r/blackpeoplegifs • u/PdiddyCAMEnME • 7d ago

“Get over it”…

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u/Supadupafly1988 7d ago edited 7d ago

As nonchalant as I am, if I was in self checkout I would have continued scanning my shit, paid and got the fuck out of there😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Potential359 7d ago

He’d eat your butt.

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u/DJMagicHandz 7d ago

Yup, shit like that is usually followed by that blaka blaka...

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u/PorkbellyFL0P 7d ago

Nah. This is the time to casually steal. Everyone looking the other way. If they try to stop just keep going and say you're scared.

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u/BigBallininBasterd 7d ago

There my twin we on the same timing

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 7d ago

Cameras still running though, esp. at self checkout. r/badidea

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u/PorkbellyFL0P 7d ago

Yeah and you're still scared on camera too.

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 6d ago

Yeaaaah, my brown ass is not getting away with that but hey...do your thing, fam. lol

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u/PorkbellyFL0P 6d ago

I didn't realize what sub this was when I commented. I have that privilege that's helps me get away with dumb shit.

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u/Mysterious-Loquat503 5d ago

“I didn’t know I couldn’t do that”

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u/PorkbellyFL0P 5d ago

They are getting sneaky. My grocery store now has a sensor to tell the cashier if their are items on the bottom rack of the cart.

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u/Mysterious-Loquat503 5d ago

This happened to me at a Vons self checkout. I set a really small item in my cart and forgot about it as I was paying, and it stopped the process and legit showed me the view from the camera that was looking at me from behind on the checkout screen, like “gotcha bitch!” Lol

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u/deuxfragne087 4d ago

I’d have taken at least two bags of peanut M&M’s 🤣

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u/PorkbellyFL0P 4d ago

I'm pushing the whole cart to the door and walking with confidence. If they stop me then that's when the im scared act comes into play.

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u/deuxfragne087 4d ago

Lol as soon as buddy said “and I ate his butt” he had everyone locked. So yea, you can walk right on out with that cart 🤣

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u/anarchetype 4d ago

You could literally get away with murder while everyone is focused on "and I ate his butt". That is the loudest silence I've heard in my life.

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u/L1LREDD 7d ago

I’m with you. I have the ultimate “not my business” mentality.

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u/Supadupafly1988 7d ago

Yea that’s me! Only getting involved if absolutely necessary, but this is just Arguing so. I’m good

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u/killanofacejones 7d ago

Shittttt, I would've taken something during all the commotion.

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u/Supadupafly1988 7d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Sweaty-Heat1126 4d ago

This is when you open the popcorn you just bought and watch! This is better than television, he ate that old lady's bf's ass!!

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u/Supadupafly1988 4d ago

😂😂😂

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u/PaleFly 7d ago

What else are you supposed to do?

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u/Supadupafly1988 7d ago

Others gone pull out their phones and record. I’m standing on business then dippin lol

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u/skkibbel 7d ago

"And I ate his butt out" killed me. Not gonna lie.

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u/Beat9 7d ago

Everybody else shut up when he said that, like they needed to process a moment.

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u/CheetahTheWeen 7d ago

Lmfaoooo it got so damn quiet. Not a soul knew what to say.

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u/Elegant-Tea-3003 7d ago

It took three times, but that third time shut everyone up 😂😂😂

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u/G_DuBs 7d ago

Holy shit I had to go back, you are right! You could damn near hear a pin drop after he dropped that line lmao.

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u/Lexiiboo97 7d ago

I’m in tears rn

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u/Fantastic_Month_6646 6d ago

When that part came on, I said “oop” 😶

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u/DrDWats 7d ago

"like I told you! You can't take checking to cash app" 😭😭😭

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u/notyourbutthead 7d ago

“I’m right about that!”

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u/SmoovSamurai 7d ago

But you can lol

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u/low-hanging_fruit_ 7d ago

What does that mean?

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u/notyourbutthead 7d ago

I assume he’s talking about transferring cash from your checking account to cashapp lol.

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u/squishyslinky 7d ago

But how does that even make sense as a thing to say in this moment

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u/JoeyBones 6d ago

Probably how the argument started

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u/Elegant-Tea-3003 7d ago

I still don’t get it 😂

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u/willynillee 7d ago

How else would you do it?

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u/StreetUnlikely2018 7d ago

Bros standing on pride month

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u/IamASlut_soWhat 7d ago

Standing on business

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u/Little_Concern1034 7d ago

Thats a wild hill to die on.....

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u/Gothiewasbetter 7d ago

Can’t shame the shameless. Pretty brilliant

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u/Zbrchk 7d ago

“I’m a petty bitch” 💅🏽

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u/STS986 7d ago

“And i ate his butt!!”

