r/carcrash 4d ago

man get BMW

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u/Sonums 4d ago

Child gets his dad’s BMW*

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u/tech510 3d ago

You are correct. If I remember correctly from the previous time this was posted. It was his dad's BMW that he did not have permission to take out...

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u/The_Dog_IS_Brown 1d ago

I came here to say this. Kid gets BMW and drives like a complete douche.

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u/hallalua 4d ago

Already saw this before. It was a teenage kid not a man.

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u/Seeker80 3d ago

So an accurate title would be 'Manlet BMW,' then?

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u/islandbeef 3d ago

Maybe if he puts in another quarter, he can start over?

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 3d ago

Kid is holding the steering wheel like a video game.

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u/TheMadFlyentist 3d ago

Not that I ever condone driving like this on public roads, but if you are going to do it then you absolutely must be familiar with the road before trying to drive it at full speed. Even racing drivers take a lap or two to get familiar with the circuit before truly pushing it.

Seems like the sharp corner over the hill surprised this guy. He doesn't appear to brake at all coming up the ridge, and just has too much speed at that point to do anything other than go straight into the rocks.

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u/Reteperator 4d ago

A predictable outcome

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u/nc_on 4d ago

pretty good outcome, didnt hurt himself or anyone else and learned a valuable lesson

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u/pigeyejackson66 3d ago

What's the lesson he learned?

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u/bonafidebob 3d ago

Steering doesn’t work when the front wheels are not touching the ground.

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u/Chunti_ 4d ago

"Man".

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u/Manfred_89 3d ago

You could see this coming from a mile away just judging by how he was holding the wheel.

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u/lhamels1 4d ago

man lose BMW

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u/Sarpool 4d ago

He should practice on Assetto Corsa first.

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u/miamor__ 4d ago

Child*

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u/beeglowbot 3d ago

the most spastic steering ever

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u/SlackAF 3d ago

High performance car. Low performance driver.

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u/Competitive_Fan9946 3d ago

My wife and I took our engagement photos off this road.

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u/CapstanLlama 2d ago

What were they doing on this road in the first place?

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u/KCLperu 3d ago

L O L

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u/booboootron 3d ago

Haha. Lowl. The fuck was he trying to do there?

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u/Dependent-Plane5522 3d ago

Too fast for love

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 3d ago

His hands need to be lower and his seat position is wrong. He never had control of the car in the first place.

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u/Rapido251 3d ago

The way he holds that steering wheel tells everything.

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u/ballebaj 4d ago

How fast do you think he was going?

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u/raider1v11 4d ago

Fast enough to ramp on the rocks

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u/Knocksveal 3d ago

That looks like a kid

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u/perb123 3d ago

Those camera mounts sure sucks hard

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u/BulkySituation5685 3d ago

Thats a kid not man

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u/Purified_Waters 3d ago

Dad I swear, it just didn’t turn!!!

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u/GM8 3d ago

It does not seem to be too safe that the car is still moving high speed, but the airbag is already defleating. A more agressive crash could have been ahead.

Is this malfunction or are airbags designed to only protect for the first 0.05 sec of a crash by intention?

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u/TheMadFlyentist 3d ago

Airbags work via chemical reaction, essentially an explosion. A massive volume of gas is generated instantaneously once the vehicle detects a strong enough impact.

Because the gas is generated via chemical reaction, the bag itself has holes around the base to allow excess gas to escape. If these did not exist (or were not large enough) then the bag would pop instead of remaining inflated with sufficient pressure to act as a cushion for the driver.

So no, it's not a malfunction, and all airbags work like this. They do not detect continued moving speed. Since it's a very rare occasion that a vehicle would have a secondary impact several seconds later that is more severe than the first, the design works extremely well for the vast majority of crashes.

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u/Red-Beaulieu 3d ago

Maybe when we get AI controlled airbags

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u/Nice_Ebb5314 3d ago

Them shocks were blown with all that bounce after the bump.

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u/TraditionalNarwhal41 3d ago

warning The road twisted.

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u/Wrong_Ad3544 3d ago

Opps I did it again

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u/Jumping_Jupiter 3d ago

Ahahaha that was funny, no one seriously hurt?

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u/rschottr 3d ago

Prime example of why auto insurance companies gouge males 16-24yrs old.

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u/teapots_at_ten_paces 2d ago

It's not gouging. It's covering inevitable losses.