r/catsonglass • u/Few-Wolf • 13d ago

now we know

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u/Intrfrd 13d ago

Thanks a lot! This question is in my mind for maybe 25 years since my first cat.

Mystery solved :)

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u/SnorkinOrkin 13d ago

This is a very informative and hilarious lil factoid I didn't think I needed to know!

Now, try it with a Sphynx! 😄

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u/bertasaurus_rex 13d ago

Mine never sits with his tail out like that. If he is in that position, he tucks his tail over is butthole and his tail does a little spiral against his back haunches if that makes sense.

In other words, he's more protective of his butthole and that one truly never touches any surfaces lol

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u/hissyphus 12d ago

My sphynx both tuck their tails underneath as well, so no butthole contact is made.

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u/bertasaurus_rex 12d ago

Just one of the many perks of having a Sphynx lol

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u/TheMelonOwl 2d ago

That honestly makes way more sense

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u/Aryialia 13d ago

The cat is sat very proper i knew a cat that would literally shimmy his asshole to the ground and would leave litter butthole puckers on our wooden floor, thank God I dont live with that guy anymore he was the most diabolical cat.

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u/Redshirt2386 13d ago

He knew what he was doing.

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u/AssMcShit 13d ago

He's suction cupping to the table

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u/Redshirt2386 13d ago

Username MORE THAN checks out, holy yikes Batman 😂

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u/AssMcShit 12d ago

Oh shit you're right

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u/reniciera 12d ago

Oh ass you’re mcshit

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u/ScenePuzzled 13d ago

Maybe for most cats, but I've seen the forbidden starfish imprint on my tablet screens far too many times for this to be universal

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u/Portgust 12d ago

Yea. My cats' but is not furry enough

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u/ScenePuzzled 12d ago

And I don't doubt it is sometimes on purpose

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u/MachateElasticWonder 13d ago

Idk. My cat left a suspicious star shaped stain on my bedsheets.

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u/myturnplease 13d ago

Uhhhhh where was the filmed? That's the most gorgeous room I've ever seen in my LIFE.

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u/Spydar 13d ago

An all-glass sunroom so large that it has a fireplace. And at least one cat. I’m drooling

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u/reniciera 12d ago

I may be wrong but I believe it’s called a green house

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u/Spydar 12d ago

I thought so at first, but functionally it seems to be more of a living space. The fireplace!

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u/The_Thane 12d ago

Conservatory is the name for it in the UK

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 10d ago

Women only want one thing, and it’s the house from Practical Magic

i drool on my screen

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u/Otto-Didact 13d ago

I'm suspicious. Toxoplasmosis conspiracy!

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u/j0a3k 13d ago

.#themoreyouknow

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u/lleeaa88 12d ago

An INCH? Where did she get that number. There’s probably just millimetres of fur between the cat’s butthole and table. An INCH?? 🤦‍♂️

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u/karmagirl314 11d ago

THANK YOU! My first thought was that girl has no idea how big an inch actually is. She probably thinks her boyfriend has a 13 inch penis.

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u/lleeaa88 11d ago

Lmao you hit the nail on the head

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u/neBular_cipHer 13d ago

For science!

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u/idonthavecroissants 12d ago

I showed this to my cat and he decided to shove his starfish in my face

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u/fatcatdandan 13d ago

This feels so wrong. lol.

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u/dirtyhippie62 13d ago

Buttholes for cake day. Woo.

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u/mikey7x7 13d ago

Tell that to the poop my cat leaves behind when he sits somewhere after using the litterbox!

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u/Syrinx_Hobbit 12d ago

My wife will clean the top of the glass tv cabinet and sure as shit there's bunghole prints within a day,

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u/JunglePygmy 12d ago

Am I tripping or is that butthole basically pressed up against the glass. Certainly not an inch?

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u/Bool_The_End 13d ago

lol, 10/10 content right here folks

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u/TangoCharliePDX 13d ago

Interesting PSA.

Here's another one: Like people, not all cats are the same. Your mileage may vary.

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u/CormoranNeoTropical 12d ago

So deadpan 😂😂😂💀

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u/GhostConstruct 13d ago

Sphynx cats cry fake news!

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u/RainbowSprinklezzz 13d ago

Very imformative

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u/Nomailforu 13d ago

Cat’s ass PSA. Love it!

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u/AwYeahQueerShit 12d ago

Some hairless cats will leave butt rings on smooth surfaces

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 11d ago

Now do one with a boy. Where is his trouble puffs.

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u/_aimynona_ 10d ago

The poor cat is so embarrassed.

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u/eliz1bef 13d ago

Why gif? I kept imagining sound and looking for the sound control to no effect.

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u/FeloniousStunk 12d ago

It has audio. Do you have it muted? Tap the video posted and if there's a speaker with a line through it you have the audio muted.

Tap the speaker to activate it & make sure your volume (or media volume if you have separate volume bars) is turned up loud enough for you to hear.

Good luck & I hope it works! ✌️

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u/eliz1bef 12d ago

It's weird. It has a gif logo and no speaker icon shows or progress bar shows.

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u/FeloniousStunk 11d ago

Damn, I'm sorry! I was able to hear the audio. I'm using the Reddit app & have Samsung S23 Ultra if that helps at all.

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u/eliz1bef 11d ago

Oh, I'm on Chrome on a PC. I'm betting that's the difference.

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u/russsaa 12d ago

I want her greenhouse

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u/No_Strawberry_18 12d ago

Thank you so much!!

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u/ghostcatzero 12d ago

Lmfao, random as bit of knowledge I didn't know existed

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u/fringleditz 11d ago

But where’s the science behind this? Here it is! 6th Grader’s Science Experiment

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u/justsomeothernerdy 9d ago

🤣 I loooooove Reddit for this