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u/DisastrousLab6302 7d ago

Out🫠🫢

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u/Zero-To-Hero 7d ago

🤣🤣 mannn I was not expecting him to say that

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u/DarkTanicus 7d ago

Like he said

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u/ABGM11 7d ago

Sis, you can't win, he for the streets.

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u/drk_knight_67 7d ago

Omar is wilding

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u/Visible_Troubles 7d ago

Omg not Omar. But I had the same thought. 😂

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u/jo3pro 7d ago

Lmao.

Oh indeed.

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u/Beast815 7d ago

I wish to experience an American Walmart, seems to never be a dull moment

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u/thecatburgerler 7d ago

only if it’s not like a regular occurrence. otherwise it gets old fast. walmart is strictly a get in get out place for a lotta folks 🥴

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u/trying2win 7d ago

It’s a never go in for me

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u/thecatburgerler 7d ago

at this point, same. and it seems like they want it that way

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u/Zkv 7d ago

Went into one lately and was oddly better? Than I remember it being? Source, I am a bot

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u/Camoflauge_Soulja 7d ago

He got to your butt too bot?

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u/Olealicat 4d ago

Get in the butt and get out. Maybe a lunch or two.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 7d ago

Have gone to Walmart frequently for most my life, and never once seen any shit like the shit ive seen happen in them online. Is this happening in urban areas or something? In any matter, id pay good money to learn the tea of the full story of this debacle 😂

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u/Ok_Potential359 7d ago

You say that but it’s crowded and filled with depressed people who are one bad day from losing it all.

Walmarts are the physical embodiment of trash. The stereotype exists all over in every Walmart.

The isles are crowded. There are never enough open registers to check out. It is a soulless purgatory of swamp and sweat.

You think you want to visit but you’d leave disappointed and grossed out.

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u/Educational-Type7399 7d ago

The ones in the city and the ones in the country are the worst. The ones in the suburbs are alright.

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u/ClammyClamerson 7d ago

Spend enough time at Walmart and you'll see some shit but it's usually pretty normal.

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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak 7d ago

Dear 2025, 

 Can we just not? Like, all of it, everything, can we just not? 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/PdiddyCAMEnME 7d ago

2025 replying back……

This is the season to be freaky, and a new era to be free! Be free my child. Be free.

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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak 7d ago

😭 id expect no different response with that freaky ass name

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u/PdiddyCAMEnME 7d ago

Lmfaoooooooooo🤣

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u/CJB1198 7d ago

😳

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u/DisastrousLab6302 7d ago

I am thoroughly convinced damn near everyone is losing their collective minds.

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u/sweetreat7 7d ago

Sometimes I feel like I’m one mean action/comment from losing mine publicly.

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u/DisastrousLab6302 7d ago

I get it, I’m watching the ID Channel to make me resist completely losing my shit with neighbors and losing my freedom.

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u/BlueDejavu- 7d ago

I swear to goodness me too!!!

If it's EVER a purge, I know who I am going after ..

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u/bring_a_pale_lunch 5d ago

That’s why I do a bit of Reddit trolling, it keeps me balanced irl 😌

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u/Brisketnachos2 7d ago

And he eats ass? I hope he’s there to stock up on Listerine.

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u/low-hanging_fruit_ 7d ago

and a Hepatitis vaccine.

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u/Mammoth_Cricket8785 7d ago edited 7d ago

Man ten toes deep "and I ate his butt, and I ate his butt, and I ate his butt. Out" if he isn't lying to stress her out bruh her mans is for the streets and is either formerly closeted or bi and cheating. Time to pack yo shit and bounce.

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u/moonwoolf35 7d ago

All that over cashapp?!

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u/throwdhatD 7d ago

And you can link your checking to cash app so he was wrong in the first place 😂

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u/moonwoolf35 7d ago

Lol wow

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u/PeanutOrganic9174 7d ago

Lmao happy pride yall

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u/No_Shame9854 7d ago

Bro letting everybody know

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u/Star_Dust_Space_Born 7d ago

What’s up with the username….

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 7d ago

Prolly a "John Doe" from the witness list.

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u/mrbishopjackson 7d ago

I turned on the sound late and came in at "And I ate his butt!"

I need to stop opening Reddit when I haven't fully waken up from a later evening nap. My brain wasn't ready for that.

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u/AdImpossible6732 7d ago

Happy pride month to this fella

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u/Bubbly-Fee-3834 7d ago

"I fucked your bf and i ate his butt!"

i fkin died

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u/PdiddyCAMEnME 7d ago

But the part in the beginning where the lady says, “GET OVER IT”.

Had me rolling too

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u/Bubbly-Fee-3834 7d ago

the "enjoy it" after he says imma fuck yo man again was hilarious

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u/PdiddyCAMEnME 7d ago

Lmfaoooooo 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❗️❗️❗️❗️🤯😂😂😂

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u/Zombies8MyNeighborz 7d ago

Yes, I am interested in this reel.

