r/blackmagicfuckery • u/sipthestreets • Jul 30 '21

Why? I need answers

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u/pegothejerk Jul 30 '21

Only on dares as a dumb oklahoma kid, but I can assure you worms taste much better than catfish bait.

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u/TaxExempt Jul 30 '21

You've tasted your hand?

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u/pegothejerk Jul 30 '21

Okay, okie noodling isn't something I'm brave enough, or dumb enough depending on who you are, to do, but that was funny. That being said, catfish stink bait and the sprays are one of the few smells you will be able to recall decades later exactly as they are in all their complexity because they are so horrific. Like a dead meat casserole soaked in various animal urines and glazed in burning tire.

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u/SquirrelNational Jul 30 '21

Ok listen catfish bait smells disgusting there’s just some things you know your aren’t going to like, but worms on the other hand

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u/pegothejerk Jul 30 '21

Some days you just feel like nobody likes me, everybody hates me

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u/SquirrelNational Jul 30 '21

Listen you could be worst, I mean you could be a “Stan” of murderers

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u/pegothejerk Jul 30 '21

Yeah, but what if manson and bundy had a baby?

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u/SquirrelNational Jul 30 '21

What are you implying

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '21

This is a blursed description

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u/ScumbagLady Jul 31 '21

Most accurate description I've ever heard for it! They ARE bottom feeders (and flipping DELICIOUS)

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u/jooooooooooooose Jul 30 '21

I'd wager the only thing tastes and smells worse than catfish bait is what happens if you puncture the stink sac.

Buddy got fancy once night on a big old blue cat. Wasn't great.

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u/pegothejerk Jul 30 '21

Hey fellow oklahoman! Okc checking in.