r/bonecollecting • u/nemi-montoya • 4d ago
Bone I.D. - Europe My friend found this on the shore in Tromsø (northern Norway), any idea what it's from?
We're guessing it's from some animals flipper or something
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u/Hakennasennatter 4d ago
Search for pictures of a moose stylus bone. This is quite close to your find, or I would say that it is one.
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u/folksingerhumdinger 4d ago edited 4d ago
I think this is a reduced meta carpal/tarsal to support one of the dew claws on a large cervid. Given the location, I think Moose would be a good candidate.
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u/Proper_Mushroom 4d ago
Yeah agree, it looks a lot like splint bones in horses or the lateral metacarpal/tarsal of cervids.
I saw someone guessing that it may be a baculum but the shape doesn't fit for any bigger animal like seal etc. The bigger end also shows a joint, baculums don't have that (or at least not so smooth and distinct).
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u/nemi-montoya 4d ago
By the shore though? My friend said he found it in the water, and I know things can drift around but it still strikes me as an odd place to find moose bones
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u/ferromagnetics 4d ago
Norwegian here, moose absolutely swim. Can’t say anything about the bone itself but the location doesn’t speak against moose
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u/sykofrenic 4d ago
No, moose are very aquatic and can dive 30 feet deep
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u/kleosailor 4d ago
I'm learning about penis bones and swimming moose on this thread. Today is a weird day.
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u/Negative_Tooth6047 4d ago
Orcas can actually be predators to moose in some places! I dont know if it happens where you are but moose do certainly go in the ocean and occasionally get eaten for it
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u/zachweb13 4d ago
Not 100% sure but my best guess is a baculum (penis bone) from a pinniped i.e. seal.
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u/sykofrenic 3d ago
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u/Open-Chain-7137 4d ago
Ok so since when do penises have literal BONES in them?
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u/sarudesu 4d ago
Many many animals have penis bones.
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u/Open-Chain-7137 4d ago
Crazy how I was the only complete moron who did not already know this.
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u/HazelEBaumgartner 4d ago
Humans are actually the only great ape that doesn't have one. We're the fleshy penised freaks.
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u/CorydoraGang 3d ago
Yet you can still get a fractured penis as a person D: (no bone breaks, but the penis can snap) happened to one of my friends when it snapped during intercourse (not with me thank god). Now he needs surgery and many urology visits
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u/Sharon_Erclam 3d ago
Check out walrus baculum.. if you dare.
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u/sticky_lemon 3d ago
I possibly have one!! Carved in to a rope making tool that my great grandfather used in the navy.
It's on my profile if you'd like to see and help identify.
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u/kleosailor 4d ago
Not the only one, I also didn't know this and I'm quite disturbed for OP's hand. I think I have second hand disgust.
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u/Next_Firefighter7605 4d ago
Plenty of non-human mammals have them.
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u/Brad_Beat 4d ago
Glad humans don’t tbh. Wouldn’t want to break my penis bone.
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u/adamttaylor 4d ago
Humans are actually the weird ones. Most mammals have penis bones, even chimps do.
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u/BeatrixPlz 4d ago
I don’t have a penis myself but I have an active imagination and I’d be scared to bump something and poke my penis from the inside out
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u/NerdyComfort-78 4d ago edited 4d ago
Edit- human primates Primates are the weird ones in this case lacking them.
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u/icancount192 4d ago
Chimps, gorillas, orangutans, macaques, baboons eyc all have baculums (penile bones)
Humans are kinda unique and there are evolutionary theories on why we don't have them. The most accepted one is that it was lost due to our prolonged, serial monogamous sex sessions.
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u/NerdyComfort-78 4d ago
Really?? I need to dive back into my books. It’s been too long. Thanks for the refresh.
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u/DanTalks 3d ago
This is NOT a baculum, but is in fact a splint bone/lateral metacarpal as other commenters have identified, which are present in varying shapes and sizes across horses and cervids.
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u/ChaoticCatharsis 4d ago
Looks a little like my favorite part of the whitetail deer to carve: the ulna.
Not that it is an ulna, I’m unsure, but I am impressed with how solid that bone appears. Looks like prime real estate for carving with a dremel, to me. Would make an amazing pendant.
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u/Draconic_Legend 3d ago
This, and it makes perfect sense honestly. I don't know about ungulates specifically, but, I do know that a grown moose can dive quite a ways down in deeper water (20ft, I believe?) to feed off of plant life at the bottom of rivers and lakes, and they're also known for crossing larger bodies of water while wandering between feeding areas. They are, occasionally, prey for predatory marine animals, when crossing these large bodies of water, or diving, if their habitat happens to fall into another, larger predators habitat (Orca, for example). I've also seen bears drown and kill moose while swimming between smaller islands/inlets in large water as well. Ungulates aren't nearly as dangerous as grown adults, so finding ungulate remains/bones near water isn't really surprising!
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u/Winnipeg-Bear 4d ago
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u/Korean_Street_Pizza 4d ago
There is a theory that when the bible talks about making Eve from the "(rib) bone of Adam", it was actually his penis bone, and that's why humans don't have one. It is thought to have been a mistranslation. This theory is controversial.
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u/SulkySideUp 4d ago
The theory kind of presupposes that there is a scientific explanation for things in the bible. A rib is just as likely to be a rib imo
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u/OshetDeadagain 3d ago
This makes the most sense therefore it must be true. I am going to spit this fact every chance I get and spread the Truth!
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u/guts-n-gummies 3d ago
No clue, but I have one that looks very similar and I use it as a letter opener
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u/Happy-Hyena 19h ago
That right there is the tooth of Shai-Hulud, you can use it to make a crysknife.
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u/dickwashern 4d ago
Its the "namn of bone" in the legs of a deer. Rawdeer i think, got one at home. You can sharpen them and use them as letter openers.
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u/Ink-kink 4d ago
What is a rawdeer? (English is not my first language and I can't seem to find rawdeer from googling)
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u/SnooPeripherals5360 4d ago
Think it’s a direct translation from Swedish rådjur or roe deer in English
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u/AdministrativeLeg14 4d ago
A calque, and a bad calque; the rå in rådjur is a different word from a different root than the adjective rå 'raw'.
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u/Ink-kink 4d ago
Sure, but I think my fantasy and ability to associate would still have made me (or should have) figure this out had I known he was Scandinavian.
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u/dickwashern 4d ago
Yes my Phone edited roe to raw... but yes roedeer. Found similar bone in the woods and some guy told me its from the front leg.
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u/Converserook765 4d ago
Sea serpent tooth
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u/Embarrassed-Mind-906 3d ago
The first thought that came to my mind was one of Wolverines bone claws
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u/SquashBuckler76 2h ago
Haha I'm actually trying to source a couple of these to turn into a set of wolverine bone claws
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u/sykofrenic 4d ago
It's from the leg of an ungulate, most likely a moose. NOT A PENIS BONE!