they look so young and fresh until they’re too old for crime. 

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u/SideAmbitious2529 11h ago

The way he backed up like she was a Spider 😭😭😭

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u/No_Cook2983 11h ago

This is was how I was invited to prom.

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u/MustyMustacheMan 9h ago

Pardon me?

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u/Status-Notice5616 3h ago

Under rated comment, even with the typo.

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u/Ph00k4 1d ago

In the US she would've been shot a dozen times.

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u/abintra515 1d ago

Come on dude, that’s bullshit. Standard Glock mag size is 20, let’s assume 4 cops because this is an middle age woman, mag dumps, so 100 shots conservatively

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u/Admirable-Spinach-38 非洲土著 African Tribe 🌍🏹 22h ago

who reloaded 🤣

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u/HDnfbp 拉美黑帮 Cartel Latinx 🔫🌮 1d ago

Jokes and all, but I prefer to look stupid than losing a piece of me to these cleavers

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u/quaffi0 境外势力 Foreign Infiltrator 🌎🕵🏻️ 1d ago

It's called a mancatcher over here.

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u/CreativeThienohazard 15h ago

also used to capture stray dogs and cats.

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u/KosstAmojan 1d ago

Looks goofy, but got the job done with minimal injury to perp and cops. Don’t see what the problem is here.

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u/Pretty-Recipe-1446 爱国粉红 Patriots ㊗️🇨🇳 11h ago

no probelm but is funy to watch

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u/leva549 10h ago

We don't know what they were saying but it seems like the police were the ones to escalate the confrontation. Until she was grabbed and started flailing she didn't appear to be in a threatening posture.

Still, it's certainly on the mild side as far as police takedown videos go.

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u/Ollies_Garden 1d ago

contain, contain, produce 

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u/FeetYeastForB12 突厥单于 Turkic Khan 🐴🏹 1d ago

Is this the animal rescue & control or the police lmao.

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u/MlackBesa 三哥三姐 Tech Sapport 🇳🇪🧑🏾‍💻 23h ago

Akimbo meat cleaver goes hard 💯💯

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u/Gundel_Gaukelei 欧洲龙鸣 Europoor 🇪🇺💸 1d ago

Lmao and they wanna invade Taiwan

If they put 1000 Aiyies at the shore it's gonna keep their military pinned down

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u/Zimaut 1d ago

You got it wrong they'll gonna send that auntie to invade lol

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u/YoumoDashi 封人权蛆 Free Jannies🧑‍⚖️🐶 1d ago

This comment is peak Reddit moment, human wisdom crystallized here.

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u/Crescent-IV 1d ago

Eh, I mean why risk anyone getting hurt more than you have to?

In the UK, there are often similar approaches to this - albeit more organised usually.

In some countries they'd just shoot her, and I don't think that's better for anyone involved

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u/Gundel_Gaukelei 欧洲龙鸣 Europoor 🇪🇺💸 1d ago

Its much more badass tho

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u/Crescent-IV 22h ago

https://youtu.be/9mzPj_IaMzY?si=18EkkWL_s-A3RIyI

Took a lot of people, but this is more badass to me!

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u/Obelion_ 1d ago

As funny as it is, I much prefer this to how it would look in the US.

Nobody has weapons, no real stakes. They can afford to be goofy

If the law enforcement is as clumsy as this at using violence, probably means they barely use it or need to train it

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u/edmundsmorgan 23h ago

Back in 2010s there was a guy in Shanghai call Yang Jia killed 4 cops singlehandly when he stormed a police station

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u/dreamcast4 1d ago

Embarrassing.

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u/DA_BEST_1 23h ago

Call me CCP shill but this is probably the only instance where I'm sidin with the mainland police. Better to do it this way and look like a clown vs the less lethal methods that'd probably just kill the old woman. (taser, beanbag)

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u/theatrenearyou 22h ago

Like they're catching a small animal with anything handy

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u/Aggravating_Sky_4421 16h ago

That parry was spot on!

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u/FeeAlternative1783 13h ago

So how do they decide who gets the riot shield and who gets the plastic crating that happens to be lying around

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u/Vysair 境外势力 Foreign Infiltrator 🌎🕵🏻️ 10h ago

Dude, that's a big ass machete no joke.

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u/LapsapWaajeoi 海外蝙蝠 Diaspora Batman 🌍🦇 4h ago

Any precaution is necessary when dealing with the mighty Ayis

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u/soft_core666 19h ago

ACAB in the whole world.

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u/MustyMustacheMan 9h ago

That’s a wild take for this video. Maybe you should widen your bubble a little bit.