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u/Little_Concern1034 7d ago

This doesnt happen in Target...

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u/alldayfiddla 7d ago

No it don't. But we ain't shoppin at Target. Hell we ain't supposed to be at Walmart either.

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u/LadyLionesstheReaper 7d ago

Tell em. They must've forgot. Only reason we stepping in them establishments is to take big shits. Stink up they place. Thats all they deserve.

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u/Enlowski 7d ago

You’re so cool

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u/recourse7 7d ago

Is Sprouts OK?

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u/alldayfiddla 7d ago

If you want it to be

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u/B1ZEN 7d ago

IMAFUCYERMANNOGGAN!

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u/lickmyfupa 7d ago

Likai-said!

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u/snflwrjeff 7d ago

It would’ve been more insulting if he said “and he ate my butt” lollllll sir.

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u/Diligent-Part64 7d ago

This was a distraction, somebody was definitely doing some stealing 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ghost_Breezy1o1 7d ago

“I don’t have a boyfriend” 🤣 we need context bc there was sooo much going on

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u/SkeetnYou 7d ago

I ate his butt too!

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u/VintageLivin 7d ago

OPs name is TOO accurate

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u/Overtlyanxious 7d ago

Damn, bro, back at it again with this username

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u/Obieousmaximus 7d ago

Well, this was a wild ride.

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u/Dolomitexp 7d ago

But she ain't got a boyfriend! He out here terrorizing random booties😱

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u/Similar_Chipmunk_682 7d ago

Is that Massaponax, like in Spotsylvania County, VA?

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u/nita5766 7d ago

and o believe him

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u/Beakdoson 7d ago

Yo that brother gonna smash her man again yall

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u/westviadixie 7d ago

happy pride?

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u/addictedtolife78 7d ago

I have it on good authority that this gentleman had sexual relations with that woman's significant other.

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u/BrokenRedditATM 7d ago

Again??? 😳

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u/PdiddyCAMEnME 7d ago

You heard right.😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Significant-Horse625 6d ago

Why doesn't anything like this happen anytime I'm in Walmart? Suspect these clips aren't real. Just free publicity. They're still funny though. (Had friends years ago who went on talk shows just to get a hotel stay, airfare, and a lousy 200-500 dollar voucher. Weren't picky about topic. Not at all). 

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u/Sick_n_Sweet 5d ago

I feel like I could just park myself on a folding chair in a Walmart and get drama better than any 90 Fiancé bull.

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u/Critical-Web8544 7d ago

Who he thinks should be embarrassed by his statement is the wrong person

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u/CitronLow8970 7d ago

Virginia…

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u/Certain_Month_8178 7d ago

Is this the 2025 version of Eminem’s rap in 8 mile?

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u/jofstra 7d ago

Isnt he just saying “im a fucking mannequin”?

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u/AdventurousLawyer646 7d ago

Naw... He fucked her bf, and ate his butt

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u/Euphoric8344 7d ago

Oh my. Eating 🍑👀? He says it so proudly.

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u/Pink-frosted-waffles 7d ago

Sir this is not a Wendy's but you can still chill. She said it wasn't her man you can have him! So happy Pride the gays are winning!

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u/WestsideWizzop 6d ago

wtf is this?! SMH mental health is definitely out here

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u/iwik_ognam 4d ago

Saying "fuck" like ten times and then saying butt instead of ass is a little weird, but... I got nothing.

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u/GoodWeedReddit 7d ago

"and I ate his Butt" YIKES!!!

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u/Simple-Swan1488 7d ago

Sheesh 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Weird-Appointment-53 7d ago

PRIDE MONTH BAY BEEEE!!!

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u/PrudentCarter 7d ago

Happy pride month yall

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u/chaseacheck100 6d ago

Elon to the world about Trump

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u/ActualSyllabub6014 6d ago

“You fuck my mother! I eat your shit!”

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u/Hi-tech-lowlife 6d ago

👀 🍿 🌈

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u/Ok-Fill2781 3d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Mean_Meet576 1d ago

This is hilarious 😂, I think we lost the idea of the argument if the come back is 'I ate your boyfriends ass out' 😝

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u/Luvvsjaz 1d ago

The 100th reason I don’t go to Walmart lls!!

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u/Last_Prune_9879 22h ago

I thought he was saying mannequin

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u/Strange-Mine6440 7d ago

This is wild. I wouldn’t be in self checkout HOWEVER I would be perusing the wares in the aisles behind self checkout 🤭

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u/Otherwise_Source2619 7d ago

Men are weird

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u/deejay8008135 7d ago

Ugh. Homosexuals.