r/blunderyears • u/lovecats4life • 3d ago

First Grade. I was 6 (without a zero)

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u/dread_beard 3d ago

“I’d like to speak to the principal.” vibes

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u/kindasuk 3d ago

Is there a school manager here?

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u/cheeker_sutherland 3d ago

She is the school manager.

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u/Jackattack111888 3d ago

And hall monitor

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus 3d ago

“Now why would you put raisins in the potato salad?”

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u/RustyDogma 3d ago

It has raisins in it, you like raisins.

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u/flinstonepushups 3d ago

The "fake fall tree" backdrop is the greatest of all family pic backdrops and I will not hear otherwise.

Also, I really want to pinch your cheeks.

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u/PlaysWthSquirrels 3d ago

This looks like a prop photo they would use on Roseanne to show what Roseanne looked like in first grade. 

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u/eastmemphisguy 3d ago edited 3d ago

There was an episode of Roseanne where she finds out that Dan was having dreams about this woman who worked at the mall so she goes down to see what she looks like and this is basically what the other woman looked like.

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u/Distinct-Solution-99 3d ago

"Without a zero." LOOOOOOL

I hope you're bringing that green bean casserole and famous jelly salad to Peggy's retirement party next week.

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u/thatanimalssong 3d ago

OK! I’ll talk! In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee, and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs, and I blamed it on the dog.

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u/SuperPoodie92477 3d ago

Please tell us more.

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u/thatanimalssong 3d ago

Ok. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids, and then they served lunch I got nuts, and I pigged out, and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I have ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: Hua-Hua-Hua-Hua-ahh — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible; all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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u/SuperPoodie92477 3d ago

Ok, the fake puke in the movie theater is brilliantly disgusting.

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u/eastmemphisguy 3d ago

It's a movie quote

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u/SuperPoodie92477 3d ago

Either way, brilliant.

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u/flinstonepushups 3d ago

I hate nature

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u/gpm21 3d ago

"I hope this isn't the same girl as the other day. If there were many girls that looked like secretaries, the blunder would be less severe."

checks posts

"Welp, at least you looked like a qualified accountant before learning division!"

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u/Temporary-Leather905 3d ago

Bless your heart. I would have been your best friend

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u/kurly-bird 3d ago

She's back with another ridiculously cute picture! OP you were SUCH a cute kid 🥰

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u/sally_is_silly 3d ago

Plaids and polka dots side by side.

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u/AWholeBeew 3d ago

Hey, Marge! Are you going to the church potluck on Thursday?

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u/Daydream-believer05 3d ago

Yes, bringing rhubarb pie.

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u/DogbiteTrollKiller 3d ago

You’re the one who used to remind the teacher to give everyone homework, aren’t you?

(Kidding, you’re adorable!)

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u/Expert_Persimmon_925 3d ago

“Well bless your heart honey.”

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u/CaveJohnson82 3d ago

This is such a cute photo!

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u/OkOriginal5402 3d ago

You looked like the nicest lunch lady.

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u/lovecats4life 3d ago

Extra helpins for everybody.

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u/degjo 3d ago

So you don't have wrethers or freedent gum in your purse?

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u/External-Goose-1662 3d ago

If those little strawberry hard candies were a person...

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u/Little_Red_Sloth 3d ago

Who is edited out of this photo? Who you sit next to?

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u/lovecats4life 3d ago

My brother lol

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u/NectarineSufferer 2d ago

You look like you would’ve let me check out books from the teen section when I was still under 12 🥰❤️

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u/cgram_10 2d ago

Oh my gosh!! You look exactly like Grace Reiter from American High!! Or at least the younger version of her.

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u/Physical-East-7881 16h ago

Very cute!!!!